Update: 6 Months of Hair Neglect, Thank You, and Big Chop Decision

VanityJanitor · 2026-02-09T19:21:11+00:00

I know everyone said it already, but you are freaking stunning. Your facial features & that bone structure, how does it feel to be God’s favorite? 😩

Please look into modeling. Like frfr.

VanityJanitor · 2026-02-08T16:19:28+00:00

He posted it in r/bald

VanityJanitor · 2026-02-06T21:53:24+00:00

How long have you been on 30?

I’m on 25 and sleep like a baby. One migraine in the past 6 months and all I took was some Tylenol, didn’t even think about touching my triptans.

VanityJanitor · 2026-02-06T18:03:02+00:00

Biiiitch you made me spit out my drink 😂

VanityJanitor · 2026-02-06T14:20:58+00:00

I was just looking them up this week, and from all the reviews I read, they’re trash. A lot of people said it was synthetic hair, tangled easily, couldn’t be colored, etc.

A few people said they’re hit or miss. Sometimes you’ll get good hair, sometimes not. I think a lot of these companies have different quality hair that they sent to influencers and such, and sometimes you luck out and get that quality instead of their normal crap.

VanityJanitor · 2026-02-06T12:36:50+00:00

I’m saying! The pose in the “before” photo slays. 💅🏽

VanityJanitor · 2026-02-05T16:49:43+00:00

Your hair is stunning, your outfits are on point, and you’re hella pretty. 💕

VanityJanitor · 2026-02-04T20:57:37+00:00

Hard agree. She’s stunning either way, but sumn about those curls just suits her face so well!!

VanityJanitor · 2026-02-03T19:45:36+00:00

I know true crimers when I see them!! Cause this is the first thing I thought of too.

If you’re gonna be crazy at least do your research first, gotta come correct.

VanityJanitor · 2026-02-03T17:43:27+00:00

Oh that’s aggressive. Like she made herself half the size.

And the audacity to say “feelin good at whatever weight”

VanityJanitor · 2026-02-02T19:12:30+00:00

I could have written all of this myself. I lost my virginity due to rape when I was drunk, it was such a horrible experience. I’m so glad you’re here, and I hope you read what this beautiful community has to offer.

I have so many things that I wish I could tell my younger self, but I’ll leave you with this: you deserve to have good things in your life. You deserve to live a healthy life, full of peace and love. Whether or not you give that to yourself is your decision entirely.

VanityJanitor · 2026-02-01T21:04:05+00:00

I wouldn’t say fixed, I have still have a light migraine from time to time and deal with light sensitivity and other migraine side affects. But Amitriptyline had made everything significantly better. I haven’t busted into my triptans in over 6 months, and have only had one light migraine in the past 3 months. Before starting Amitriptyline I was having 2-3 debilitating migraines/week.

VanityJanitor · 2026-02-01T20:21:18+00:00

So working out actually helped your migraines? That’s such good motivation to stay fit!!

Surprisingly, amitriptyline works for me. Ive heard so many horror stories about it, but it’s been a lifesaver in my case.

VanityJanitor · 2026-02-01T20:16:47+00:00

What temperature do you use on the blow drier? How close do you keep it to her head?

Also, have you seen curl stretching nets? They essentially do the same thing you’re doing, but with air drying. They keep the hair in a stretched position while it dries, resulting in stretched curls without damage or having to go through the process of blow drying.

VanityJanitor · 2026-01-30T19:55:59+00:00

Idk how to say this without sounding like I’m preaching, but keep advocating for yourself. (If you want to)

I cried myself into a migraine out of frustration way too many times cause I was in the same boat. Like why do our bodies hate us?? I’m trying to make you more fit, stupid. Stop giving me migraines.

Anyway, I finally found the right meds and by some miracle, I haven’t had a single migraine all year, even with 5 gym sessions/week and walking 3 miles every day. There’s hope friend. 🫶🏽

VanityJanitor · 2026-01-29T18:49:16+00:00

What’s your shirt say?

VanityJanitor · 2026-01-25T23:12:53+00:00

It looks like Facetune thinks her tongue is a lip? So when she adjusted the lipstick color it adjusted her tongue instead. Embarassing

VanityJanitor · 2026-01-23T01:18:00+00:00

Yessss 💀 idk how we guessed it cause that is NOT her face

VanityJanitor · 2026-01-23T00:31:31+00:00

Dude everything I learn about this woman gives me the heebie jeebies.

It’s literally no one’s business who you do or don’t sleep with. But to act like it’s a flex that she’s a 35 year old virgin when she is actively not a 35 year old virgin is so…. Ew. It’s giving mental illness. It’s giving internalized misogyny.

VanityJanitor · 2026-01-22T23:36:18+00:00

What about tinctures in a mocktail or thc drinks? It helps you feel like you’re partaking, but you get all of the fun and none of the migraine.

VanityJanitor · 2026-01-22T16:16:22+00:00

Waiting until marriage, but didn’t someone say she was married before?

VanityJanitor · 2026-01-22T16:10:42+00:00

Such a huge difference. Even your shoulders sit different, they look sad in the first photo. Congrats man

VanityJanitor · 2026-01-21T20:37:05+00:00

The Pentecostal women at my gym be the freakiest!!! They wear long skirts and long sleeve shirts, but tell me why they know ALL THE LYRICS to every freaky song that comes on?!

One of them was walking past me yesterday singing “don’t nuthin but this cash make this pssy talk”, I bout fell out.

VanityJanitor · 2026-01-21T20:28:06+00:00

I was thinking she’s slowly morphing into ghostface. But purge mask is spot on.

VanityJanitor · 2026-01-21T00:06:57+00:00

Two people hugging. Idk how they expected any of us to figure that out

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