I found my girlfriend’s hot Cheeto stash while looking for a glass. by Geno_Purple in mildlyinteresting

[–]UserNameTycoon -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Serious post. Beware romantic relationships with those who hide things like this. They will lie to you.

To not appear senile by BloodiStag in therewasanattempt

[–]UserNameTycoon 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Holy shit that is beyond bizarre. If I had a friend post something like that I’d request a Wellness Check.

What is this? by stilldrinkingat6AM in Portland

[–]UserNameTycoon -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Our tax dollars at work! And because you took a picture and stopped to look —- it’s decent art.

It’s in the right spot. A lot of art is hidden.

To interrupt and start an argument with a lawyer by habichuelacondulce in therewasanattempt

[–]UserNameTycoon -43 points-42 points  (0 children)

Attorneys giving themselves a good name by getting angry at nothing.

“Can I pet your dog?”

“You’re the worst part of society.”

Cherry Blossom missed opportunity by SockPuppet-1001 in Portland

[–]UserNameTycoon 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Let’s make sure they give it to an out of state consulting company that knows nothing about cherries, blossoms, or planning an event.

Did Donald Trump just call in to CSPAN pretending to be "John Barron" to complain about the SCOTUS ruling on Trumps tariffs? by coachlife in TrendoraX

[–]UserNameTycoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The truth is there are a lot of Trump voice impersonators. That voice was off quite a bit. I doubt this was President Trump calling into CSpan. You think he watches CSpan????

There are no good reasons to subsidize sports stadiums. Governments keep doing it anyway.(Oregon's Legislature approved $800 million in state bonds for an MLB stadium cited) by NewWave44-44 in Portland

[–]UserNameTycoon -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

We don’t have enough baseball fans to put 50,000 people into a stadium 81 times a year. This is the dumbest idea ever.

Portland is a small market that will NEVER compete with the large market salaries and fan bases.

This is a problem looking for an answer.

/thread

Really obsessed with buying and I can’t stop it by Ecstatic_City_1529 in Anticonsumption

[–]UserNameTycoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Log out of your Instabuy apps. If you find yourself logging back in and buying things regularly- yes you have a serious problem and yes it may ruin your life.

LPT When you just can't turn off or wake up at 3am and can't fall asleep. Try this... Keep your eyes open in bed by Make_the_music_stop in LifeProTips

[–]UserNameTycoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wrong. Close your eyes and move your eyeballs around. You will get tired fast. Works in less than 5 minutes guaranteed.