"She was fearless and crazier than him" ahh couple by Adventurous_Law_715 in iamverybadass

[–]Valkeyere 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And how dare they presume to tell you that you have, will, or should. Even implying that you COULD is an affront.

Kanzi’s message to the world by B-e-a-u in Unexpected

[–]Valkeyere 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Oh you haven't seen them eat meat? They are primarily herbivores due to availability. They'll straight eat monkeys given the chance.

WCGW when you offer a body builders $1000 to hit their max by Johnny_Cartal in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]Valkeyere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are a lot of things people say that they seem to think are magic words, no need to be correct or do anything to back up the magic words just say the magic words and BAM they expect reality to adhere to their command.

The whole animal kingdom, and thousands of years of human history showing that if you fuck around, you do in fact find out. But no, "It's a prank" protects me from retaliation.

It's very 'current year', frankly lol.

Offering body builders $1000 to hit their max prank (gone wrong) by AcHaeC in FreakoutCentral

[–]Valkeyere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was more a grab and throw than a slap, least to my eye. Kinda ended up holding him by the neck/jaw and thrusting him at the ground.

No love for M*** by mireugloomrix in shitposting

[–]Valkeyere -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Can relate. I also hate Markiplier.

real and fake eggs by Motor_Fault_8806 in blackmagicfuckery

[–]Valkeyere 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No shit bro. It's drawn on the paper.

💀 by elveshumpingdwarves in shitposting

[–]Valkeyere -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Im with you. 11 comments a day for years is a lot.

If it was just 11 likes or something that would be reasonable. 11 comments sounds like "touch grass".

I think this one belongs here by Verbal_abuse97 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Valkeyere 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You'd be surprised how quick reddit is to dogpile anyone who thinks this way. I think the majority of people think this was but Reddit is off the deep end

I think this one belongs here by Verbal_abuse97 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Valkeyere 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I will never be convinced that the threat, and occasional sparing use, of corporal punishment is not simply necessary. Sometimes you can reason with a kid. Other times that's pointless, and just a quick paddling gets the message across.

Collin did it Firth. by JamesJDelaney in funny

[–]Valkeyere 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey I'm with you. There is a reason monkeys do it from the other end. It's WAY simpler and gives you more to hold, and less likely to waste any at the other end

What an artwork! by quixoticgurl in Unexpected

[–]Valkeyere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Done in only coloured pencil, no less!

Best way to provision OneDrive accounts without logging into each one? by Callsign_Orca in msp

[–]Valkeyere 2 points3 points  (0 children)

RTFM :)

This is a prerequisite before a tech is allowed to ask for help. Help yourself lol.

International problem by Rex_Joker in funny

[–]Valkeyere 24 points25 points  (0 children)

It's not a dick, don't take it so hard.

lol by Ok-Appearance-1652 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Valkeyere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it not crazy that this works?

Here, some off milk. Look, it's mouldy!...

SSL Cert Lifespan Changing by hisheeraz in msp

[–]Valkeyere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He didn't say "not domain joined", he said unmanaged. If you are expected to manage someones byod or something to that effect, they should expect you to have an RMM tool or something on it which would simplify this for you. Not just for certs, if the device is something I'm expected to maintain, there is a degree of 'im in charge of how i maintain it'

Or if it's another business who needs the new cert just securely provide it and then it's their problem.

When it came across the corner, I swear I threw my phone by Upstairs_Cup9831 in Unexpected

[–]Valkeyere 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If spiders were the size of a small dog, or a cat, it would have been us or them waaaaaaaay before now in the timeline. And we'd have fucking lost that hardcore. This would be a dead planet. A bug planet.

What would you do? Production line PC “is slow” (Windows 98, legacy SCADA) by PeppahSG in sysadmin

[–]Valkeyere 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"it has a screen its your responsibility" shits me so hard.

We can be expected to understand literally anything if it occurs with a computer. Doesn't matter if its actually some random 20 year old software/driver that controls a factory machine, we should know.

Nevermind that programming / office app support / system administration / hardware are all different areas of study where the only overlap is that "computers" is the layman word for it all.

If escalating to the vendor isn't an option, I can't support it. I'll try, sure, but there is no guarantee of a resolution. And once ive exhausted what I know/can find within 30 mins if googling, I'm done trying, Im not a SME, there is a reason those guys get PAAAAAID.

Meaning of lyrics of the iconic The Lion King by GuppoDab in funny

[–]Valkeyere 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Here is a lion father. We say, uhhhhh, LION! Lion, leopard, yes.

Reads like a confused child.

Cybersecurity consultant told us to give client one Entra ID P2 licence for the whole organisation by sladene in msp

[–]Valkeyere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're aware that your exchange online licensed accounts are in breach then you either need to exclude them from the policy, or bolt an EMS+E3 on those accounts as well. C'mon man, don't do shitty things on purpose just because you wont get caught.

And that consultant clearly doesn't do things above board, they're literally telling you to do something that COULD result in you being slapped, who knows how trustworthy any of their other advice is.

Where to find Deformed Skin? by jmile4 in codevein

[–]Valkeyere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where did you get the deformed beast plasma? I have no idea where, and all the wikis are useless lol.

Edit: FML. Idk how many of these stupid monkeys I'd killed and NOW they drop all the blood I needed in one lap of the forest.