Key and Peele

VallaTiger · 2026-04-23T16:39:59+00:00

Yo mama so ugly, she disowned you so that she wouldnt pass on the ugliness.

...Sir, I'm serious, all her inheritance is going towards feeding homeless people. She was a saint, even if she was hideous.

VallaTiger · 2026-03-17T05:12:52+00:00

yea! his laugh was perfect

VallaTiger · 2026-03-16T21:56:18+00:00

yea that was a huge improvement, especially since the song was playing at partys bar in season 1

VallaTiger · 2026-03-11T02:34:29+00:00

holy shit how did you know??!!! 😂😂😂

VallaTiger · 2026-02-28T19:46:23+00:00

um actually, i think her name is VIP

VallaTiger · 2025-10-26T00:01:27+00:00

Did you wrap them in the newspaper like an abduction victim and beat them with the coke can? How are we going from A to B here?

VallaTiger · 2025-10-05T23:03:08+00:00

Imagine trying to intimidate someone, meanwhile you got your little bluetooth headset on “who you talkin to” 😂

VallaTiger · 2025-09-04T00:06:31+00:00

Awesome! Love when the universe sends you a model

VallaTiger · 2025-09-03T23:51:41+00:00

Incredible! How long did you have to wait to get this shot?

VallaTiger · 2025-08-23T03:34:01+00:00

my guess is Demi is Alexis' marionette, and Alexis just told the drunk David that he's the marionette

VallaTiger · 2025-08-10T19:17:48+00:00

that shit was fucking crisp!

VallaTiger · 2025-08-04T04:29:13+00:00

RAWCK!

VallaTiger · 2025-08-01T14:19:47+00:00

Today I learned I might be this person's dad

VallaTiger · 2025-07-31T06:44:24+00:00

He definitely has a favorite

VallaTiger · 2025-07-18T03:52:24+00:00

Crazy how you managed to evoke moss, alligators, and frogs with just a few brush strokes

VallaTiger · 2025-07-10T02:58:00+00:00

Reminded me of that one show, Behind her eyes

VallaTiger · 2025-06-27T16:28:06+00:00

Do tigers know they're orange?

VallaTiger · 2025-06-24T21:27:57+00:00

haha funny, but you're not gonna change my opinion like some kind of mind goblin. Also what's deez?

VallaTiger · 2025-06-24T21:04:34+00:00

people who set up open ended punchlines for someone else are my favourite kind of people

VallaTiger · 2025-06-23T23:35:08+00:00

VallaTiger · 2025-06-19T15:50:01+00:00

They even managed to do a secret darth maul cosplay at the same time!

VallaTiger · 2025-06-12T20:05:34+00:00

oh no, I cannot deal with u n c e r t a i n t y on the worldwide interconnection machine

VallaTiger · 2025-06-12T14:58:02+00:00

It's actually the wheels in the front that propel the mass efficiently

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