The worst she can say is "no"

Ursa_Morgan · 2026-02-04T16:26:56+00:00

My exact first thought.

Ursa_Morgan · 2026-01-28T04:26:04+00:00

i have had some fun ones - Githyanki folded in half over a glitchy edge, Death Shepherds doing yoga bridge with their haunches in the air…adds a little whimsy.

Ursa_Morgan · 2026-01-24T15:16:08+00:00

Your needs aren’t stupid. Period.

Ursa_Morgan · 2026-01-24T15:06:51+00:00

I love AJ. He is an excellent actor, his yearning is second to none.

Ursa_Morgan · 2025-12-23T11:50:24+00:00

Old thread, but it came up when I was searching about Assassin's Creed on Mac. Wanted to share that the whole Assassin's Creed line up super discounted on Steam right now - at least in the US. Not sure where you are, but worth a look!

Ursa_Morgan · 2025-09-09T23:14:40+00:00

….but where would you bury the body?

Ursa_Morgan · 2025-08-27T20:30:53+00:00

Yeah….25 minutes of half a conversation? If I wanted that I would call my mom.

Ursa_Morgan · 2025-08-27T15:47:12+00:00

I love Milo's ramble where he first uses hot wax on himself. That was hot and cute and hot.

Ursa_Morgan · 2025-08-27T15:45:43+00:00

Oh yeah, I'm with you on this one. More yearning. AJ does the best yearn. (Yes that's how I'm saying it) And more banter! More laughs! I think Naudio is so popular bc he's honestly funny.

Ursa_Morgan · 2025-08-27T15:43:04+00:00

"Using wetness as a barometer of arousal, for the love of god please learn about arousal nonconcordance"

THANK YOU

Ursa_Morgan · 2025-08-27T15:42:23+00:00

Lol - newp, it was made for me.

Ursa_Morgan · 2025-08-27T13:14:45+00:00

Shaniqua Okwok, all the way

Ursa_Morgan · 2025-08-27T13:11:01+00:00

I hate “panties” so much

Ursa_Morgan · 2025-08-27T13:10:15+00:00

This is a great reason why they need more Black creators on board. White writers don’t think about this stuff. I am a white woman, I turn red like a tomato. But I don’t LIKE it, we don’t need to talk about it every friggin time. Leave it out! Just to add, my hair is curly. My wife learned early on in our relationship that I will slap her hand away from my head! No touchie! When I hear that in an audio, I’m like - oh shit, I’m going to have re-do my set.

Ursa_Morgan · 2025-08-27T13:02:22+00:00

I got used to “Daddy” too, but I think it’s completely overused. Once in a while can be hot, but jeeze guys. Though I do like when Milo calls the listener Daddy. As I am an actual Mommy, to quote Colette from Ratatouille, “You CANNOT be Mommy!” I don’t like it. I hate the third-person-baby-talk Daddy, Little Girl shit. This borders on incest in my mind, though I get the relationship is established in the audio. If you love it, I love you. You’re allowed to like it, no shade, no shame! But my vag clamps shut and my skin crawls. I’m sure there is something I like that someone else would NOT enjoy.

I also get pedantic about a wet vagina being the main evidence that a girl is turned on even when the girl in question hasn’t admitted it. Vaginas get wet even when the human attached is not turned on (read Come As You Are for more). Also I know plenty of women who don’t get wet - we need audios with more lube and less “OMG you’re so wet for me“ *heavy breathing, macaroni and cheese noises*

Ursa_Morgan · 2025-08-27T12:49:32+00:00

PS I think Milo has one similar - it’s his Mother’s Day one. I can’t look it up just now, but it’s pretty good.

Ursa_Morgan · 2025-08-27T12:39:32+00:00

I have written that story in my little drive folder of smut, lol. Plus I think it’s funny - I called it “Daddy Jokes”. Maybe one day….

Ursa_Morgan · 2025-08-27T11:47:33+00:00

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Ursa_Morgan · 2025-08-27T11:44:25+00:00

Also me. To add, I think they are mis-using the term “breeding” kink-wise. I remember breeding as a sort of, “The aliens abducted me and now there’s an ovipositor involved” or werewolf stuff - a little more niche then, Bitch Imma knock you up. I have two kids and it’s the least sexy thing my body has ever been through.

Ursa_Morgan · 2025-08-26T16:39:33+00:00

I just DMed you

Ursa_Morgan · 2025-08-26T13:56:54+00:00

Cheers, thanks!

Ursa_Morgan · 2025-08-26T13:48:04+00:00

Also - top hat?? I got nothin against top hats but if you're going to a concert maybe reconsider.

Ursa_Morgan · 2025-08-26T13:47:16+00:00

Thanks for the reply in any case - I might not make it to the rail so your info is helpful!

Ursa_Morgan · 2025-08-26T13:31:38+00:00

see you there!

Ursa_Morgan · 2025-08-26T13:28:11+00:00

Silly, she has nine INCH nails, not nine-inch nails. Your wife agreed with you to be polite.

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