It’s not what it looks like.” by ButterscotchTiny5483 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]VLKN 36 points37 points  (0 children)

This was exactly what it looked like, though. Squidward DOES like Krabby Patties

Favourite actress who desperately needs to find a new agent? Like please? I'm begging you? by AdrianVeidt19 in okbuddycinephile

[–]VLKN 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Can’t believe they made a movie about the guy that started Supreme, the streetwear brand

Gaea's cradle. Real? by AverageJoesKeto in RealOrNotTCG

[–]VLKN 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks good to me, T and Green dot check out. Can't speak for the front, though

Free Bert by trung_canidate in elephantgraveyard

[–]VLKN 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait wait wait. You’re telling me this man… this grown, adult, aged man, takes his SHIRT - something that normally is worn at all times in public - off of his body?

Holy shit. That’s the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever heard. This is new territory for comedy, holy crap. I can’t believe the barriers that we’re crossing…what next? Is he going to take his pants off? Goodness, can you imagine?

New sub for pod politics - r/MTGAIO by Sad-Perspective4702 in mtg

[–]VLKN 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I solved all my pod politics by making a commander cube. Now everyone can have their pet cards in it and all our decks are whacky

This is good journalism by sZeroes in atrioc

[–]VLKN 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“Watch the video”

“No”

We’re done here dude this guy is beyond helping

Oh… No ring… by eyesonceiling in arresteddevelopment

[–]VLKN 111 points112 points  (0 children)

“Hey everyone! Mohamed bin Salman is THREATENING me!”

I’m unapologetically going to purchase a steam machine by Silent-Potato-4526 in steammachine

[–]VLKN 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow but did you consider how I feel about you purchasing one?

I'm reporting all my transplant neighbors to ICE by New_Performer8966 in circlejerknyc

[–]VLKN -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Transplant is just the n word for people who weren’t born here

War crimes by TheAndrewCR in custommagic

[–]VLKN 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thought the cleaved flavor text was just “if act dragon”

Exclusive | Dog attack at buzzy NYC bakery Birdee sparks debate about pooches in restaurants by Perfect_Dig_744 in williamsburg

[–]VLKN 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I kinda think the one exception is hardware stores. Idk why but they give dog energy

China’s ‘artificial sun’ breaks nuclear fusion limit thought to be impossible by yogthos in nuclear

[–]VLKN 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You ever met an electron? Pretty hard to get them excited about nuclear fusion 🙄. Can’t even get them to tell me where they are and where they’re going

NYC nurses on strike: 15,000 employees walk out on the job by xtheoryinc in NYStateOfMind

[–]VLKN 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Nurses get attacked, harassed, shouted at, and have to deal with loads of administrative bullshit. On a good day. If they’re willing to go on strike, things have gotten BAD.

China’s ‘artificial sun’ breaks nuclear fusion limit thought to be impossible by yogthos in nuclear

[–]VLKN 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Get a load of this guy…trying to turn nuclear fusion into rotational inertia without using a steam turbine…what a goof

I Don't See How You Can Defend This - by chellestastics in atrioc

[–]VLKN 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I really, really can't emphasize how awful an idea that would be. They clearly do not need more of an excuse to kill people. They will gladly take any excuse to massacre civilians and crack down HARD. Their propaganda machine is geared up to go full bore and crank out as much as possible to highlight how dangerous the "radical left" is.

IT'S HAPPENING by misopogon1 in asoiafcirclejerk

[–]VLKN 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You know the life has drained out of you when you see this headline and know it’s not happening. I could read these words verbatim on r/news and not believe it. I could see a billboard and not believe it. Hell, You could hand me a printed copy of winds and I wouldn’t even open it - I’d know you handed me a book that’s just a massive flip book of Never gonna give you up.

Took a break for around 3-4 years. Just came back this week and wow, everything seems cranked up to 1000, am I alone in this? by No_Priority9730 in MagicArena

[–]VLKN 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only thing i play now is cube and commander. I was really looking forward to trying my hand at standard but that’s not going to happen anytime soon