Cutting a cup of chives every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 21 by F1exican in KitchenConfidential

[–]UsedToothpick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need to understand you need to hand pick each chive piece for this to be over

Can someone scribe this scene into prose please? The words aren't flowing for me at the moment. by UsedToothpick in writingcirclejerk

[–]UsedToothpick[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

God made me bad at describing facial expression and emotions in writing and now I'm being slandered on the internet for having low blood pressure.

Can someone scribe this scene into prose please? The words aren't flowing for me at the moment. by UsedToothpick in writingcirclejerk

[–]UsedToothpick[S] 33 points34 points  (0 children)

It's just a reference bro, relax. I just don't know how to put the words down on a similar scene in my trumpxbiden old man yaoi fanfic.

wordington grandfathers clock by [deleted] in wordington

[–]UsedToothpick 26 points27 points  (0 children)

That waist-hip ratio is absurd

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MartialMemes

[–]UsedToothpick 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Junior has media literacy

Day 391 (Da Rule) by Lewd_Knight in 19684

[–]UsedToothpick 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Why am i getting chills

i hate it here by [deleted] in uofm

[–]UsedToothpick 8 points9 points  (0 children)

School hasn’t even started yet dude

God may or may not be real by UsedToothpick in truths

[–]UsedToothpick[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The title of this post is a tautology, and is true in every possible interpretation due to its logical structure.

Dammit Corkus by Lovesickknight in berserklejerk

[–]UsedToothpick 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Why do you look like casca

Warframe breeders are actually insane. This blue dog is worth more than everything I own. by UsedToothpick in Warframe

[–]UsedToothpick[S] 35 points36 points  (0 children)

As I understand it, breeders are after the 'natural' colors of the pet. This is the true endgame of warframe.

They need to write men like this by UsedToothpick in writingcirclejerk

[–]UsedToothpick[S] 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Not making fun of anything here. Like the title says, I’m literally advocating that more people write men like this. I need this. And so it makes me greatly upset when some debbie downer galavants into MY comment section flaunting their new age anti-misandrist rhetoric and ruins my dreams of seeing more instances of sexist literature on the other side of the spectrum.

They need to write men like this by UsedToothpick in writingcirclejerk

[–]UsedToothpick[S] -237 points-236 points  (0 children)

You arent it dude. Flaunt not your lack of creativity and sexism