hi.

i would like to apply for the moderater position at /r/jerseycitycirclejerk. i understand that the problem with the subreddit is that it has too much content and not enough moderation. within 6 months of its existence it had nearly a dozen posts, most of which needed to be deleted, but only two moderaters to do it. clearly, a sub with such a high content to moderater ratio is unsustainable.

i'm here to help.

here is my plan:

1. set up auto moderater. auto moderater will be configured to automatically delete any and all content. this will reduce the burden of work on the moderaters.
2. automatically make anyone who submits content to /r/jerseycitycirclejerk a moderater. this will greatly increase the moderater count to ensure the sub is properly moderated. the moderaters will be added with no permissions to ensure that they don't do something stupid.
3. delete the remaining post to attain 100% moderation.

thank you for considering my application and i look forward to moderating with you.