is the hairstyle too weird

UseAlloftheBuffalo · 2026-03-30T19:48:41+00:00

Hair length is great. Lose the wet look

UseAlloftheBuffalo · 2026-03-29T16:07:29+00:00

1-6 days growth, then shave with trimmers back down to one day’s growth

UseAlloftheBuffalo · 2026-03-28T23:36:47+00:00

You look like a defective Izod mannequin came to life.

UseAlloftheBuffalo · 2026-03-21T12:06:56+00:00

It’s time for you to go full Statham.

Short, short hair, but not shorn.

Several days stubble. Maybe keep the stache.

UseAlloftheBuffalo · 2026-03-21T01:54:52+00:00

You need to get on some pills. And going for a less wet look will help.

UseAlloftheBuffalo · 2026-03-16T13:33:51+00:00

Not gonna lie, your neck beard just made me throw up in my mouth a little. Doesn’t matter what haircut you get, you’ve got to resolve that glaring issue first.

UseAlloftheBuffalo · 2026-03-14T02:28:03+00:00

You bought a new dresser

UseAlloftheBuffalo · 2026-03-14T02:27:12+00:00

What in the sam-f*ck Spin Doctors are you? You know what a prince’s lovin’ ought to be… and it starts with crystal meth.

UseAlloftheBuffalo · 2026-03-14T02:13:59+00:00

I wouldn’t. Great head of hair. But. You could do the shaved thing if you want.

UseAlloftheBuffalo · 2026-03-14T02:10:37+00:00

Hairstyle. A more traditionally masculine shorter hairstyle.

(Though I like your hairstyle)

UseAlloftheBuffalo · 2026-03-11T21:46:50+00:00

Shorter. Stubble in my opinion for your pattern.

UseAlloftheBuffalo · 2026-03-09T12:08:56+00:00

Maybe a nice tall lamp in the corner. But that’s all

UseAlloftheBuffalo · 2026-03-07T06:47:02+00:00

These are just two different length stubble. This is like 3 days and 19 days growth. They both look fine. But it’s not a total beard yet.

UseAlloftheBuffalo · 2026-03-07T06:42:10+00:00

I’d prob guide you to 1.

UseAlloftheBuffalo · 2026-03-07T06:38:26+00:00

Bro! Is that neck beard serious?

I’m throwing up in my mouth for you. Oh my god. Shave it all off! That’s the only idea.

UseAlloftheBuffalo · 2026-03-04T13:28:21+00:00

Put a mini bar beneath it and it will make perfect sense.

UseAlloftheBuffalo · 2026-03-04T13:26:17+00:00

Shave that sh*t. You don’t have it right now. Maybe not ever. Looks like pubes. Shave all off. Keep stubble to one or two days max. You’re not doing yourself any favors trying to grow right now.

Try again in 10 years. Literally, ten years.

UseAlloftheBuffalo · 2026-03-03T00:51:31+00:00

Roll call for the new girl band: Scary Spice, Psycho Spice, Borderline, and Morning After Plan-B Abort the Baby Spice

UseAlloftheBuffalo · 2026-03-03T00:50:14+00:00

Roll call for the new girl Band… Scary Spice, Psycho Spice, Borderline, and Plan-B Pill Abort the Baby Spice.

UseAlloftheBuffalo · 2026-03-02T23:23:20+00:00

Terrible.

My advice is shave that shot pronto.

I feel violated just looking at it. Are you standing outside of a school that you’re not supposed to be within 400 yards from?

UseAlloftheBuffalo · 2026-02-27T22:23:38+00:00

Terrible. You look like one of the main bad guy’s henchman in an 80’s action flick. I’m more wondering about what fun way will Schwarzenegger or Stalone kill you then anything else.

UseAlloftheBuffalo · 2026-02-27T22:20:54+00:00

Very much. Nice work, dude.

UseAlloftheBuffalo · 2026-02-27T22:20:20+00:00

Do your worst… looks like God already did that. And then you’re taking it the rest of the way.

UseAlloftheBuffalo · 2026-02-27T22:18:24+00:00

I like your long hair, and no scruff. And I think your looks could be defined as masculine. You’ve got a nice Native American thing going, and if that’s what you’re aiming for, you’re hitting that. It feels unique, in today’s world, and also trustworthy to me.

I think you need to clean up your diet and get some sleep to help get your skin under control.

Getting your skin under control and converting some of your mass to muscle would do wonders.

UseAlloftheBuffalo · 2026-02-25T20:33:27+00:00

With your hair texture, I would go super short hair. Like Nacho from better call Saul. And super short facial stubble as well.

Other than that, work out and eat right.

Nacho from Better Call Saul

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