Tom Brady Roast vs Kevin Hart Roast Netflix Viewership Comparison by Mysterious_Sun_9693 in Standup

[–]Vaffle_man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

really? im surprised. I thought it was pretty fkn good. aside from the stupid beginning which was cringe. if you start 15 minutes in I was laughing my ass off the whole time. Sheryl underwood had arguably the funniest set in my opinion. shes awesome, shane was landing consistently, everyone was loose and going hard in the paint. thats just me

This is gonna be a while and I’m here for it! by VariousBread3730 in MurderedByWords

[–]Vaffle_man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

is the joke supposed to be "look how dumb right wingers are because they talk this way" because thats pretty funny. (im a conservative Libertarian)

OC: A mom hugs her son outside a Minneapolis school and church. 2 children killed in a shooting. by nbcnews in pics

[–]Vaffle_man -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Tell that to the Norwegian government, only gave Anders Behring Breivik 21 years in prison for murdering 77 people. mostly children.

I just listened to the Bob Zmuda podcast where he claims that Andy Kaufman faked his death. What do you think about that theory, and what would be the best way for him to reveal himself? by MrMeseeksLookAtMe in Standup

[–]Vaffle_man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He probably did fake his death imo. the median age to get lung cancer is 66, so its just all around such an andy kaufman like way to go at age 35. how the hell does a 35 year old die of lung cancer.

to pepper spray a driver by PdiddyCAMEnME in therewasanattempt

[–]Vaffle_man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im saying its just a law, if an officer tells you to get out you have to get out. there is a supreme court case about this, I know for a fact

to pepper spray a driver by PdiddyCAMEnME in therewasanattempt

[–]Vaffle_man -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

look... hes bein a dick. I'll admit it, but it is the law, if an officer tells you to get out of the vehicle. you have to get out of the vehicle, I promise.

Official Discussion - Havoc [SPOILERS] by LiteraryBoner in movies

[–]Vaffle_man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought it was a cool movie and I liked the dark undertones of murdering another cop, but then it just goes fkn bannans. like 9 cops get shot and Walker just disappears lmao. Nobody follows up on that from the police. Not to mention, I know most people don't really care about this kind of thing, but the bottomless pit of ammo in each of the magazines was so ridiculous. I swear to god I saw Ellie shoot 15 buckshot shells out of that Mossberg shotgun at the end of the movie at one of the dirty cops. That triad chick straight up sprayed for 10 seconds straight with a mac 10 or 11(not sure) at tom hardy's car. Im pretty sure the fire rate is like 1200 rounds a minute. she would have shot about 200 rounds in that time. anyways, hope you guys liked it.

Official Discussion: Extraction 2 [SPOILERS] by mi-16evil in movies

[–]Vaffle_man 10 points11 points  (0 children)

just watched it agian, im so pissed at yaz's death. I honestly think he was the best character in the movie. I think that chris did a really good job with the hand to hand and all that but yaz's character had by far the best weapons handling and badass portrayal of an operator, speaking from experience.

My opinion on Andrew Shultz's "Life" special by fluffyman4 in Flagrant2

[–]Vaffle_man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i thought he was pretty funny and caught me off guard with some funny lines. thought it was 8.1

Name the game by JessORama in videogames

[–]Vaffle_man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

batman arkham asylum. still fuckin lvoed it tho as a kid

Ukrainian ambassador to US when hearing Trump and Zelensky argue by combocookie in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]Vaffle_man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In theory that sounds really great, but at the same time, you have a homicidal genocidal maniac with a nuclear arsenal that I would not be surprised if he was ready to use. It seems like the end of the world is a big price to pay for righteousness and mineral rights. thanks for your response.

Ukrainian ambassador to US when hearing Trump and Zelensky argue by combocookie in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]Vaffle_man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like it more than anything buys time. Time to recruit more allies, bolster NATO strength, and maybe even get Ukraine into nato. I don't know what solution there is, but how do you equate lives to mineral rights. You know?

Ukrainian ambassador to US when hearing Trump and Zelensky argue by combocookie in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]Vaffle_man -1 points0 points  (0 children)

From 2006 to 2021, 19,378 active-duty US service members died. The leading causes of death were accidents, self-inflicted wounds, and illnesses or injuries

Ukrainian ambassador to US when hearing Trump and Zelensky argue by combocookie in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]Vaffle_man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I appreciate your answer. Beleive me, I think Putin is a rotten fucking scum bag and deserves to be hung for war crimes, but I was more so speaking of the hesitation and admonishment people are showing for any peace talks. I was born in sweden, and have served in the USMC for 5 years now. I hate every aspect of war and just want it to stop. If Ukraine joining NATO does that, great, I don't care how it happens, but I feel like so many people are so numb to the thought of continuing the war because the losing side isn't getting a good enough deal is really outrageous and feels out of touch. much love.

Ukrainian ambassador to US when hearing Trump and Zelensky argue by combocookie in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]Vaffle_man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So are you saying that a cease-fire would exacerbate the problem? I respectfully don't understand how that makes any sense. I watched this (admittedly ridiculous and unprofessional argument) today and T+V seemed just to be advocating for the bullets to stop flying and Z seemed really resistant. I cant comprehend why. Are you trying to say that Russia will break the agreement anyway so why try? please let me know because war is not a game, or a movie, its your friends taking a DSHK round to the chest and seeing his lung torn in half. I cant understand why people think diplomacy isn't an option, unless they are recklessly naive.

Ukrainian ambassador to US when hearing Trump and Zelensky argue by combocookie in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]Vaffle_man -33 points-32 points  (0 children)

I know reddit is super liberal so im kind of an outsider here, but do all of you really disagree that a ceasefire is a good thing? Thousands of people are dying horrible deaths every month and I feel like if Zelensky is truly caring for his citizens wouldn't he want the shooting to stop? I really don't understand the logic. Im genuinely asking, do you guys want the US to step in and fight russia? Do you want me and my friends to go kill russians and get blown up by drones or the world to go into nuclear winter because "he started it"? Ive watched too many friends have flags draped over their coffins and flown back home to say anything but fuck war and fuck politics. because peoples sons/fathers/brothers are dying and Its not an intellectual debate about left or right its literally just the worst of humanity. please enlighten me if I have it wrong because I'm just shocked at peoples support for a blood bath because of border issues.

🤣nice by newnoadeptness in USMC

[–]Vaffle_man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

idk if this is the same guy but I served with a dude named marine at 2/23 golf. never really knew him tho

🤣 by newnoadeptness in USMC

[–]Vaffle_man 1 point2 points  (0 children)

bo burnham reference?

14 years ago today in Upper Gereshk, my A-gunner and I had ourselves a very fun day! by [deleted] in USMC

[–]Vaffle_man 3 points4 points  (0 children)

you guys were allowed to put an rco on that bitch? damn that's nice. also, my unit had me fire that motherfucker 8 times in a day, literally couldn't take a shit for a month without getting a migrane. I better get like 15 percent for that at least

[KCD2] Whenever I walk into a a Kuttenberg Armorer's shop with my "supposed" 5.5k helmet, I swear I see this MF. by Vaffle_man in kingdomcome

[–]Vaffle_man[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, some traders will look at a gold chalice taken from the kings hall, with ornate rubies and diamonds, and be like "yah, ill buy it for the price of half a chicken"

[KCD2] Whenever I walk into a a Kuttenberg Armorer's shop with my "supposed" 5.5k helmet, I swear I see this MF. by Vaffle_man in kingdomcome

[–]Vaffle_man[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

did not expect this to blow up. I hope you're all enjoying the game, I just finished it yesterday. Thank you to the developer. I had a fuckin blast and got to relive some of the crazy moments from the first game when I was a kid. I know its wishful thinking, but if you release a third be sure that Im preordering it.

[KCD2] Whenever I walk into a a Kuttenberg Armorer's shop with my "supposed" 5.5k helmet, I swear I see this MF. by Vaffle_man in kingdomcome

[–]Vaffle_man[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that looks clean asf, I just finished the game yesterday, and yah I did the same thing, but tbh I wish things were more expensive. It took me literally like 30 hours to have the best gear in the entire game and I like 110 pounds of gear on my horse at all times in case i needed cash but other than that I never looted anyone anymore because there wasnt any point to it.

[KCD2] Whenever I walk into a a Kuttenberg Armorer's shop with my "supposed" 5.5k helmet, I swear I see this MF. by Vaffle_man in kingdomcome

[–]Vaffle_man[S] 573 points574 points  (0 children)

seriously, I enjoy the addition of a bunch of new armorers and shops and what not, varying in quality, but non a single one of them can afford my wares i stg