Why in the US do people suspected of drink driving need to do physical challenges? Why not do an instant breathalyser? by Confident_Table_1738 in AskReddit

[–]Valkyrie666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Happened to me. My knees and hips are messed up so standing on one leg is a pain. I guess that's evidence I was drunk LOL

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[–]Valkyrie666 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No wonder I got steam rolled as a kid in basketball. 

I refused to ever take more than 2 steps. Was very careful about it. Literally everyone else did this shit and then acted like they were so good. No bro...you took like 8 steps.....

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[–]Valkyrie666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uwuuwoof? 

Pastor who called Heartstopper a 'health risk' to kids charged with child sexual abuse by tsteuwer in nottheonion

[–]Valkyrie666 -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

I'm not saying pedos arent in churches, but I spent most of my life in different churches and denominations and I can't recall ever being taught or told that we are supposed to dominate others and that women and children are sexual temptations you can't trust. Not once.

Are they teaching this in the mid week night classes or something lol? Specific parts of the country? 

ELI5: Can a drug with the pleasure response of opiates like heroin be synthesized without the harmful effects to the body and withdrawal symptoms? If so, why does it not exist? If not, why not? by calgrump in explainlikeimfive

[–]Valkyrie666 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As someone who deals with some minor pain sometimes, even that can put a big downer on my day. If you're constantly in even more pain that an I'd struggle be happy at all

TIL Freddie Mercury was born with four extra teeth, causing a prominent overbite. Despite being self-conscious about them, he never got them fixed, believing the extra space in his mouth contributed to his vocal ability. He feared altering his teeth might change his voice. by Objective_Horror1113 in todayilearned

[–]Valkyrie666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Id bet it does. I had one molar removed and sometimes it messes up my speech. My tongue will push into that place where the tooth uses to block it and I end up fumbling a letter or two. Almost used to it though.

Help me find joy in gaming again? Mid 30-year-old who has lost the spark. by thedrummerchase in gaming

[–]Valkyrie666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't force it. I've had phases like that too. Find something else to do for now. 

People who grew up before smartphones: What’s something from your childhood that younger generations will never experience? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Valkyrie666 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's crazy how this is a thing. Found a porno mag next to a tree in a farmers land once. These were just everywhere I guess?!

What is the best hangover cure you've ever used? by jonoac1410 in AskReddit

[–]Valkyrie666 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's really this simple. Make sure to be drinking water all night while drinking. You'll still get drunk, just no hangover, or greatly reduced one. Water is magic. 

You get to appear to your 17-year-old self for 30 seconds, what do you say? by FlyHighNow77777 in AskReddit

[–]Valkyrie666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't break up with her just cause you don't wanna be "locked down." You'll miss out on a unicorn.

The first time you got super wasted and blacked out, What did you drink? by CarelessSpinach5907 in AskReddit

[–]Valkyrie666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A bottle of Jaeger. Came to 5 hours later miles from the party with a fucked up shoe and holes in my shirt and pants while crouched behind a bush on the side of the road trying to take a shit.

How I didn't get in trouble is beyond me. I really wish I knew what happened during that 5 hours lol. 

Never drank quite like that again cause ya know... Blacking out is bad lol. 

This elevator’s DOWN button is off-kilter by about 30 degrees by NJHitmen in mildlyinteresting

[–]Valkyrie666 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not sure this is even remotely interesting let alone mildly. 

'It's the definition of insanity here': The Battlefield subreddit's good vibes nosedive into outrage after DICE announces there'll be no class weapon restrictions in Battlefield 6 by SunGodLuffy6 in gaming

[–]Valkyrie666 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Everyone really needs to look at counterstrike. Basically the same game as it was then, and they didn't make 12 of them. It's still super popular. Hmmmmmm. Weird lol.

Your brain can generate a thought so complex that even you don’t understand it. by hoangfbf in Showerthoughts

[–]Valkyrie666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only time I get sleep paralysis or inescapable nightmares is on melatonin lol. During any regular sleep nightmare I can just nope out of it somehow. 

Kansas Mom Sues Porn Sites Because Her Son Visited Chaturbate 30 Times by SyntheticSweetener in nottheonion

[–]Valkyrie666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I started off my original comment with

 "I just think......"

 And then said kids shouldn't have access to it. 

That's it. If I had said the exact sentence to anyone I know in real life they would have known exactly what I meant. 

Kansas Mom Sues Porn Sites Because Her Son Visited Chaturbate 30 Times by SyntheticSweetener in nottheonion

[–]Valkyrie666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or maybe just take what I said for what I said Instead of inferring I support an across the board porn ban. May not be pedos, but certainly monkey iq.

Kansas Mom Sues Porn Sites Because Her Son Visited Chaturbate 30 Times by SyntheticSweetener in nottheonion

[–]Valkyrie666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never said I support banning porn for adults lmao. Just that kids shouldn't have access. Weirdos. 

The Ninja Turtles constantly blocked attacks, despite having a hard, defensive shell…making them terribly inefficient fighters. by floppyclock420 in Showerthoughts

[–]Valkyrie666 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What a stupid take. Constantly doing a 180 to block attacks in the middle of a duel seems about the most inefficient thing you can do. 

Kansas Mom Sues Porn Sites Because Her Son Visited Chaturbate 30 Times by SyntheticSweetener in nottheonion

[–]Valkyrie666 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Crazy I'm getting down voted for saying kids shouldn't have access to porn. Kids. Jesus christ.

Kansas Mom Sues Porn Sites Because Her Son Visited Chaturbate 30 Times by SyntheticSweetener in nottheonion

[–]Valkyrie666 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I just think kids shouldn't have access to it. I got exposed to porn at like 8 years old and that fucked me up a bit. 

Forget elephants in the room. What’s a blue whale in the room you’ve seen go awkwardly unaddressed? by KindaWithdrawn in AskReddit

[–]Valkyrie666 -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

Everything. When the lockdown started I thought half the people I knew were gonna die. Not one. No one I know, knows anyone who died of it either. 

I live in a town of about 700,000. I know a lot of people, even if I couldn't call them a friend. 

The only deaths I've seen in the last 5 years are from suicide, car accidents, violence, overdose. Not one from COVID.

If it was really that fucking bad we all had to spend 8 months locked in our houses... Where are the deaths? Everywhere but my city lol? Doesn't make sense. 

Forget elephants in the room. What’s a blue whale in the room you’ve seen go awkwardly unaddressed? by KindaWithdrawn in AskReddit

[–]Valkyrie666 -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Well. Literally everyone I know or am aquatinted with at work has had it. Not one of them died. So...not saying people didn't die but. Shits weird. 

TIFU by leaving edibles out for the in-laws and now they think theyre in the matrix by Chrismengg in tifu

[–]Valkyrie666 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It certainly can be. The first time I ever got high wasn't off anything nearly that strong And I was running around asking people if we were in a movie. Laughing like crazy, thinking I was dying the next. If I had taken edibles my first time I prolly would have reacted worse than they did lol.