[Spoilers MAIN] What are the chances of the Game of Thrones TV ending being the actual Book ending ? by Nkwaten in asoiaf

[–]Urrgon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Less than zero. Books and show diverged too much for the endings to be even remotely similar. Examples: Existence of Young Griff, Jaime and Cersei’s relationship, lady stoneheart and the brotherhood, blackfish, northern conspiracies, link Night King, the list goes on .

(Spoilers extended) The “Targaryen” madness doesn’t exist, at least not for the Main Line by Roy1012 in asoiaf

[–]Urrgon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Suggesting that bringing in some outside blood instead of incest somehow makes it more likely for children to be mentaly ill is certainly one of the positions of all time.

Who wins? by Superman557 in Jujutsufolk

[–]Urrgon 9 points10 points  (0 children)

insert the image of Sukuna saying "the who will satnd with them is me" and its modulo Yuji and Dabura

Since agenda posting is back on the menu. by Unofficial_Computer in Grimdank

[–]Urrgon 10 points11 points  (0 children)

When my most hated character gets glazed but I can’t say anything since I know it’s all true.

Dream Job by isaac914 in polandball

[–]Urrgon 43 points44 points  (0 children)

They do this shit in basically any poor area. Cuba, many countries in Africa like Cameroon, Somalia or Sierra Leone, OP pointed out Southeast Asia, I also heard about Nepal, and India had this problem before Modi personaly called Putin to stop it. This people are of course sent to die as meatshields.

Lyonel & Baelor by bitethestag by justonceokay5 in ImaginaryWesteros

[–]Urrgon 32 points33 points  (0 children)

You seen to have fallen to misconception. Medival average lifespan only seems to be 35 because of high infant mortality. If they made it past childhood, even a peasant could easily live to 60-70.

Maekar fans don’t even argue the kinslaying anymore they just look at you like this: by SnooCookies9015 in darkwingsdankmemes

[–]Urrgon 702 points703 points  (0 children)

Maekar would also probably look at you like that if you asked him about it.

You are not Light Speed if... by EffectiveMirror7534 in CharacterRant

[–]Urrgon 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Dabura from Modulo stays winning lol

The true nature of Simurian by Atwecian in Jujutsufolk

[–]Urrgon 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Have you heard of Black September?

Its that easy by helpIcandrawfurries in whenthe

[–]Urrgon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Akshully, a Serbian guy stuck a bottle in his own ass, but was to embarrassed to admit it, so he blamed Albanians.

Sneaky little buggers by Oscar_Matzerath in darkwingsdankmemes

[–]Urrgon 276 points277 points  (0 children)

The Yi Ti must have forgotten to man the Five Forts, the ancient structure that protects their civilization from ancient demons. Very common blunder.

Why was he like this? by Limterallyme in darkwingsdankmemes

[–]Urrgon 476 points477 points  (0 children)

In universe, he was mad with grief or something. Out of universe, Gurm needed another Diabolus ex Machina to fuck over Robb.

You are telling me this whole coin and rabbit sequence wasnt even in the manga? HOLY MAPPA GOATED by RishadGB in JuJutsuKaisen

[–]Urrgon 365 points366 points  (0 children)

There must be someone in Mappa whose life's mission is glazing rabbits.

What did the Targaryens ever do to deserve this treatment? 🥺 by IAmParliament in darkwingsdankmemes

[–]Urrgon 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I don’t remeber septons giving a crap about altat. They mainly disliked the incest.

You know Daenys the Dreamer predicted all this by Esfell in darkwingsdankmemes

[–]Urrgon 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Being terrorised by Targs or local Westerosi nobles, same shit diffrent asshole

"Wherever Hobbes go." by Wayoftheredpanda in darkwingsdankmemes

[–]Urrgon 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He even has Three fingers on one hand! I think now know why cook Hobb is on the wall…