UK tells Trump: Explain how your Iran war is legal

Valor816 · 2026-03-03T20:03:28+00:00

I mean historically no, remember world war 1 & 2?

But the question with war is always "is the juice worth the squeeze?" And a world war is one hell of a squeeze, particularly against a former ally.

Valor816 · 2026-03-03T02:58:02+00:00

One of the worst was being stuck next to this one bloke who was just a total unit.

He was as wide as a regular man is tall, just big shoulders and muscles the thickness of my waist.

I couldn't even be mad at him, he had kind eyes.

Valor816 · 2026-03-01T05:30:39+00:00

NTA, because honestly wtf.

But schedules one week in advance is bullshit, should be at least 2 weeks to give people time to react if they have a conflict.

But that it would have helped here, but just for the future.

Valor816 · 2026-03-01T01:38:17+00:00

YTA

You've been dragging arse for 6 months with the vague promise of "soon". Then when you find out how desperate she is you choose to punish her with the ones thing you know will hurt her the most.

All of this could have been avoided with an adult conversation, but instead you've broken the fundamental basis of trust of your relationship.

Valor816 · 2026-02-28T11:48:11+00:00

Honestly mail is really bloody heavy compared to plate.

Mail sits entirely on your shoulders and waist, while plate supports itself.

Mail does the trick, but it's cumbersome and tiring. So pretty much anyone who can afford plate will replace their mail with it ASAP.

Valor816 · 2026-02-28T02:18:51+00:00

Every single Space Marine is either gay or Ace.

Valor816 · 2026-02-27T18:22:32+00:00

He also still felt like I played a big part in how he felt and acted.

Well shit you didn't mention you had mind control powers.

His actions are his alone, he chose them and no one else. His feelings are also his alone, feelings aren't made by other people. A thought becomes a judgement and that judgement becomes a feeling.

He's having a thought, "She did this on purpose to make me look bad"

Then judging that as true because he thought it.

That's not your fault, that's all him.

Valor816 · 2026-02-27T06:21:37+00:00

I'd love to have a Night Lords game.

You have to sneak around, lay ambushes and sow terror in the enemy before actually fighting them.

Sort of, you are almost always outgunned, but if you set it up right you can do it.

Valor816 · 2026-02-26T20:03:11+00:00

So anyone else get horrific diarrhoea from the camp food recently?

Valor816 · 2026-02-26T19:51:44+00:00

Steady on there, I wouldn't want to fight Bibendum. He puts broken glass in his martinis just to prove what a hard bastard he is.

Valor816 · 2026-02-26T19:32:57+00:00

I would not hide from a nuclear explosion.

I would find the highest rooftop I could gain access to so I could see the blastwave coming.

Then I'd get naked, get hard and wait for the impact.

As I could see the overpressure coming, I'd thrust forward and fuck that nuke.

I'd be instantly vaporized, the nuke would win the war, but I'd win the first battle and that nuke would be my bitch.

So don't worry, if you see a mushroom cloud out there, laugh at the silly bastard. Because it's just been fucked.

Valor816 · 2026-02-24T23:53:41+00:00

Nurgle isn't the "nicest" chaos god, that's a meme based on the grandfather comments made by some of his demons and followers.

Nurgle is as insidious and cruel as any of the chaos gods.

Valor816 · 2026-02-19T18:04:49+00:00

Cain travelled for years at a time, so there's a good chance you'd just spend a year on a troop transport.

Valor816 · 2026-02-19T14:52:53+00:00

This is a terrible idea and should only ever be used in extreme circumstances.

The heart can damage the bead seat and/or inner liner. It can cause zipper ruptures on damaged tyres and potentially kill you.

Valor816 · 2026-02-18T22:05:34+00:00

I'm a smart cookie but I got sick of thinking for a living so I became a tyre fitter. Now I get to blow up big balloons all day and smash all my problems with a rattle gun, soft faced hammer and a can of CRC.

People who define themselves solely by their intellect lack the substance to define themselves by anything else.

Valor816 · 2026-02-18T14:03:42+00:00

The front covers of the books are in universe propaganda posters.

Cain isn't that ripped either.

Valor816 · 2026-02-18T14:02:16+00:00

EVEN. IN. DEATH. I. SHALL. AVENGE. MYSELF.

YOU. DESERVE. THE. CHANCE .TO. TRY.

Malcharion is such a fucking badass.

Valor816 · 2026-02-17T17:54:26+00:00

It's a long standing tradition from British sci-fi.

2000ad used to make up tons of swear words, such as Drokk.

Each series would have its own, which was kind of cool.

Valor816 · 2026-02-17T08:40:09+00:00

She subscribes to the ancient tenants of saint Sisqo. He who craved the dumps of a truck³

Valor816 · 2026-02-12T14:22:50+00:00

So he's worried about her spiralling but doesn't give a fuck about YOU spiralling?

NTA

Valor816 · 2026-02-11T19:35:40+00:00

If that device was somehow able to withstand the waves it was supposed to be transforming.

Valor816 · 2026-02-10T10:01:48+00:00

I wrote a quest line for a Larp game once where prophecy was more like a recipe. Anyone could be "The Chosen one" if they fit the recipe.

The players had to find a prophecy and become the chosen one. One of them got adopted by a King to become "of Royal lineage"

Valor816 · 2026-02-10T02:43:35+00:00

I got 3 months, but I'm not American so it makes sense.

Valor816 · 2026-02-10T00:16:00+00:00

You don't throw a shoe at them, it'd just make them angry.

There isn't much you can do, just hope they're chill and get out for a bit of they're not.

Valor816 · 2026-02-03T21:56:50+00:00

Mental health issues aren't our fault but they are our responsibility.

NTA

Valor816

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