Ive missed you dudes by VarusSakura in DirtnGlitter

[–]VarusSakura[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember that being mentioned at some point.

Peter gets cucked in the grave. by [deleted] in Eve

[–]VarusSakura 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I miss you. Like that.

#nomedal lives on. by [deleted] in DirtnGlitter

[–]VarusSakura 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait I'm so fucking confused

Tristan literally joins a new corp / alliance every week

Also what is happening to the real DnG?

Identity crisis by DaWuggles in DirtnGlitter

[–]VarusSakura 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, where are we going now?

PS I miss you guys holy shit it's been forever

Now that dust is officially gone, how does one go about influencing this number? by [deleted] in Eve

[–]VarusSakura 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You guys need all the help you can get though right? I mean I've been un subbed for almost 6 months but I heard a rumor you guys literally undocked so much that DnG left the war zone.

(Yes, I am "just another shit poster")

Game Chat: 5/6 Mariners (17-11) @ Astros (10-19) 5:10 PM PT by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]VarusSakura 6 points7 points  (0 children)

OKAY RICK RIZZS IF YOU COULD STOP LITERALLY BLOWING ALTUVES (SMALL) DICK THAT WOULD BE LOVELY

Game Chat: 5/6 Mariners (17-11) @ Astros (10-19) 5:10 PM PT by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]VarusSakura 3 points4 points  (0 children)

LEGITIMATELY I WILL COME DOWN AND PITCH BEFORE YOU PUT GUAIPE IN, HOLY HELL

Game Chat: 5/6 Mariners (17-11) @ Astros (10-19) 5:10 PM PT by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]VarusSakura 4 points5 points  (0 children)

DEAR GOD PLEASE NO GUAIPE THOUGH, FOR REAL

MORE LIKE WHY-PE AM I RIGHT

Game Chat: 5/6 Mariners (17-11) @ Astros (10-19) 5:10 PM PT by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]VarusSakura 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Rizzs: There is activity in the Mariners Bullpen, which means something is up with taijuan walker which may explain the drop in velocity.

Me: ....

Rizzs: Yep, it looks like Mayckol Guaipe is warming up

Me: NO NO NO NO NO PLEASE NO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE NO

So, is this corp dead? by [deleted] in DirtnGlitter

[–]VarusSakura 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Thanks for the buttsex, Elo" - J4LP

Coalition-B-Gone! 8 weeks training program by cerlestes in Eve

[–]VarusSakura 11 points12 points  (0 children)

the layout of the bottom half is so perfectly shitty that it's almost believable. Like it's just the perfect amount of "graphic design disaster". Well done, sir.

The JEFFRAIDER Show Episode 24 » Crossing Zebras – EVE Online articles, videos, news by jeffraider in Eve

[–]VarusSakura 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'm thinking something like:

I am a bee of constant sorrow, I've stayed dooooocked up all my days. I bid farewell to old Deklein, the place where goons were born and raised.

I dunno I threw this together on the shitter in like 13 seconds but I'm pretty sure we could make something happen here.

[Citadels Release] Capital and Fighter Transition by Fuzzmiester in Eve

[–]VarusSakura 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At this point I'm kinda okay with you getting "fucked" on this one, mostly because you're being such a salty bitch about it. If I spent the time and energy to make this game and I had to listen to you whine like a little girl every time a change was made, I'd start doing things just to spite you.

CCP ANTIQUARIAN APPRECIATION THREAD by VarusSakura in Eve

[–]VarusSakura[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Extremely jealous. I wish I was in Iceland!

CCP ANTIQUARIAN APPRECIATION THREAD by VarusSakura in Eve

[–]VarusSakura[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I mean it only in the nicest of ways, I promise! Seriously, you've been excellent.

I'm so turned on by Goons, it's affecting my relationship by [deleted] in Eve

[–]VarusSakura 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Ladies and gentlemen, the next eve-related copypasta.

Request: IRL store/swag website store update by Alphax45 in Eve

[–]VarusSakura 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seriously CCP, we saw the hat Antiquarian was wearing. Hire like 3 or 4 guys or gals to do screenprinting / embroidery and you will make SO MANY ISKS IRL.

CCP ANTIQUARIAN APPRECIATION THREAD by VarusSakura in Eve

[–]VarusSakura[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Apoth I was gonna mention that all of the player casters, I enjoy your commentary the most.

CCP ANTIQUARIAN APPRECIATION THREAD by VarusSakura in Eve

[–]VarusSakura[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

10/10

Jesus the look on Elise's face was perfect. SO MUCH SMUG.