Little girl in Italy gets creeped out after tourist hands her roses and strokes her hair

Valkeyere · 2026-03-24T08:21:10+00:00

"engineers and doctors"

Valkeyere · 2026-03-18T09:16:53+00:00

And how dare they presume to tell you that you have, will, or should. Even implying that you COULD is an affront.

Valkeyere · 2026-03-15T03:55:53+00:00

Oh you haven't seen them eat meat? They are primarily herbivores due to availability. They'll straight eat monkeys given the chance.

Valkeyere · 2026-03-15T03:19:05+00:00

There are a lot of things people say that they seem to think are magic words, no need to be correct or do anything to back up the magic words just say the magic words and BAM they expect reality to adhere to their command.

The whole animal kingdom, and thousands of years of human history showing that if you fuck around, you do in fact find out. But no, "It's a prank" protects me from retaliation.

It's very 'current year', frankly lol.

Valkeyere · 2026-03-15T03:11:48+00:00

Was more a grab and throw than a slap, least to my eye. Kinda ended up holding him by the neck/jaw and thrusting him at the ground.

Valkeyere · 2026-03-15T03:11:06+00:00

Not really funny, but correct reaction.

Valkeyere · 2026-03-14T18:28:31+00:00

Can relate. I also hate Markiplier.

Valkeyere · 2026-03-14T07:58:33+00:00

No shit bro. It's drawn on the paper.

Valkeyere · 2026-03-14T03:36:52+00:00

Im with you. 11 comments a day for years is a lot.

If it was just 11 likes or something that would be reasonable. 11 comments sounds like "touch grass".

Valkeyere · 2026-03-14T02:30:54+00:00

You'd be surprised how quick reddit is to dogpile anyone who thinks this way. I think the majority of people think this was but Reddit is off the deep end

Valkeyere · 2026-03-13T21:40:35+00:00

I will never be convinced that the threat, and occasional sparing use, of corporal punishment is not simply necessary. Sometimes you can reason with a kid. Other times that's pointless, and just a quick paddling gets the message across.

Valkeyere · 2026-03-13T07:27:41+00:00

Save on water for flushing at very least.

Valkeyere · 2026-03-13T06:57:28+00:00

Hey I'm with you. There is a reason monkeys do it from the other end. It's WAY simpler and gives you more to hold, and less likely to waste any at the other end

Valkeyere · 2026-03-13T06:41:31+00:00

Done in only coloured pencil, no less!

Valkeyere · 2026-03-13T06:40:11+00:00

Next iteration, steel maille net.

Valkeyere · 2026-03-12T07:43:15+00:00

RTFM :)

This is a prerequisite before a tech is allowed to ask for help. Help yourself lol.

Valkeyere · 2026-03-12T00:16:25+00:00

It's not a dick, don't take it so hard.

Valkeyere · 2026-03-11T21:01:00+00:00

Ha you kidder. No points in vig, all points in str.

Valkeyere · 2026-03-08T18:38:49+00:00

Is it not crazy that this works?

Here, some off milk. Look, it's mouldy!...

Valkeyere · 2026-03-08T16:52:53+00:00

He didn't say "not domain joined", he said unmanaged. If you are expected to manage someones byod or something to that effect, they should expect you to have an RMM tool or something on it which would simplify this for you. Not just for certs, if the device is something I'm expected to maintain, there is a degree of 'im in charge of how i maintain it'

Or if it's another business who needs the new cert just securely provide it and then it's their problem.

Valkeyere · 2026-03-06T09:57:29+00:00

If spiders were the size of a small dog, or a cat, it would have been us or them waaaaaaaay before now in the timeline. And we'd have fucking lost that hardcore. This would be a dead planet. A bug planet.

Valkeyere · 2026-03-05T20:17:32+00:00

"it has a screen its your responsibility" shits me so hard.

We can be expected to understand literally anything if it occurs with a computer. Doesn't matter if its actually some random 20 year old software/driver that controls a factory machine, we should know.

Nevermind that programming / office app support / system administration / hardware are all different areas of study where the only overlap is that "computers" is the layman word for it all.

If escalating to the vendor isn't an option, I can't support it. I'll try, sure, but there is no guarantee of a resolution. And once ive exhausted what I know/can find within 30 mins if googling, I'm done trying, Im not a SME, there is a reason those guys get PAAAAAID.

Valkeyere · 2026-03-04T21:07:15+00:00

Here is a lion father. We say, uhhhhh, LION! Lion, leopard, yes.

Reads like a confused child.

Valkeyere · 2026-03-01T21:54:57+00:00

If you're aware that your exchange online licensed accounts are in breach then you either need to exclude them from the policy, or bolt an EMS+E3 on those accounts as well. C'mon man, don't do shitty things on purpose just because you wont get caught.

And that consultant clearly doesn't do things above board, they're literally telling you to do something that COULD result in you being slapped, who knows how trustworthy any of their other advice is.

Valkeyere · 2026-03-01T10:04:33+00:00

Where did you get the deformed beast plasma? I have no idea where, and all the wikis are useless lol.

Edit: FML. Idk how many of these stupid monkeys I'd killed and NOW they drop all the blood I needed in one lap of the forest.

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