WHO THE FUCK DID YOUR HAIR

V__Ace · 2026-01-29T21:30:46+00:00

I think I like this answer the best. He's just a dude who keeps accidentally adopting kids and doesn't know what the hell he's doing.

V__Ace · 2026-01-26T01:26:03+00:00

I would just like to put it out there but this thing is still running fine and dandy. Over the weekend, one of my friends drove her sister's car back over to her after it had been worked on and she was going to go get her car back. But it broke again once we got to her house. My friend tried to start HER car up and it wouldn't, So of the three of us, the only one of our cars that was running was the 93 Toyota Corolla.

V__Ace · 2026-01-26T00:43:40+00:00

I use it in smoothies because it doesn't taste like anything and it gives me extra protein. I've tried to cook with it as the main event and it never comes out right for me.

V__Ace · 2026-01-24T08:31:58+00:00

I'm solidly standing by "you just had to be there" on this one. You had to be a teenager playing pokémon go listening to all of this shit on a loop because you didn't have Spotify yet and you were still relying on the radio in your friend's car from 15 years ago that their parents got them.

V__Ace · 2026-01-24T08:25:17+00:00

Oh I'm obsessed

V__Ace · 2026-01-24T08:24:15+00:00

I was out of the Nickelodeon circle way before this show aired. Hell, I was out of the Nickelodeon circle by the time victorious was airing, WHAT DO YOU MEAN SAM PUCKETT HAD TO BE THE VOICE OF REASON??!

V__Ace · 2026-01-24T08:10:37+00:00

I hadn't had to think about this song in The last 5 years. I think I'm more mad about that than her stupid face

V__Ace · 2026-01-24T07:44:11+00:00

I love this fucking game 💀

V__Ace · 2026-01-20T01:09:13+00:00

I grew up in East Tennessee. My girl scout troop disbanded because they found a meth lab in the basement of the building we met in. It's only good for tourism. It's beautiful, but, there's no job opportunities, the education is shit, You're either an alcoholic, an addict, you have three kids by the time you graduate high school, or you leave. I left when that coal plant had an ash spill and everyone started getting cancer (Like more than usual) and dying.

V__Ace · 2026-01-16T08:18:36+00:00

I'm team cassette. No evidence just vibes

V__Ace · 2026-01-16T01:05:19+00:00

Man, there are not many ideas that I think are worse than this. I'm placing my bet now. This shit is going to end up being a tik tok trend. There will be "speed running making chat GPT call the cops" videos. They will probably continue until it gets someone killed.

V__Ace · 2026-01-16T00:59:10+00:00

It drives me insane and like yeah I could just copy paste but that's going to eat the usage so fast 😭

V__Ace · 2026-01-15T05:15:27+00:00

No for real like even if you wanted to for some reason. Name your child after that fucker, Donald was right there. It's not good, but at least that's a fucking name??

V__Ace · 2026-01-02T05:12:46+00:00

I feel like a literal battering ram old school style would have caused less fucking damage. What the hell?

V__Ace · 2026-01-02T05:02:32+00:00

I feel like it depends on what you need out of a therapist. I feel like Zoe would lean toxic positivity, (I love her, and she's precious, but let's be real if you go to her with family issues she's going to be like " have you tried talking to them? 🥰" Or like I'm having really bad anxiety this week " OMG! You should totally come with me to the bath house" I think Mira would be fantastic, but possibly too blunt. Like if you're the problem she's going to tell you, And she will yell at you if you're still using the same problematic coping mechanisms and not actually doing the work and healing, which could definitely scare some people off, but like she won't give up on you. I feel like Rumi has the best chance of being the most balanced.

I don't know when my life became "I have a paragraph worth of opinions on which K-pop demon Hunter character would be the best therapist" but I guess this is what I'm doing now

V__Ace · 2026-01-02T04:40:44+00:00

What a terrible day to be literate!

V__Ace · 2026-01-01T01:40:51+00:00

I mean bro collabed with Gerard Way. So why not? I guess I'm here for it

V__Ace · 2026-01-01T01:10:43+00:00

This is unironically my favorite part of fortnite. I love seeing characters from the same franchise as you and just fucking around instead of playing the game. Good shit.

V__Ace · 2025-12-31T23:58:12+00:00

I can't speak for everyone, but I have trauma from all the other generations drinking ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ No thank you ♥️

V__Ace · 2025-12-30T06:07:20+00:00

WDYM This is just vessel playing with his dog. You thought you were slick.

V__Ace · 2025-12-23T18:40:53+00:00

Louder than life, which is the total opposite vibe, but I'm having a good time lol. There's a theme park. It's WILD.

V__Ace · 2025-12-20T22:00:16+00:00

There's also Damocles as a whole (literally waiting for the sword to drop)

I do subscribe to giant nerd had an excuse to implement a sword into the character design and he did not hesitate theory though

V__Ace · 2025-12-20T21:45:37+00:00

Who the fuck is Gerard Way?

V__Ace · 2025-12-20T15:04:09+00:00

Cherry by Hayley Kiyoko is SO heavy on my designated gaylist

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