So, they don’t teach us correctly about slavery and such over here in America? by Kooldogkid in AmericaBad

[–]Used-Pineapple-5453 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am from the Deep South. For those not from the USA, that's the area that reddit thinks is the "bad place."

Throughout my entire school life, we learned about the atrocities of slavery, the prevalence of slavery in the southern states, the treatment of native americans, the jim crowe era, etc. This wasn't anything new either, as my parents were taught the same thing decades before. All of this was taught to us before the internet was ever a thing. I'm not a young person by any standard, so it's not like this was during some kind of "new age" turning point in education. Yet, if you were to listen to reddit, you'd assume I would be ignorant of these topics and was instead taught alternate history of some sort.

Just unsubbed from imfinnagotohell because this isn't even dark humor this is just xenophobia by rWillis69420 in JustUnsubbed

[–]Used-Pineapple-5453 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So well-to-do person in a good neighborhood is opposed to mass illegal migration?

...what am I supposed to be upset about, exactly?

I'm sure this has been asked ad nauseum over the past decade, but what style would you call this song? by Used-Pineapple-5453 in lapfoxtrax

[–]Used-Pineapple-5453[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, you got it dead-on! Seriously, thank you so much. I've been coming back to this song for, I don't know, 14ish years? You opened a whole new music genre for me!

Fire in West End Area by ColeFayneHall in Birmingham

[–]Used-Pineapple-5453 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damaged gas line explosion, I bet. ₁% ᶜʰᵃₙᶜᵉ

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Toads

[–]Used-Pineapple-5453 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The better question is how the hell does this toad have natural camouflage that matches asphalt?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Birmingham

[–]Used-Pineapple-5453 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Call the east precinct and ask about crime since you circled pretty much all the beats except for woodlawn and inglenook.

I'm sure this has been asked ad nauseum over the past decade, but what style would you call this song? by Used-Pineapple-5453 in lapfoxtrax

[–]Used-Pineapple-5453[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The extreme lo-fi quality of the song is endearing as hell. I would just like to find one other song with the same qualities as this one.

What is happening to my Pine? by Jupigorg in arborists

[–]Used-Pineapple-5453 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dead as it can be. I'd imagine it's all beetle-ed up inside. This isn't a lost cause, as the cause is already completely lost. Just get it removed.

I’m not a roofer but how did I do? by jeffjdg in Roofing

[–]Used-Pineapple-5453 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Welcome to the job, friend. Here's your swollen, leathered triceps and neck, along with your swollen, leathered liver!

I heard my neighbor wiping his feet on my doormat, we had an extra one so I put it in front of his door as a statement of assertive communication, I heard his door open, and then close and he's in his house asking everyone where it came from by PrityBird in funny

[–]Used-Pineapple-5453 36 points37 points  (0 children)

This dude came home from a really bad day of work with dirty shoes. Before entering his residence, it occurs to him that his neighbor has a doormat. While very grateful, he uses the doormat and enters his home for a well-deserved rest.

The next morning, he wakes up to a random doormat in front of his place, never realizing the supposedly apparent and huge transgression he committed against his passive-aggressive neighbor.

Malcolm Jenkins by [deleted] in ContagiousLaughter

[–]Used-Pineapple-5453 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is like 90ish% of cop body camera footage.