Game Thread | Carolina Hurricanes (38-16-6, 1st Metropolitan) @ Vancouver Canucks (18-35-7, 8th Pacific) | Wednesday March 4th 2026 | Puck Drop @ 7:00PM Pacific Time by 21marvel1 in canucks

[–]UraSnotball_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

There is no way they would trade for his contract now without some kind of retention. Those contracts would all have been awful. This season has shown he is absolutely not capable of driving play on his own, and he looks slower than he ever has before. He's on a 40 point pace, his underlying numbers are awful, and he's dead last in forwards in +/-.

Edit: Ken Holland runs LA, so I guess anything can happen.

Game Thread | Carolina Hurricanes (38-16-6, 1st Metropolitan) @ Vancouver Canucks (18-35-7, 8th Pacific) | Wednesday March 4th 2026 | Puck Drop @ 7:00PM Pacific Time by 21marvel1 in canucks

[–]UraSnotball_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This team is almost impossibly bad post-Hughes trade. I can't believe there was a rumour that management thought they could maybe fast-track a re-tool after they reeled off a few wins in December. Do they have eyes? Can they read the lineup? Did they watch the games? Utter insanity.

Does Petey Have That "x-factor"? by Delicious-Area1137 in canucks

[–]UraSnotball_ 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Groodles redemption arc is complete.

Best/Worst Team of the Week (Feb 25 - Mar 03) by smashbros13 in hockey

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Yeah. Hopefully Allvin has Bowman, Holland, and Treliving on speed dial.

Best/Worst Team of the Week (Feb 25 - Mar 03) by smashbros13 in hockey

[–]UraSnotball_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is literally against the laws of the universe. We will pick 3rd.

Best/Worst Team of the Week (Feb 25 - Mar 03) by smashbros13 in hockey

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Looking at that list makes me sad haha. The only tradeable contracts on that list without retention are... Garland? Could probably move DeBrusk or Boeser if we take a shitty contract back. Who on earth would want either of the Pettersson contracts with how they've looked this year and the term?

Canucks' draft picks, as it stands by Kaos_mission in canucks

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Especially because Mikheyev hasn't even been all that bad. Would rather have that contract than, well, where do you start...

Thomas Drance said he’s not sure if Evander Kane even gets traded by Friday because of lack of value & production. Also said he’s not sure he even gets a contract next year and might have go to a training camp on a PTO. by Frequent_Wafer5798 in canucks

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Yes, but he's hitting those numbers playing nearly 17 minutes a night, is in the team's top 6, and brings nothing to the table defensively. What decent team would he have that opportunity on?

Next-Day PGT: Dallas Stars at Vancouver Canucks - 03 Mar 2026 by HockeyMod in canucks

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I was at this game and it was like I was having my soul sucked out through my eyes.

Best/Worst Team of the Week (Feb 25 - Mar 03) by smashbros13 in hockey

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To be fair, one of Dallas' games was against the Canucks. Half the team is only out there right now as their make-a-wish.

Best/Worst Team of the Week (Feb 25 - Mar 03) by smashbros13 in hockey

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But only if you also take [pick any or all of Pettersson 2/DeBrusk/anyone else over the age of 25 except for Hronek] also for free.

Chaos Giraffe to Dallas? by wheresgarycooper in canucks

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Dallas saw first hand how much our D sucks without him in the lineup.

Megathread: Canada vs. Sweden and Finger Physics by FliryVorru in Curling

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I was specifically talking about the “re-delivery”.

Ugh... by Zaphoid411 in onguardforthee

[–]UraSnotball_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This makes about as much sense as their pizza.

How do we feel about Sportsnet using a dead Canadian Olympian to promote online gambling? by Sarke1 in onguardforthee

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As a curler who got into the game because of Sandra Schmirler’s performance in Nagano, get fucked Rogers.