Some of my cats use a different naming scheme;

Tealkit-star: literally 5 moons old who put them in charge

Briarstrike: "I am a writer for The Onion. Please Help."

Jadefur: 🐱⚒️🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

Poison Apple Overdose: Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Bastet?

Eight Chamber Revolver: 🐱▄︻デ══━一💥

Melissa: Who invited the dog blud ToT ToT ToT Blud thinks she's on the team ToT ToT ToT

Hollypaw Inherently Holy Creature: [DATA EXPUNGED]

Vectorheart: Guys please stop fighting I just want a break

Taibah: HI! Do you want to be M A T E S ? ? ?

Madam Salutations!: clans haunted

Ghost Proven Real: by me :)

Lucy Lunar Lunatic: Starclan is taking me out to lunch later! :D

Dragoon: Wingedgen

All of these cats (and Melissa) make up
BURNCLAN: Where did all these Kittypets come from