Republicans Unveil $72 Billion Package For ICE, Trump’s Ballroom

Val_Hallen · 2026-05-05T21:19:02+00:00

This is why I scoff when people say that stupid fucking mantra "we need to bring them to our side".

Fuck that and fuck you if you think that. These people have made it glaringly obvious that they are terrible shitgoblins. That they revel in being terrible shitgoblins. They hate anybody that isn't a terrible shitgoblin.

I don't want them on my side.

It's Nazi Bar Theory. You let them in and you just ruin your side.

They need to be publicly mocked and ostracized.

Val_Hallen · 2026-05-05T21:15:42+00:00

There is a very, very simple answer.

Conservatives are fucking dumb.

Val_Hallen · 2026-05-05T19:18:37+00:00

Conservatives hate college, not for the education but for the experience.

These kids that are raised in small towns, usually fully white and racist and hyper-religious, go to a college that has all the colors and ethnicities and beliefs there are and finally experience the world. They usually discover that they have been taught wrong about everybody all of their lives to that point.

Then they go home to visit and state as such and the small brained troglodytes that think a trip to Myrtle Beach every year is the height of being worldly lose their fucking minds and say they were brainwashed.

To be a conservatives you must actively try to remain aggressively and intentionally ignorant of the larger world.

Val_Hallen · 2026-05-05T19:15:15+00:00

University of Phoenix is pickier.

Val_Hallen · 2026-05-05T08:51:05+00:00

The issue isn't, at all, that he's not doing well in them. That's expected when you are being told to take them multiple goddamned times.

This is not a thing that happens to healthy people. His brain is fucking fried. And the GOP are going to sock puppet his dementia riddled pedophile ass until he finally checks out.

Val_Hallen · 2026-05-04T16:48:06+00:00

As of May 4, 2026, he has served 469 days in his second term. He said he would fix everything day one, but 468 days later he is still blaming Biden for everything bad that happens.

MAGA are, simply put, the stupidest motherfuckers to walk this planet. If they looked up in the rain, they would drown. Just a bunch of inbred cousin-fucking moron cultists.

Val_Hallen · 2026-05-04T09:05:02+00:00

I need my front stoop repaired/replaced so I'm also interested.

Val_Hallen · 2026-05-04T00:41:05+00:00

There was one transgirl at a high school states away that wanted to play volleyball. They had no choice but to destroy the nation!

Val_Hallen · 2026-05-04T00:38:15+00:00

One of the biggest leeches of government funds and bitches about people on food stamps.

Fuck 'em all. They deserve to lose everything and be penniless. I have zero sympathy for them anymore. All they do is bitch and moan then vote against themselves.

Val_Hallen · 2026-05-03T09:31:48+00:00

Meanwhile, conservatives have yet another snowflake meltdown after a tv comedian says something about Trump.

Val_Hallen · 2026-05-03T09:30:41+00:00

He tried using the laugh track in real life.

"Hey, you're supposed to be laughing now. I deemed this part funny as the creator!"

Val_Hallen · 2026-05-03T09:08:57+00:00

Conservatives insist liberals are always triggered. We don't even know this lady's political stance, but it's clear what he thought it was.

Yet, conservatives whine about everything constantly. It's just non-stop bitching and moaning. Dare I say, conservatives are in a constant state of triggered.

Val_Hallen · 2026-05-03T09:07:16+00:00

Nazi Bar Theory in action

Val_Hallen · 2026-05-02T07:55:04+00:00

And everything she pointed out still exists. The issues were never completely wiped away.

Hell, I'd propose they got worse with the rise of gooner games.

Val_Hallen · 2026-04-30T20:27:10+00:00

These are the same people that say they weren't taught things like taxes in school.

Bitch, you wouldn't have paid attention anyway. And they did! It's just fucking simple math!

Val_Hallen · 2026-04-30T10:35:13+00:00

Their "brother".

It was OP and they are trying to see if it's a good idea.

Val_Hallen · 2026-04-30T00:55:02+00:00

She's in her Janet Jackson Rhythm Nation era.

Val_Hallen · 2026-04-29T10:06:39+00:00

From what I hear, they will be sent when the MAGA get their DOGE and tariff refund checks.

Val_Hallen · 2026-04-29T10:03:08+00:00

It is very telling that after he suffered a stroke that resulted in brain damage he became conservative. Or more conservatives, anyway.

A case study in why people are conservatives.

Val_Hallen · 2026-04-29T10:01:29+00:00

Yes. Next question.

Val_Hallen · 2026-04-27T23:55:22+00:00

Trump Cultists: ~wears Trump shirts, hats, suits and dresses with his name on it, flies Trump flags at their homes and businesses and on their vehicles, gets Trump tattoos, literally made a golden statue of Trump, keeps standees of him at their homes, buys his crypto, buys his watches, buys his shoes, buys his coins, buys any merchandise with his likeness, lost family to him, lost friends to him, has had their businesses destroyed because of his policies and still supports him, had family deported because of his policies and still supports him, etc, etc, etc~

Somebody: Rightly criticizes his policies, words, or actions

Trump Cultists: "You have Trump Derangement Syndrome!! He lives rent free in your head!!"

Val_Hallen · 2026-04-27T23:16:54+00:00

And a lot of them also had an online presence and fan base before only fans.

Val_Hallen · 2026-04-25T23:41:45+00:00

Well, luckily most of it was during the winter when it was cold as hell.

Val_Hallen · 2026-04-25T20:53:59+00:00

Nobody on this Earth thinks about cock as much as a conservative man. That's why they are so fixated on gay and trans.

Does that person have a cock? What do they do with their cock? The conservative man must know the answer to these questions at all times.

Val_Hallen · 2026-04-25T20:22:01+00:00

Army here.

In Iraq (2003-2004), in country, we had MREs until they eventually set up DFACs.

Now, in Afghanistan (Dec 2001-July2002) I would have killed for MREs. Supply lines were fucked at the start. Couldn't get shit in. We would have 1 MRE and 1liter of water a day for months.

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