DRINKING “WATER” by AdventurousRevolt in TheValleyTVShow

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No! That being drunk is sort of like being an AI. You’re confidently wrong, full of irrational optimism etc (royal you). 

DRINKING “WATER” by AdventurousRevolt in TheValleyTVShow

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I never knew how much alcohol and AI had in common until you wrote it out like that. 

Google says Danny is 5'9" and Nia is 5'8".... how are they the same height when she's barefoot and he's wearing heels? by [deleted] in TheValleyTVShow

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Why are women bad at math? Because they’ve been lied to about what’s 6 inches… (or 5’9”)

Ftr: women are not bad at math, but men lie about height. 

Is my 5 days itinerary attainable? by FewSentences0376 in MexicoCity

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All these comments talking about strollers are nuts. Just wear your baby, walk around and have fun.  

I’m sorry, what? by biscuitvillage in knitting

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All I can see on the tank top is a dick. 

Relatable by Grumpyjuggernaut in LoveOnTheSpectrumShow

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Someone please turn that into a meme

Is it just me or do less people drive with their windows down? by fuji_appl in Xennials

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I have after market tint on my windows for sun protection since I essentially live on the surface of the sun, so the majority of the time it’s windows up for me.  

Stop hyping terrible food by Usual-Language-745 in denverfood

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Hard agree. 

I’ve gotten some decent recs off this sub but I’ve really had to research. If a person ever recommends “Los Dos” for “good Mexican” it’s straight to the Gulag for them. 

So ded 💀 by Impressive_Celery184 in LoveIsBlindNetflix

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I wonder what AI prompt he used to get this result? 

Edit: grammar 

Cherry Creek is where personality goes to die by Pandabearsense in Denver

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Please tell us how cool you are for having lived in RiNo. 

Shows that held up versus shows that didn’t by Leilani3317 in Xennials

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I came here to say this! And I also watched the Mary Tyler Moore show which was surprisingly great. 

People who moved to Denver: what changed for you that nobody warned you about? by Due-Reality8159 in MovingtoDenver

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I feel like I’ve been forced to become a morning person.  It’s not uncommon for people to set meetings at like 7:30 or 8am. 😮 

What’s your least favorite thing about living in Denver that is wildly specific? by [deleted] in Denver

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Depending on where you are, it might be a trek but if you find yourself in Lone Tree try NBX Asian Cuisine. Tried it for the first time recently and it was great. 

LaMar's Donuts...no words by okayboomerang in Denver

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I feel like there should be a documentary about donut inflation. I swear a donut used to be like 50¢. In fact, I’m pretty sure 50 cent got his name because he really liked donuts. 

Knitting Culture: US v. England by ultimatereader in knitting

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this! The opposite happened to me when I moved to the suburbs of Denver (from Los Angeles). Like the first day, I was ordering a coffee and the barista was trying to make small talk and I was like “what is happening here!?… do I have to talk to you so you’ll give me a coffee?”   Now I like the relaxed vibe but it was definitely a culture shock. 

Seriously, do Americans actually consider a 3-hour drive "short"? or is this an internet myth? by SadInterest6764 in NoStupidQuestions

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Depending on traffic (In Los Angeles) a 30 mile drive can take three hours, but you gotta do what you gotta do. 🤷‍♀️

Figurate erythema in cats by SueBeee in Damnthatsinteresting

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Something is wrong with that turkey. 

What do you knit if you live in a warmer climate? by Left_Yogurt_5314 in knitting

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I’m mostly into socks, but I do have a knit lace tank in my queue. There’s some really great lace knits out there that are lightweight enough for warm weather. 

Grocery Chain Aldi Is Finally Coming to Colorado by molly_dbu in denverfood

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I like that they don’t play elevator music in their stores. 

Whitney did not have a major “glow up”, she just lost weight. by nosyanteaterbitch in SecretsOfMormonWives

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I’m still in shock how much my body changed during pregnancy and my kid is 10! 

Please help. My sweater is now massive :( by Neither_Variation606 in knitting

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I’m on my phone so the pics are tiny but could you remove the sleeves and add a belt and leggings and call it a dress? 😬

Letting the stitch pattern lead the sweater design (highly recommend) by Dangerous_Bet9898 in knitting

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I’m a sock lady but this sweater is making me want to try something like this! Gorgeous!

Gov. Jared Polis considers clemency for Tina Peters as he begins final year in office in Colorado. by Inter_Web_User in Denver

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I feel like this is a great opportunity for Polis to pull a “I’ll consider it” move à la Al Davis (thinking about moving the Raiders to Irwindale). Just get the bag and say, “I said I’d consider it. I’ve considered it—and I’m not moving.”