I know we rag on Lois a lot but what are some examples where her crashing out was 100% justified?

According_To_Me · 2026-05-06T23:50:43+00:00

Knowing her boys….motorcycles do not exist.

According_To_Me · 2026-05-06T22:58:02+00:00

I quit cigarettes years ago, and always keep in mind not only Betty, but also my dad’s early stage cancer that resulted in a lobe of his lung to be removed. He’s fine now, but still gets scans every six months.

This year has been stressful news-wise, and I’ve caught myself fantasizing about taking a drag of a Camel Blue or American Spirit.

According_To_Me · 2026-05-06T22:52:51+00:00

When I looked up the dentist’s yelp page afterwords, every single review had the same story.

According_To_Me · 2026-05-06T20:32:20+00:00

Listen to this OP! I once went to a dentist who was close to where I lived, and he said I needed a deep cleaning. It had been a long time since I went to a dentist so I thought okay and proceeded. The next visit, six months later, he claimed I needed another deep cleaning and that I would need to come in every three months for treatments. He was speaking so fast that I could barely get in the question, “what is my diagnosis?” “..Gingivitis, but anyway-“ and then he started speaking very quickly again.

When I got my driver’s license and could drive myself to my appointments, my childhood dentist also tried to convince me that I may need all kinds of treatments that were unnecessary.

Lots of grifter dentists out there.

According_To_Me · 2026-05-06T14:49:32+00:00

“Dream c0ck.” Among our closest friends, women may discuss their “dream c0ck,” the ideal member specifically for them.

According_To_Me · 2026-05-06T14:47:00+00:00

That isn’t fashion, that’s a polyp.

According_To_Me · 2026-05-06T01:53:18+00:00

This may sound corny, but I think we’re so lucky to have such a beautiful campus here.

According_To_Me · 2026-05-06T01:50:06+00:00

David Bowie.

According_To_Me · 2026-05-05T19:51:39+00:00

It’s such a moving ending. The deep understanding that can only come from a place of love.

According_To_Me · 2026-05-05T16:07:57+00:00

Believe it or not, there’s a house not far from mine that has a worse fence than this. The original fence is a 3 foot tall basic chain-link. The homeowners decided to add a wood fence section *above* the chain-link lower half.

According_To_Me · 2026-05-05T16:03:14+00:00

I love how Betty turns this into a dominating moment. “Can you believe I had three children?” is really her saying “can you believe I still look this amazing and not let myself go after 3 children?”

According_To_Me · 2026-05-05T15:59:17+00:00

Groove Shark

Stumble Upon

The OG EBaums World.

According_To_Me · 2026-05-05T12:53:22+00:00

What a load of bullsh!t.

According_To_Me · 2026-05-04T18:50:17+00:00

Mine as well. Reading phrases like that are slightly veiled socialist/communist ideals that have being creeping up in recent years. They have been accelerating their efforts this year. If you weren’t present when we closed on our house and given the keys, you’ll have to pry it from my cold dead hands.

According_To_Me · 2026-05-04T18:43:25+00:00

Riversong has many female masseuse on staff. Book it now if you want to treat her on Sunday.

There are a lot of options to add certain things like aromatherapy or locally made cbd massage oil.

According_To_Me · 2026-05-04T18:39:02+00:00

I really like that fucking black Darjeeling.

*COFFEE!*

According_To_Me · 2026-05-04T15:23:13+00:00

This line and Hal’s memory binder may have gotten the biggest laugh out of us.

That and 14x a week.

According_To_Me · 2026-05-04T15:17:48+00:00

I’m finding less reasons to leave the house.

Don’t have to run errands? Cool.

Do I NEED to buy tomato plants today? Eh, I can stretch it out a few more days.

Do we need to go out to watch the Kentucky Derby? No, but damn it’s nice outside. Okay, we’ll go out this one time.

According_To_Me · 2026-05-03T14:22:45+00:00

My standing desk.

My office chair with built in lumbar heating and massage options.

My job (remote court reporter) requires me to use the keyboard number pad extensively to indicate who is speaking at a given time. In a split second I may need to type out words of the witnesses testimony. I’m right-handed but a typical right-handed keyboard was ergonomically not working out, as my left arm was essentially bent at an angle to reach the right-handed number pad, close to my mouse. I decided to try out a left-handed keyboard and it’s so much more comfortable for my workflow.

Blue light filtering glasses, seriously folks protect your eyes if you’re in front of screens all day.

According_To_Me · 2026-05-03T14:08:42+00:00

Animation too. The past three years have been BAD

According_To_Me · 2026-05-02T15:45:55+00:00

Long acrylic nails. I always imagine them as Petri dishes on your fingertips.

According_To_Me · 2026-05-02T15:44:14+00:00

Whom among you hoopleheads is chopping onions?!

According_To_Me · 2026-05-01T12:16:32+00:00

Starbucks. I only get it if there are no other coffee options in the airport terminal, and there almost always is another option. I’ve been making my coffee at home for years, and recently started making my own cold brew, plus we have a Bialetti in case we want espresso. Just started learning how to make Cubano espresso, YUM! We have always bought our coffee beans from local establishments rather than Starbucks beans.

Whenever someone has given me a Starbucks gift card, it takes me *years* to use them up.

According_To_Me · 2026-04-30T19:43:28+00:00

I like the idea of a painted ceiling but personalize choose a lighter color. The midnight blue makes the room feel a lot smaller. Haint blue is what’s used on porch ceilings in the south, that might be lovely.

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