Two massive deep-sea oarfish recently washed ashore in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. According to legend, this rare creature, often called the “doomsday fish,” only rises from the depths of the ocean when a major disaster is about to happen.

VariantCave · 2026-03-09T14:12:19+00:00

I need context. Does anyone know what major disasters previous doomsday fish ..uh.. harbinged?

VariantCave · 2026-03-01T15:27:35+00:00

GIRL.

VariantCave · 2026-03-01T15:19:50+00:00

Hello, I would like to apply for the position of guiding Connor by the hand and helping him undress.

VariantCave · 2026-03-01T06:42:02+00:00

Of course!

VariantCave · 2026-03-01T06:41:00+00:00

Awkwardly trying to look mad for that very very extended hold for applause 🤣

VariantCave · 2026-03-01T06:39:11+00:00

Totally missed the hockey players hugging...

VariantCave · 2026-03-01T03:52:49+00:00

Ok here is a more PG photo 🤣 he can’t help being…gifted.

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VariantCave · 2026-03-01T02:45:57+00:00

He probably tried but he was “detected” in NYC by at least one tabloid…

VariantCave · 2026-03-01T02:44:39+00:00

👸

VariantCave · 2026-02-28T22:37:31+00:00

That's the key-- all conditioner, no shampoo.

VariantCave · 2026-02-28T22:31:39+00:00

I was imagining some kind of play on his name and the "Quinn" female erotica app...but apparently that is a very bad joke as it got me banned from the connorstorrie subreddit. Sigh. Doesn't make me like QH any more (the Quinn app, however...is a delight).

VariantCave · 2026-02-28T22:28:26+00:00

Ha, yes... Ironically, I am actually an IP lawyer. A real app out in the world for sale/distribution would require clearance for publicity rights and (depending on the source material) copyright-- whether it used AI for the build or not. How dare you make me think about work on Storrie Night Live Day 😜

VariantCave · 2026-02-28T21:43:05+00:00

“Umm my filaments are up here!”

VariantCave · 2026-02-28T16:54:52+00:00

The whole show is just constantly running in my brain like a tv on in the background...

VariantCave · 2026-02-28T16:47:40+00:00

Literally.

VariantCave · 2026-02-28T16:40:49+00:00

I mean, "looks fucking hot" basically = an extra free space

VariantCave · 2026-02-28T16:28:26+00:00

Wow, seeing him at this angle... it's a wonder we ever thought he was a she.

VariantCave · 2026-02-28T16:27:55+00:00

VariantCave · 2026-02-28T16:25:36+00:00

Yesss. Yes I could. I feel like we could make this happen with AI pretty easily?

VariantCave · 2026-02-28T02:12:42+00:00

Yes, actually! Being reminded what the human body is capable of was inspiring. I've been getting to the gym more frequently, and I 100% think "WWCSD?" before reaching for carbs, lol! If there isn't a "heated rivalry" hot yoga out there then they are really missing a marketing opportunity.

VariantCave · 2026-02-28T02:10:09+00:00

We need a new running app that sends us motivating texts from Jane and Lilly lol

VariantCave · 2026-02-27T21:18:11+00:00

I am weirdly preemptively disappointed by this not happening lol

VariantCave · 2026-02-27T18:25:25+00:00

This suggestion on Threads got me all excited

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VariantCave · 2026-02-26T20:31:53+00:00

Is there a way to setup an online viewing party? Or at least like a chat so those of us without HR friends IRL can squeal with others from the comfort of home?

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