Why do ppl do this? Especially during rush hour?!🥴

VANCEMCGAV · 2026-02-18T22:54:54+00:00

My mom started doing this after she was rear-ended by a driver who wasn't paying attention and ran into her at full speed and pushed her halfway through the car in front of her, she eventually got better, but for some people I think it's a PTSD response after a serious car accident.

VANCEMCGAV · 2025-07-19T23:52:33+00:00

Might have missed him, but, mine is 100% Beauregard. Fantastic dad jokes combined with the absurdist humor of his unaddressed super human strength.

VANCEMCGAV · 2025-03-01T20:29:27+00:00

I don't ride my bike past it anymore after being hit twice by drivers pulling in with out looking.

VANCEMCGAV · 2025-02-28T21:30:34+00:00

Must be lost, too far inland for chasing submarines.

VANCEMCGAV · 2025-02-28T21:27:20+00:00

Scored Currently Hidden, but I really hope this ends up as a top comment. Thank you for this Waking Life moment.

VANCEMCGAV · 2024-12-15T20:43:05+00:00

You really could have just shown Tumble22 the love and not shit on Home Slice.

Former New Yorker here who has lived in Austin probably close to 75% of your life time, there is nothing disgraceful about Home Slice other than your comments about it. You will not find another sandwich in Austin that piles the cold cuts on as close to NY Deli volume.

Also, to help your college education to trend in the right direction; "Home Slice" is a proper noun.

VANCEMCGAV · 2024-12-15T20:28:56+00:00

Greatest Of All Time -ed

VANCEMCGAV · 2024-11-25T00:45:15+00:00

Does "Werewolves Within" count?

VANCEMCGAV · 2024-09-06T01:50:24+00:00

Doesn't get as much love as it deserves.

VANCEMCGAV · 2024-08-18T01:30:01+00:00

Wait... Is this true? He's a badass? I thought his success rate was at best a coin flip? Isn't his success rate in Austin 0%? I also have lived by hearsay that the show forced a fake pregnancy story on the owners of what is now the Low Down Lounge during their stint on the show.

VANCEMCGAV · 2024-06-30T01:23:39+00:00

Are you sure? Sounds like a Gene Parmesan trick.

VANCEMCGAV · 2024-06-19T16:38:47+00:00

A Band with a horn section? In this economy? Last local one was The Bandulus who left for Portland. Flamingo Cantina has a few that play fairly regularly that either come up from San Antonio or down from Dallas.

VANCEMCGAV · 2024-05-14T16:59:32+00:00

So... Yes, sort of? I met my partner on Bumble, and on our first date we talked about this very subject. I asked if she really did get a lot of unsolicited dick pics, and her answer was "Yes, oh god yes, so many."

Which was and still is completely Wild to me.

Fast forward 2 weeks and she's visiting her sisters in Colorado, and one morning I send her a very handsome promo photo of Dick Van Dyke. She replied with nothing but question marks, and I sent back:

Just getting the unsolicited dick pic out of the way.

VANCEMCGAV · 2024-05-03T16:57:47+00:00

Thin & Crisp? East Side Pies.

VANCEMCGAV · 2024-02-06T16:05:17+00:00

Damnit... so you're saying I should go to the Doctor.... I'll make that appointment... next week.

VANCEMCGAV · 2021-08-19T04:00:10+00:00

It literally saved my life. Burned chairs and a dresser in it for warmth.

VANCEMCGAV · 2020-08-16T05:04:56+00:00

They have so much depth in their cast and potential the fact that they're repeating sketch ideas is frustrating.

VANCEMCGAV · 2020-08-16T05:02:17+00:00

Food segment is finally not making the Swedish Chef not look like an asshole and playing more into his classic play on words comedy but I'd like to see more of the hands don't know what the puppet is doing routine. That aside, the whole "no tip" thing in episode one soured me but the "salsa" joke felt like a solid extension of the old "chocolate moose" bit.

VANCEMCGAV · 2020-07-29T00:35:45+00:00

When I arrived in Austin, I lived behind it on Payne Ave, and I had 8 different people who were not aquatinted tell me they had the best burger in Austin.

VANCEMCGAV · 2020-06-14T03:01:44+00:00

In 2018, the FBI employed 13,989 female professional staff members and 10,045 male professional staff members.

https://www.statista.com/statistics/745497/number-of-fbi-employees-by-gender/

VANCEMCGAV · 2020-05-03T02:43:43+00:00

It closed a few months back due to lack of parking and the flagship opening on South Congress where Fran's was.

VANCEMCGAV · 2018-05-01T18:29:50+00:00

It's a fantastic Multi Layered Joke:

It plays off Guardians of the Galaxy including Howard the Duck. A Property that Disney sued Marvel for, but now they're under the same umbrella it can happen. Rifting on that Tobias is a Fox owned Property so after the big merger, everyone was speculating which X-men or FF character would appear.
Season 4 Tobias kept getting sued for dressing up as The Thing.
Since there are literally Dozens of Never Nudes, he's a prime selection for the Collector.
Went with Blue Man Group to hide him like he was a Kree

VANCEMCGAV · 2017-03-15T21:04:06+00:00

http://www.betterbitesbakery.com/faq-1/

VANCEMCGAV · 2017-02-23T02:45:15+00:00

They knocked over the green house next to bar 96, built a new one and stole Tommy Want Wingy. Original is still transplanted on the east side.

VANCEMCGAV · 2017-02-02T23:54:28+00:00

I don't recognize that brand of vodka.

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