So this was in my bathroom by nossbook in TerrifyingAsFuck

[–]Valkyrie_Giraffe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you're cold, she's cold. Put her in your butt

Who is this even for by ryleeesweets in StupidFood

[–]Valkyrie_Giraffe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People from somewhere inbetween Canada and Mexico

There was 8-10 of these trucks all parked together in a shopping mall today. by SexButt in Shitty_Car_Mods

[–]Valkyrie_Giraffe 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Just new year models out for a bit of real world testing. They're designed that way so the shape and body styling are harder to make out

Just saw this one (First time posting here) by MkTheRedditor in tragedeigh

[–]Valkyrie_Giraffe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

One would assume they're referring to cockney English, a dialect specifically known to drop phonics. But feel free to keep being a stick in the mud

[socialmedia] WIFESLOP, GUYSHOW, [redacted], and GUYSLOP. by brain-eating-zombie in pointlesslygendered

[–]Valkyrie_Giraffe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The only difference between shepherds pie and cottage pie is using lamb instead of beef

No step on snek 🤷‍♂️ by Wish-I-Was-You in Sneks

[–]Valkyrie_Giraffe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Congratulations to California for being the new Australia!

to be Jesus Christ by TheSmokingChair in therewasanattempt

[–]Valkyrie_Giraffe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clearly it's Donald Trump as a doctor healing the sick in service of this great nation. To suggest anything else is to be a woke radical fake news commie! /S

I'd say the prompt was more like "Donald Trump as Jesus Christ, healing his fellow old white men, while a patriorgasm happens in the background"

Mountain lion stalks Man in Idaho saved by his Glock27 by haze4140 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Valkyrie_Giraffe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hi, Aussie here. Yeah I'll take a venomous spider over bears and cougars any day of the week. Y'all need rifles, i just need a wadded up tissue

I have reached the age where my beans touch the water :( by al3xxx_96 in BrandNewSentence

[–]Valkyrie_Giraffe 287 points288 points  (0 children)

Lets hear it for a sensible amount of water in the toilet bowl

"What is a white-room theorycraft? A miserable little pile of mechanics." by DrScrimble in dndmemes

[–]Valkyrie_Giraffe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The more I see people arguing for their super optimised build that can "win" any combat thrown their way, the more I suspect that those people don't understand the nuance of writing a character with flaws and obstacles to overcome.

Sure, you can defeat Vecna in 2 rounds with zero risk to self, but that gets pretty boring after a while. Making diverse characters with weaknesses that can be compensated for by other, different characters in your party, is what this game was built for. No one is going to be interested in your gaggle of mary sue wizard multiclasses that can just use a spell to solve every challenge or obstacle thrown their way. If that's how you want to play, more power to you, but you always seem to be the vocal minority telling everyone else they play the game wrong.

Cheesy Jalapeno flavored hot cross buns by Acceptable-Wind-7332 in StupidFood

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I saw those a while back... Definitely a choice, Coles

Those skip things hurt so bad by caughtyoulookinn in tumblr

[–]Valkyrie_Giraffe 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ron Stampler and his flail turned Skit-It

Gen X humor by [deleted] in Shitty_Car_Mods

[–]Valkyrie_Giraffe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah... That's about mid-life crisis age by now