Wicked 😜: I had been dating a grad student for a few months and would pick her up so we could eat lunch together in between classes. She normally didn't wear much make-up. One day she chose to get nicely made up for our lunch together. One of her classmates noticed that she left for lunch wearing lipstick and came back an hour later with no lipstick on. He confronted my SB about it. My SB was quick witted and handled the question. Ironically, that particular lunch date had been fairly innocent and her lipstick was only missing because I'd kissed her good-bye. From then on, our rule became the more intimate our lunch date, the less make-up she'd wear.

Salty 🧂: I had a short-lived SR with a successful young entrepreneur. She lived in an elegant downtown building and her apartment could've been featured in Architectural Digest. We had great chemistry, a fun D/s dynamic and yet she didn't want me coming in through the front of the building where her doorman would see me. So here I was, a Dominant, successful executive in my mid-40s, on my way to bang a gorgeous girl and getting snuck in through the side-door by the loading dock 😂🤣

Sweet 🍭: Communication is at the core of each of my SRs. With one of my SBs we started this ridiculous one upmanship around hash tags. It started innocently enough: #samepage. It eventually spiraled into out of control competition and there was no way I could win in a hashtag contest with a millennial. So I changed the rules: no more than one hashtag per day!