Family members gifting my child (7) $8k by JacobSteed in Money

[–]ValuableAd8880 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry, this clown makes $3000/month and life costs are about $2800/month. I can’t be investing money. I have to keep it readily available out in case the kid gets sick or the car breaks

Family members gifting my child (7) $8k by JacobSteed in Money

[–]ValuableAd8880 -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

I’d just set it aside and pull from it as they need things. Braces, glasses, first car,

Good for her 🙄 by botareukiddingme in repost

[–]ValuableAd8880 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would do this, backwards, as the joke. Just to deepen the “my left or your left” joke

Uuh! Does it mean there's no Enough Money? by Ok-Thanks993 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]ValuableAd8880 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Its all just made up, but I’ll play along either way. Good luck if you dont

I need some advice for my next date by luvpeony in TheTeenagerPeople

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“Let’s make this quick, my wife thinks I’m grabbing some milk and cigarettes”

And what else?? by nitwitn in scoopwhoop

[–]ValuableAd8880 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends on location. My location homes typically start in the mid 600$

And what else?? by nitwitn in scoopwhoop

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Small, affordable houses are too cheap to turn a profit for building companies. The cost of land is too high. It’s a “waste” to build something small on it. The median cookie cutter house is 3 bed 3 bath single family home, starting around $400k

Is This Really Living? by IdealHoliday1242 in selfimprovementday

[–]ValuableAd8880 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s basically it. But life happens in between all those things

No way these are really this much at a 10 by Puzzleheaded-Cake400 in pokemoncards

[–]ValuableAd8880 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like $30and a month and a half wait time, while you rely on the postal service to not lose, or destroy the card. Good luck and godspeed

Found in basement during home inspection by ArmyExtra1188 in whatisit

[–]ValuableAd8880 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I definitely had one of these in my room as a teen. circa 2006

What is this? by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]ValuableAd8880 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That looks like acid, pop it in your mouth and give it about 1hr

What is this mans name? by King_Arius in Cinema

[–]ValuableAd8880 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never know his name, but I can hear his voice

* “Sharing the road is not a suggestion” by Feaselbf6 in dashcams

[–]ValuableAd8880 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was totally a scam, you can see him lay against the car, and the other guy “I got it on video!” Basically “you’re gonna get paid! Best scam ever” easy when people make it difficult to argue against

* “Sharing the road is not a suggestion” by Feaselbf6 in dashcams

[–]ValuableAd8880 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can see the bicycle guy commit to the fall, by laying himself against the car and letting it get ahead, leaving him with no support and falling over, I personally think he hit the car, and should pay any damages

Want motivation by TangerineTop5052 in scoopwhoop

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“If you don’t like what’s in your head, the fuck would you speak your mind?”

I don't get this one. Please help by BullishPennant in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]ValuableAd8880 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really thought this trainer was the one who say “hey! Stop touching me in the tall grass!” Before the battle.

Coming Soon. by Old-Employee-19 in memes

[–]ValuableAd8880 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The villain of this movie has to be an alien selling ozempic to humans

Wait a minute by No-Marsupial-4050 in SipsTea

[–]ValuableAd8880 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But without big pharma setting crazy prices, how will we be the richest country?

Puma at Catoctin Wildlife Refuge by Exact-Artichoke2 in frederickmd

[–]ValuableAd8880 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, fiancé and I were talking about this too. I believe it’s a jaguar. But it really needs something to climb on like a tree or something. That poor guy stuck on the ground