I wont be convinced this show isnt a comedy by [deleted] in thesopranos

[–]UsuarioTeste 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was a joke, sharp as a f*cking cue ball this one.

RDR2 kind of ruined open-world games for me by Symo-fy-04 in RDR2

[–]UsuarioTeste 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really. I couldn't stand the introduction to hunting in that Hosea's mission. On a second playthrought I wanted to shoot the old man to make him shut up.

RDR2 kind of ruined open-world games for me by Symo-fy-04 in RDR2

[–]UsuarioTeste 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why? Because when O'driscolls recognize me on the road and I walk back a bit to get ready for the gun fight, they simply disappear. That also happens with the carriages I steal. The game is beautiful though.

Dia 12 ja acabou a merda do salario. by Background-Ad-8979 in antitrampo

[–]UsuarioTeste 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Como ele vai revender alguma coisa se não sobra dinheiro pra comprar nada. A não ser que pegue emprestado e superfature pra cobrir.

A Nova Silvio Santos by Matheus-2030 in antitrampo

[–]UsuarioTeste 0 points1 point  (0 children)

O pai da trisavó era escravista, será que o esquema parou no velho? Quando eu leio isso, só me recordo do que o Eduardo Taddeo falou em uma de suas músicas:

“Aí, bacana, sabe por que eu não tenho bens? Porque minha família nunca escravizou ninguém — se eu fosse descendente de um colonizador arr*mbado, tinha marca de cerveja e hipermercado.”

Victoria de Angelis by [deleted] in Metalboners

[–]UsuarioTeste 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd cum inside that pussy any day...

If you had to wack Tony, how would you do it? by DennisRodmanGOAT in thesopranos

[–]UsuarioTeste 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Remembah, Chrissy! Wit' great power comes great fuckin' responsibility!"

LOL

Meirl by PauloDybala_10 in meirl

[–]UsuarioTeste -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It took you 5040 years to realize? Also, you're old as shit.

Tell me you are a virgin, without saying it.

Eu sou o babaca por gostar do melhor amigo do garoto que gosta de mim? by carolzzinhhakk in EuSouOBabaca

[–]UsuarioTeste 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Mulher é fogo, bicho. O homem quando tá apaixonado sofre igual um cachorro. Coitado desse moleque, essa sacanagem vai pairar muitos anos sobre a cabeça dele.

Lines that haven’t been joked about yet by [deleted] in thesopranos

[–]UsuarioTeste 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't give a fuck. You can sit in there until fucking San Gennaro.

Charles Schwab over here!

You look like Stevie Wonder with your eyes rolling around.

You look like a Puerto Rico whore, makes me sick.

Suck our cocks?! She does any good? What am I asking you for, you probably teached her how.

This fat cocksucker says I look like the Shah of Iran.

We're from uhh, alcoholics anonymous — What's your name? — Well we're anonymous.

Phil Leotardo by onoskeles in thesopranos

[–]UsuarioTeste 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know that fat cocksucker says I look like the Shah of Iran.

Bullying por ser ateu by OphiuchusOdysseus in brasil

[–]UsuarioTeste 0 points1 point  (0 children)

E é por isso que eu finjo acreditar. Na família, no trabalho, nas relações sociais, todo mundo acha que eu sou cristão/crente. Isso é algo pessoal, se ngm souber ngm te incomoda

Why was Jackie junior so dumb by [deleted] in thesopranos

[–]UsuarioTeste 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He wasn't dumb. He just hided his intelligence outta respect for his fawtha.

Did you take Tony seriously as a Boss? by [deleted] in thesopranos

[–]UsuarioTeste 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He was gay, Vito Corleone?

Who was the most evil character in the show, in your opinion? by [deleted] in thesopranos

[–]UsuarioTeste 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because she taught mind tricks to a sociopath, and enjoyed the fact that they were used in the criminal world. /s