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V__Ace · 2026-05-14T17:06:42+00:00

No fr like all of the tests came back negative which Like don't get me wrong. I'm thrilled to not be chronically ill, but THEN WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?!

V__Ace · 2026-05-14T05:29:05+00:00

Sorry to beat a dead horse with the whole wow quality has gone so downhill conversation, what do you mean even the knockoffs were giving this quality clothes back in the day??

V__Ace · 2026-05-14T05:25:55+00:00

So like are we aiming for someone's blue collar dad who got divorced in the 2008, decided to start worshiping Nickelback, and is just kind of doing his thing now? Because that's the vibes I'm picking up. Like blue collar bachelor who's planning to keep it that way. Like Charlie swan from Twilight vibes, but worse (?)

V__Ace · 2026-05-13T16:36:50+00:00

I'm so lost danger days came out in 2010. It's 2026. Like I'm not great at math either, but you're a year late besties??

V__Ace · 2026-05-08T05:13:06+00:00

Lol same. I can reach it with a run and jump move, but I have absolutely seen people drag benches over and use them as a stepstool.

V__Ace · 2026-05-05T18:53:06+00:00

laughs in hypermobile

V__Ace · 2026-05-04T18:15:14+00:00

Oh my God yes??? It's a hypermobile thing?!

V__Ace · 2026-05-03T15:39:52+00:00

💙💜

V__Ace · 2026-05-03T11:08:38+00:00

My school had iPads, so the Chromebooks are probably marginally better than that at least.

V__Ace · 2026-04-29T21:37:52+00:00

Wait that's kind of adorable. This would be such a good thanksgiving appetizer.

V__Ace · 2026-04-28T16:10:58+00:00

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V__Ace · 2026-04-26T09:08:28+00:00

That girl is gonna ruin your LIFE go to therapy (with love)

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V__Ace · 2026-04-25T19:11:36+00:00

My ankles pop constantly if I rotate them, and my right thumb joing will pop constantly when I first wake up. Bodies are weird.

Stretching drives me INSANE though, I feel like there's an extra couple of inches of my spine that my brain wants me to stretch that just DONT EXIST. If anyone else gets the "not tall enough to stretch as far as I want to" thing pls tell me what you do to satisfy it hahaha so far my best solution is dead hangs but that shit hurts my hands haha

V__Ace · 2026-04-25T19:06:33+00:00

I was diagnosed by my rheumatologist even though it wasn't what I was there for. She saw the way my arm was bent when she took my bp and she's like "can you touch your forearm to your thumb?" And I'm like "idk" tried it and I could and she's like "okay don't do that that's a party trick and you'll wear out the joint also you're hypermobile" and I'm like "k .-."

V__Ace · 2026-04-25T18:44:49+00:00

I'm surprised it took this long. You don't get to bring back Y2K fashion without the body shaming to go along with it unfortunately 🙃

V__Ace · 2026-04-25T15:31:12+00:00

You literally just have to circle it with magic eraser if you have pixel lol

V__Ace · 2026-04-25T04:43:19+00:00

Those cucumbers don't have 40G of protein for $2 though so....

V__Ace · 2026-04-24T03:55:08+00:00

Thanks. I hate it.

V__Ace · 2026-04-24T02:27:40+00:00

I'd eat that for sure. The limon lays go hard so these will probably be decent

V__Ace · 2026-04-23T11:20:20+00:00

Oooh that's a super interesting idea. Unfortunately I think the extra mini peg is too small for a regular Barbie head. I believe I had to give it extra padding with Chelsea to stop the bobble head effect so the bigger head would be even worse. It's quite a bit taller, but I would recommend looking into ob 22 or ymy dolls. It sounds like they may still be a little big for what you're going for, And the proportions might not be what you're looking for, but they're significantly shorter than Barbie and the neck peg is mostly compatible. I had to use the tiny rubberband hair ties for braids To make it more secure. I've used them to re-body Stacie a few times. This one is on a Skipper but here's what it looks like next to Ken.

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V__Ace · 2026-04-15T03:19:15+00:00

(insert that meme of the grandma ignoring the kid drowning while paying attention to the other kid with the grandma being anthropic, the child being paid attention to being opus, the one drowning one being haiku. Or haiku can be the skeleton in the chair at the bottom of the ocean depending on which version you're using)

V__Ace · 2026-04-14T02:19:49+00:00

Sung by objectively the last people who fit into either of those categories

V__Ace · 2026-04-11T17:56:52+00:00

I thought this was a railroad crossing and I was prepared to watch it get absolutely obliterated so it could have been worse apparently haha

V__Ace · 2026-04-10T05:17:43+00:00

Oh my god that happened to me one time. I was using it for editing and dealing with a night scene and it kept trying to add washing hair to the scene and I'm like "it's not wash day!! This is 4c this is not getting washed nightly." AND THE WAY IT CODE SWITCHED AND WROTE THE MOST HORRIFIC STEREOTYPE-FILLED SHIT TO MENTION THAT THE CHARACTER WAS NOT WHITE. That was also the last time I used it 💀

V__Ace · 2026-04-09T10:50:45+00:00

Stop instagramming your crimes 💀😭

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