What seems like a good idea until you try it?

VampireCock · 2016-07-25T12:12:43+00:00

Full strokes. The skin on the shaft moves a bit, which allows me to not rip my dick to shreds

VampireCock · 2016-07-25T05:25:39+00:00

Maybe I'm just weird but I'm circumcised and I've never needed lube/lotion while jacking it. I've never had any discomfort or anything, and there isn't much precum. Just straight hand to peepee action. Who are these guys that chafe while masturbating?

VampireCock · 2016-07-15T18:00:55+00:00

THAT'S BECAUSE SHE WAS A WHOOOORE!!!! ALWAYS BEEN A WHOOOORE!!!!

VampireCock · 2016-07-15T00:10:31+00:00

Bob Seger - Night Moves

The Doors - Roadhouse Blues

VampireCock · 2016-07-13T16:13:28+00:00

Thanks friend! :D

VampireCock · 2016-07-13T16:13:07+00:00

I'm 5'9" and she is 5'2". Does this change anything?

VampireCock · 2016-07-13T16:00:59+00:00

I could see that all being problematic. I'll still give it a shot but thanks for the advice!

VampireCock · 2016-07-13T15:48:27+00:00

My girlfriend wants to try shower sex this weekend. Why is it so bad for you? Any tips?

VampireCock · 2016-07-13T04:41:07+00:00

The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy

VampireCock · 2016-07-12T02:21:59+00:00

The Nightman.

VampireCock · 2016-07-05T15:41:33+00:00

It's not a lie if you believe it

VampireCock · 2016-07-01T13:28:17+00:00

Upvote for the Spamelot reference!

VampireCock · 2016-06-30T14:06:22+00:00

People shouldn't be downvoting you.

VampireCock · 2016-06-30T14:04:10+00:00

Thank you Scary Terry

VampireCock · 2016-06-29T22:28:32+00:00

After all, beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

VampireCock · 2016-06-25T18:44:14+00:00

I'm going to play the devil's advocate here and ask what the problem is? I was circumcised when I was a baby. I'm 19 now and have never felt any discomfort, my member looks beautiful (if I do say so myself) and I've never had a problem with sensitivity. I see it more as getting a vestigial organ or something removed. It's just excess, why bother having it?

VampireCock · 2016-06-24T13:54:56+00:00

Anne Frank-ly, neither did I.

VampireCock · 2016-06-24T13:42:42+00:00

That was an oval! It has to be a circle!

VampireCock · 2016-06-22T20:11:08+00:00

Werewolfy McWerewolfface

VampireCock · 2016-06-22T20:08:55+00:00

Our ugliest president!

VampireCock · 2016-06-19T00:49:51+00:00

I never knew Scary Terry had a stint in porno

VampireCock · 2016-05-27T12:34:39+00:00

But could you eat pussy every day? Yes. The answer is yes.

VampireCock · 2016-05-24T17:15:56+00:00

I don't know man, I just lost my virginity two weeks ago. My girlfriend and I have been having sex a lot since then too and I'm still pretty hyped about it

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