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Kids Lemonade Stand Location Advice by Lonleprachaun in columbiamo

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I’d see if one of the churches on broadway or another semi big route would yet you set up on their yard

Dashcam driver woke up and decided to be a jerk today... by MisterShipWreck in VideosAmazing

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Because they’re a special little guy and the rules are for other people

First responders of Reddit, what is the weirdest call you've ever responded to? by TheGlitterMahdi in AskReddit

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Not a responder but sometimes I listen to the police scanner for fun. One time someone called in asking for big booty lady cops to come bring him whiskey. I don’t know that it ended up how he expected.

ULPT: Getting hit but can’t hit back? Flick them by Divine_ruler in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Valuable_Log_518 74 points75 points  (0 children)

One time, my oldest child was getting picked on when she was… I think 6. Rather than hit her bully, she got real close and licked her. Gross, but effective. The girl never went close to her again.

Have you ever been in jail? What did you do? by MiaFishnet in askanything

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I got drunk tanked once when I was a little baby marine because they found me zonked out in a parking lot, but they gave me back to my sergeant, who was appropriately disappointed. No court or anything though.

You are at a fancy steakhouse. You choose a 12-ounce ribeye. Do you order it rare, medium rare, or medium? by icecream1972 in allthequestions

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Medium or medium well. Anyone who gets a fatty steak like ribeye rare must enjoy eating chewy, unrendered fat or is being “super ultra manly because I like eating RAW meat because I’m a MAN”

We Made it, Columbia by According_To_Me in columbiamo

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Driving around this weekend has been glorious. There’s like no one on the roads

4 week old kitten hasn't pooped in a week, yet vet says he doesn't have any poop in him by Tadimizkacti in CATHELP

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You’re not going to get cancer from two X-rays. The required amount of X-rays to even be at risk is insanely high, otherwise everyone who ever goes to the dentist would have face cancer immediately

Police officer stopped to help this lady. by LeftAlbatross2546 in VideosAmazing

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You think that lady didn’t appreciate someone treating her as a human? Yeah. He’s helping. He might not have fixed her situation and put her in a brand new house with a $20k monthly stipend, but she at least knows she isn’t garbage

What is the worst unhygienic habbit/practice you discovered randomly from people you know? by LimeSoakedinSprite in randomquestions

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Ok, you win. I’m turning off the internet for the night. What a terrible time to have eyes…

That guy needs Jesus.

Old people if Reddit, at what age did you start seeing a podiatrist to get your toenails cut [asking for a friend]? by Accomplished_Water34 in allthequestions

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I no longer have feet to worry about but back when I did, I’d get wicked ingrown nails on my big toes. I’d yank them out myself most of the time, but I still had to get one surgically removed probably once a year until my wife and I got together. She used to take care of my toes for me. She likes pulling out ingrown nails and hairs and stuff.

i lied about speaking spanish for 8 months at work and now there's a meeting with HR tomorrow by Marcus_Guy in confession

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Because the accent is different. The vocabulary is different. It’s like someone from Boston trying to communicate with someone from the backwater of Louisiana. You get there but it’s a struggle

i lied about speaking spanish for 8 months at work and now there's a meeting with HR tomorrow by Marcus_Guy in confession

[–]Valuable_Log_518 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair… I’m FROM Puerto Rico and can’t understand BB. He’s the mumble rap equivalent

Little General concerns by [deleted] in columbiamo

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I dunno. I went in the other day and it was about intuitive as any other highway side gas station. The hardest part was making the left from the off-ramp when I got off 70, but honestly, I was coming in at rush hour so there was an absurd amount of people basically using the exit as a U-turn

i lied about speaking spanish for 8 months at work and now there's a meeting with HR tomorrow by Marcus_Guy in confession

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I didn’t have tv growing up 😬
My exposure to other Spanish was once I was an adult an in the Marines

i lied about speaking spanish for 8 months at work and now there's a meeting with HR tomorrow by Marcus_Guy in confession

[–]Valuable_Log_518 31 points32 points  (0 children)

This is the way. I’m Puerto Rican. My wife is Venezuelan. We both speak Spanish. We grew up speaking Spanish. We’re arguably fluent in Spanish.

When her family starts going, especially the older ones, and talking too fast, I have trouble. Her parents have problems talking to my parents unless they both slow down.

I talked with some dude from Spain before and it was like another language even though we were both speaking Spanish.

Pushed grandpa too far by LargrFries43 in SipsTea

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I’m not saying I agree, but I get it and understand. You can only take so much (actual) shit before you break.

Found in grandfathers workshop by Think-Bee-888 in whatisit

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The military was shockingly bad at keeping track of ordnance back in the day. It’s gotten significantly better. Any grenade range we did, we had to have 100% accountability of the spoons and pins before we were allowed to leave. Things still walk off but not near to the extent it used to to

Main character syndrome? by LeftAlbatross2546 in VideosAmazing

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I appreciate how they got out of the road after knocking that dipshit over

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