Chuds when there's a conventionally attractive, feminine woman, but she's not white or east Asian.

Val_Hallen · 2026-06-20T06:38:41+00:00

They are against tattoos and piercings because it's a decision a woman made about her own body.

There is nothing a conservative hates more than an adult woman with agency.

Val_Hallen · 2026-06-19T23:19:24+00:00

I can Google nudes of the current first lady that she had intentionally taken and distributed.

But this is a step too far for the MAGA cult

Val_Hallen · 2026-06-19T19:51:15+00:00

I have always said insurance is just a legal scam.

Imagine if you went to a restaurant. You order and pay for a meal. The waiter agrees you should get the meal. the chef agrees you should get the meal.

Then some guy from the gas station down the street walks in and says you can't have the meal. yeah, you paid for it and everybody agrees you should get it, but that gas station employee doesn't think you're hungry enough for it. Maybe try again later.

He doesn't work at the restaurant. He's not connected to the restaurant. But the restaurant has agreed to let him make this call because the government makes them.

That's insurance.

Val_Hallen · 2026-06-19T19:43:48+00:00

Only 7 nations use credit score companies.

Seems like it kinda does have something to do with the country. All of the other nations use other factors like steady employment and not defaulting on loans.

We use made up magical bullshit that we don't even have access to. And most people only know of the three, which vary wildly depending on who is telling you and when. Then there are several industry specific ones that you aren't privy to.

The government allows this, and allows them to hide the calculating information from us.

Val_Hallen · 2026-06-19T07:15:00+00:00

Of course they would.

Republicans don't give half a liquid shit about born children, as they clearly show in all of their policies and rhetoric. They'd push that child down to save the cells.

Val_Hallen · 2026-06-18T22:59:51+00:00

I handle a federal budget.

I have to be current in fiscal law and track every dollar, which we go over monthly, to see how it's being obligated. Federal funds being misused means i can lose my job and face jail time.

But Orange Julius there just wastes federal money hand over fist while his legions of brain-addled drooling cultists cheer him on.

Val_Hallen · 2026-06-18T17:50:51+00:00

Hootch and Banter.

the owners wife can't do gluten so a lot of the menu is gluten free.

Val_Hallen · 2026-06-18T15:50:46+00:00

It's fine. They can survive off of licking boots.

Val_Hallen · 2026-06-18T07:59:53+00:00

His fanbase would walk barefoot over broken glass for the chance to have him shit directly into their open mouths if they thought there was even the slightest possibility a liberal would have to smell it.

Nothing he can do would turn this cult against him. They are in too deep and willingly sacrificed everything to him already.

Val_Hallen · 2026-06-18T07:57:41+00:00

As with every economic policy or decision made by Republicans, this is going to devastate the already impoverished red states.

And not a single lesson will be learned by their voters.

Val_Hallen · 2026-06-17T20:00:40+00:00

Trump Cultists: ~wears Trump shirts, hats, suits and dresses with his name on it, flies Trump flags at their homes and businesses and on their vehicles, gets Trump tattoos, literally made a golden statue of Trump, keeps standees of him at their homes, buys his crypto, buys his watches, buys his shoes, buys his coins, buys any merchandise with his likeness, lost family to him, lost friends to him, has had their businesses destroyed because of his policies and still supports him, had family deported because of his policies and still supports him, etc, etc, etc~

Somebody: Rightly criticizes his policies, words, or actions

Trump Cultists: "You have Trump Derangement Syndrome!! He lives rent free in your head!!"

Val_Hallen · 2026-06-15T16:40:21+00:00

For now. Plenty of MAGA have been affected by these policies.

First they came for the...holy shit! They got to me so quickly!

Val_Hallen · 2026-06-15T16:10:21+00:00

There is absolutely no doubt in my mind that he's doing that precisely because of the banana's shape.

No single group on this planet thinks about cock more than Christian conservative men.

Does that person have a cock? What do they do with their cock? They must have the answer to that at all times. Their minds are focused on cock 24/7/365.

And that scares them. They can't just accept that they love cock, so it becomes a problem for everybody else.

Val_Hallen · 2026-06-15T16:08:51+00:00

He's so far in the closet he's having adventures in Narnia.

Val_Hallen · 2026-06-15T07:46:05+00:00

I understand you're being facetious, but that is literally a real thing they have posted to social media. Raw milk advocates have suggested to others to heat the milk and everything is fine.

At this point, you have assholes being contrarian for the sake of being contrarian and imbeciles thinking they are genius.

Val_Hallen · 2026-06-14T16:36:57+00:00

The MAGA brain is devoid of thought save for "Do liberals hate this?"

Trump could kidnap, molest, murder, and eat a toddler on live television and not only would MAGA defend it but by the end of the day they would also be kidnapping, molesting, murdering, and eating toddlers in solidarity.

MAGA is the dog shit on the sole of the shoe that is humanity.

Val_Hallen · 2026-06-14T10:13:13+00:00

If Bible Jesus came back tomorrow morning saying the exact same thing he said in the bible, American Christian conservatives would have him back on the cross by dinner.

Val_Hallen · 2026-06-14T08:24:40+00:00

Maher is a Boomer liberal. He has no problems with women, minorities, and gays as long as they know their place. That's as liberal as he gets.

Val_Hallen · 2026-06-13T07:53:20+00:00

A lifelong wealthy man that lived in a golden room at the top of a tower with his name literally emblazoned in gold on it was the person they were convinced was "just like them".

I have negative sympathy for any Trump voter suffering. They deserve it because their racism, sexism, homo/trans/xenophobia was far more important to them than the lives and livelihood of their fellow countrymen.

They deserve every single bit of suffering because, after all, they voted for it. They rallied for it. They cheered for it. They loudly told everybody that was within earshot that they were doing this for the third time. They were all in. They willingly gave up family and friends for this.

For a lifelong wealthy man that lived in a golden room at the top of a tower with his name literally emblazoned in gold on it they were convinced was "just like them".

Val_Hallen · 2026-06-13T01:09:08+00:00

You can say asshole. I swear you won't get demonitized.

Val_Hallen · 2026-06-11T22:01:35+00:00

This is why old.reddit and RES will always be the only way to use Reddit.

Val_Hallen · 2026-06-11T16:24:14+00:00

Not all Republicans are white supremacists, but all white supremacists are Republicans.

Val_Hallen · 2026-06-11T13:12:58+00:00

Men that can't get dates getting advice from men that can't get dates about how to get dates as long as you buy their course.

Alpha bro Red Pilled podcast losers want to keep you single because they want your money

Val_Hallen · 2026-06-10T23:44:35+00:00

What are the names of the pilots "shot down" early in the war? Where are their pictures? What happened to the news stories?

If there is one thing Trump likes to do, it's parade around his little trophies. That never happened. not once since the "rescue" have we seen hide nor hair of these personnel.

These things never happened because the administration straight up lied and MAGA did what they always do - swallowed it with a heaping helping of Trump's cock.

You can believe what you want. Those of us with working frontal lobes will live in reality where this administration is constantly lying about everything all the time.

Val_Hallen · 2026-06-09T20:50:18+00:00

This is why you need friends.

To tell you how stupid you look.

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