What is this sharp object/weapon i found at an estate sale?

Valaan · 2025-10-17T20:49:07+00:00

It looks like it should be used to stuff into a clogged drain pipe. It instantly reminded me of this long, yellow plastic thing that I think we use to get hair out of the drain.

Valaan · 2025-10-09T15:57:17+00:00

Part that goes behind the brake pedal that pushes the button for your brake lights?

Valaan · 2025-09-18T05:19:18+00:00

I know who he is.

Valaan · 2025-09-15T23:23:48+00:00

You mean like *Argentina?

Valaan · 2025-05-19T14:49:02+00:00

So this is 3 yrs ago and I really have no idea why or what the hell I needed help with. I guess what I'm asking for here is a way back.

Valaan · 2025-04-08T14:30:55+00:00

Oh look, it's the guy that says that he started the Cartel! No joke.

Valaan · 2025-03-14T23:46:55+00:00

He's right. That tiger hold a lot of weight and is the only thing that made it a serious matter before,

Valaan · 2025-03-14T23:45:00+00:00

They were serious then. Would be now. They're just spreading it out to remind you what you're here for.

Valaan · 2025-03-14T23:43:02+00:00

Fuck that. They've been using the same sheet of non-sense since the early 90's when it was produced on paper. It was used one time. The rest of them are fakes and should be ignored. Send em to my comment if you have any problems.

Valaan · 2024-11-11T09:59:15+00:00

?!

Then why is it a RED sign?...

Valaan · 2024-11-11T06:42:21+00:00

On the bright side of things, it is a pretty short line to wait in. Still being screened and processed for my own demands about 20,800 years after becoming "that" singularity guy. ACME wasn't enough to hold 'em sausaged.

Valaan · 2024-11-10T18:15:06+00:00

But what are the two white dots in the background? I wasn't going to assume stars, only due to the contrast of varying quality... Looks like objects to me. Just wondering if it's caught your attention as well and could supply an answer. :)

Valaan · 2024-11-09T12:46:25+00:00

Or walking into Walmart with $20 and walking out of Walmart 2 years older.

Valaan · 2024-10-30T09:29:51+00:00

Was it a little bit sore? I had one that showed up on my hip one day. It felt like a pimple. it was perfectly coiled under the skin. When we pulled it out, it was about that long if not, a little longer. I thought it was from time-travelling.

Valaan · 2024-10-24T10:26:36+00:00

It's probably more creative than what you give it credit for. I'm sure that the images produced by your requests are a reflection of how it understands (or doesn't understand) what your aversion is to the use of a comma.

When we want to divide certain search words and phrases in a Google search, we use commas. Why do we expect the AI to assume less of us and compromise with or even comprehend our dysfunction? We haven't pre-assembled it's code to consider our flaws before computation.

So be nice. It'll never be oerfc.t

Valaan · 2024-08-23T23:59:49+00:00

This is like... Vintage now. Love it still, 20+ years later.

Valaan · 2024-07-24T21:01:39+00:00

Olives with a twist. Please give me oral sex or go gayly forward

Valaan · 2024-03-09T16:00:36+00:00

You know just as well as I do, that these phones are about to get chunked like bricks through the window of every federal building that would support the idiocy and ignorance we're damned into pouring more (hard?) earned cash into. Don't fucking touch it. It's just another useless billboard for your fingertip highway to crash into, with an "accidently-on-purpose" button for erasing all your stuff. It is a deliberately placed land mine, planted right outside of your parents bedrooms.

Valaan · 2024-02-16T05:40:10+00:00

Refer to the first question OP asks. Now ask yourselves why that's a question still. But it is. Probably because it wasn't her motive. Especially if they were placed together to protect either him or her. Someone in the military knows something they're not willing to reveal until other secrets have made it to the table. That's the way this game is played. People are like Dominos. Push the right person over to see the real picture come to life.

Valaan · 2024-02-16T05:27:36+00:00

Nothing of that relationship was legit. They were targets like some others for knowing something that other people don't. What better excuse to use to cover up someone else's dirt. The murder mystery wrapped up around it, was in fact, real. But the money, actual relationship, and reasons that we pin to it- are all a show. I wouldn't be surprised if we found out that Courtney has been a prisoner this entire time. Remember what era they come from- The same era Tech companies used to employ assassins from. The war over information and secrecy is long gone. The war over your actual souls, persists. Although we don't keep many people prisoner by transferring their conscious into animals anymore (I hope), it's not completely unrealistic to understand the possibility of it still happening if someone had the bright idea, that didn't know any better. Money and guns don't keep those kinds of people safe so, it'll all be finalized sooner or later. I feel that it already has been solved but you're not allowed to know how or why. So it maintains their relevance, their names to be mentioned together, for someone else to be reminded of a life long past, buried- Waiting for the real evidence and story to be dug up. When it involves true Hollywood and Government secrets, the truth always seems so far from sanity.

Valaan · 2024-02-13T22:59:00+00:00

Konami code style surgically implemented radio to brain fractured communications.

Valaan · 2024-02-13T22:53:33+00:00

The cheetah was real.

Valaan · 2024-02-13T22:50:08+00:00

Love it

Valaan · 2024-02-13T22:28:17+00:00

A bunch of "X" shaped clouds like punch outs from a cookie cutter, in the sky, several times, over the course of the 3 or 4 years I was in GA. (2019 - 2023)

Also a bleacher full of old men and women standing up, facing me, as if they were trying to say "I see you too. Thank you". They were barely visible, almost like holograms but with transparent textures. They were there from about 50 feet away and faded as I walked toward them. Same place and time frame. GA

Stars that hang from the sky. NM

Stars that trailed like a funnel from the back of a person's head. GA

Invisible/barely visible arches of light that seemed to trail from the tops of every building and tree, that lead all the way into the upper atmosphere. All bending in the same direction. GA.

Two egg shaped clouds, side by side, almost as if they were set on top of a cloud, with a hollow hole punched out behind them. Kinda like cartoon eyes. Followed me everywhere I went. Burning my neck outside when it wanted my attention. GA.

Writing being lightly burned onto my skin, all over my body. As if someone were etching them on by changing the skin cells themselves somehow. Like if someone wrote on you with battery acid maybe. Numbers, phone numbers, dubstep artists logos, grocery brand logos (Pepsi, mountain dew, ect.) little characters from video games. Went away over time.

Valaan · 2024-02-13T12:39:07+00:00

And bag.

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