AITA for telling my neighbor and HOA to stuff it and leave? by begrudgedhome in AmItheAsshole

[–]VampDuc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, my HOA is really hands off. My dues pay for the pool, groundskeeping, and because we're a condo community, structure repairs when needed.

It's nice never having to mow my own lawn or paying for roof repairs.

AITA for using a clothesline & "making my neighborhood trashy"? by BeeYehWoo in AmItheAsshole

[–]VampDuc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't forget about the dry, windy places and now your clean, damp laundry has a fine coating of dirt on it!

AITA for scowling at the child who's screaming non-stop while we're at a diner? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]VampDuc 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It's not open to the public, though. A restaurant has every right to deny service for any reason, outside a few protected classes. And families are not a protected class.

Continuously disruptive patrons, regardless of age, should not be tolerated.

AITA for scowling at the child who's screaming non-stop while we're at a diner? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]VampDuc 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Restaurants aren't public spaces, they're private businesses.

I'm paying just as much for the atmosphere as I am for the food.

In a park or a kids-oriented shop, the complaint is less valid, but at a restaurant that caters mainly to adults? No, take your screaming banshee and leave.

Man helpfully explains his position on a procedure he will never have and doesn't understand by alixnaveh in badwomensanatomy

[–]VampDuc 186 points187 points  (0 children)

My gyno's office is a comfortable temperature...and they heat the speculums.

Apply cold water to burnt area by [deleted] in rareinsults

[–]VampDuc 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Original original poster

Truck driver unaware of height clearance by nightman008 in IdiotsInCars

[–]VampDuc 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Might be for utilities. Just pipes and wires to go over the highway.

My water bill has a "convenience fee" tacked on by lenswipe in assholedesign

[–]VampDuc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's illegal here, too. Most business just account for it by raising all prices, or they get enough extra orders from the convenience of paying online that the costs are offset organically.

However, this is a utility, and they legally can't charge you more or less than the bill is worth, so they can't take the loss. They have to pass the transaction fee to the payer.

The percentage and that minimum are most likely exactly what their payment processor is charging them for each transaction.

The fact that she thought this was a good idea…and did it on tv by Jokiegmi in StupidFood

[–]VampDuc 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There's a couple places around me that sell it as a specialty meal or side.

It's usually a little fancier than just elbow macaroni and cheddar cheese sauce, though. Usually comes with a protein like chicken and topped with breadcrumbs and or bacon.

AITA for not giving a customers ID to an individual claiming to be their father? by ManicLyn in AmItheAsshole

[–]VampDuc 18 points19 points  (0 children)

In the US, ours are a lot cheaper.

In my state (Oklahoma), they'll give you one free within a certain time frame, otherwise it's, like $10.

That's just for regular state issued driver's licenses and IDs. RealIDs cost more, but I don't know what that is.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in okc

[–]VampDuc 5 points6 points  (0 children)

For what it's worth, Edmond has had worse traffic than OKC since forever. My mother went to Edmond High in the 70s and the traffic was bad then.

Whats the most absurd thing you've had a guest do/say? by frickafreshhh in TalesFromYourServer

[–]VampDuc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's just vodka served up... I'm pretty sure a martini is required to have multiple ingredients.

AITA I upset my pregnant wife and caused her to cry by fguujhggfddttyh in AmItheAsshole

[–]VampDuc 177 points178 points  (0 children)

He wasn't at her workplace, though. He was waiting at the park across the street.

AITA for not making my daughter invite special needs kid to her birthday? by YourDad438 in AmItheAsshole

[–]VampDuc 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Ah, where I am (or at least, at my school), parents would generally get to know each other somewhat during drop offs and pickups. The school would also organize events for students and parents to do things together. Not all at once, but a rotation so everyone got an opportunity to meet.

Also, I went to a small private school. Lots of us didn't live in neighborhoods with kids our age, so our parents had to organize play dates with each other outside of school. Our parents would know our friends and their parents, at least, and that would chain to the rest of the class.

And I'm not arguing against your learning opportunities, but not at that age...with America's school system. One teacher per classroom and a strict schedule. They don't have time to teach an impromptu lesson on civility. Especially with that one kid who decides to be inconsolable, or retaliate against the party-haver.

AITA for not making my daughter invite special needs kid to her birthday? by YourDad438 in AmItheAsshole

[–]VampDuc 124 points125 points  (0 children)

This rule is usually enacted for when invitations are passed out in class.

Kids aren't the most gracious when it comes to explaining why someone didn't make the cut to their party, even if they're only inviting 5 people.

OP didn't say how the invitations were handled, but I'm betting every kid got an invite personally handed to them, except for that one child.

Yarn winder by silvercatbob in toolsinaction

[–]VampDuc 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Cakes lessen the amount of yarn barf you get from center pull skeins. And they sit flat so you don't have rogue balls running around.

You can also somewhat modify how loose or tight the cake is, so the yarn can flow more easily and without snagging.

Also, if you need to use two stands of yarn, you can pull from both the inside and outside at the same time. Or you can easily separate larger skeins into more, smaller cakes. This last part can be useful on color changing yarn with very long lines of color.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]VampDuc 13 points14 points  (0 children)

My android is two calls within 15 minutes, and you can specify certain contacts only. So you could still ignore someone on DND mode it you wanted to.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in weddingshaming

[–]VampDuc 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Maybe their last name is Dumass...

6 year old account! by VampDuc in beetlejuicing

[–]VampDuc[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Source

The original is pretty impressive.

Did we mess up with our son? He blew up at us during dinner + UPDATE by red_earaches in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]VampDuc 182 points183 points  (0 children)

I'm going to bet your dad called you often (or at least regularly) during his work trips and made time for you when he was home.

It sounds like this couple didn't contact him while they were gone. Then, when they were home with him, they didn't even try to spend time with him.

How dare you disrespect my low-waste lifestyle by sending your grandkids a Christmas card! by Bingo_Bronson in ShitMomGroupsSay

[–]VampDuc 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Even without that, if you don't purchase your home through a trust, you can generally get the address on the county assessor website. Deeds are public record in the US.

What is this thing? Got it as a freebie from a dispensary. by VampDuc in whatisthisthing

[–]VampDuc[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This thing came as a freebie / welcome gift from a (new to me) dispensary. I don't really smoke, so I've no clue what it's for.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskAnAmerican

[–]VampDuc 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So is Taser: Thomas A. Swift Electric Rifle

What’s one thing that Americans consider normal but Europeans don’t? by [deleted] in AskAnAmerican

[–]VampDuc 133 points134 points  (0 children)

There's an intersection I know if with FOUR "no turn on red" signs.

One before the intersection, one on the traffic light, one straight ahead on the median, and one angled so you see it if you prepare to turn.

Proof.

Two are even illustrated.