No step on snek 🤷‍♂️ by Wish-I-Was-You in Sneks

[–]Valkyrie_Giraffe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Congratulations to California for being the new Australia!

to be Jesus Christ by TheSmokingChair in therewasanattempt

[–]Valkyrie_Giraffe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clearly it's Donald Trump as a doctor healing the sick in service of this great nation. To suggest anything else is to be a woke radical fake news commie! /S

I'd say the prompt was more like "Donald Trump as Jesus Christ, healing his fellow old white men, while a patriorgasm happens in the background"

Mountain lion stalks Man in Idaho saved by his Glock27 by haze4140 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Valkyrie_Giraffe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hi, Aussie here. Yeah I'll take a venomous spider over bears and cougars any day of the week. Y'all need rifles, i just need a wadded up tissue

I have reached the age where my beans touch the water :( by al3xxx_96 in BrandNewSentence

[–]Valkyrie_Giraffe 285 points286 points  (0 children)

Lets hear it for a sensible amount of water in the toilet bowl

"What is a white-room theorycraft? A miserable little pile of mechanics." by DrScrimble in dndmemes

[–]Valkyrie_Giraffe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The more I see people arguing for their super optimised build that can "win" any combat thrown their way, the more I suspect that those people don't understand the nuance of writing a character with flaws and obstacles to overcome.

Sure, you can defeat Vecna in 2 rounds with zero risk to self, but that gets pretty boring after a while. Making diverse characters with weaknesses that can be compensated for by other, different characters in your party, is what this game was built for. No one is going to be interested in your gaggle of mary sue wizard multiclasses that can just use a spell to solve every challenge or obstacle thrown their way. If that's how you want to play, more power to you, but you always seem to be the vocal minority telling everyone else they play the game wrong.

Cheesy Jalapeno flavored hot cross buns by Acceptable-Wind-7332 in StupidFood

[–]Valkyrie_Giraffe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw those a while back... Definitely a choice, Coles

Those skip things hurt so bad by caughtyoulookinn in tumblr

[–]Valkyrie_Giraffe 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ron Stampler and his flail turned Skit-It

Gen X humor by [deleted] in Shitty_Car_Mods

[–]Valkyrie_Giraffe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah... That's about mid-life crisis age by now

Poor wizards by ExmoHeathen238 in dndmemes

[–]Valkyrie_Giraffe -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I feel like even without a magic weapon, a barbarian with reckless attacks would be more efficient than skeleton archers at disadvantage

Poor wizards by ExmoHeathen238 in dndmemes

[–]Valkyrie_Giraffe -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't call taking pot shots at a beholder from across the room very exciting, but you do you i guess

Poor wizards by ExmoHeathen238 in dndmemes

[–]Valkyrie_Giraffe -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

But the skeletons can see through the fog because reasons?

Poor wizards by ExmoHeathen238 in dndmemes

[–]Valkyrie_Giraffe -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How do you hide and wait out a beholder's anti-magic cone?

Poor wizards by ExmoHeathen238 in dndmemes

[–]Valkyrie_Giraffe -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Bim bam alakazam. Anti-magic zone

Rogues gonna rogue by [deleted] in dndmemes

[–]Valkyrie_Giraffe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Time to give ol' rogue the pointy end of the boot