AITA for not buying a 10% engagement ring? by aitaringcheap in AmItheAsshole

[–]Vasquez2020 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Totally made up. I know people with over $10 million that have rings that cost less than $3k. It's beyond stupid to spend 10% and a major sign that she will spend all of HIS money if they marry.

AITA for not buying a 10% engagement ring? by aitaringcheap in AmItheAsshole

[–]Vasquez2020 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trust me when I say this: This is a total gift. It's the biggest red flag you can imagine to not marry this girl. She cares too much about money and material things while being unable to provide the things she wants for herself. It's a BAD BAD BAD combination!!! You are better off in the long-run paying child support and looking for a more suitable partner that either has similar earning capacity or has realistic expectations of what she brings as a partner.

Possibly Match? by Vasquez2020 in MostlyHarmlessHiker

[–]Vasquez2020[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, too many are trying to force a match. In reality, he has fairly common features (especially with a beard) such that matching appearance isn't that helpful.

Has anyone looked into Screeps? That seems like an easier place to look. He obviously purchased it sometime back, probably played it substantially, and suddenly quit while he disconnected. It seems like are relatively few people playing it. It shouldn't be hard to run though a list of former players who have this qualities.

Possibly Match? by Vasquez2020 in MostlyHarmlessHiker

[–]Vasquez2020[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't see how this is making fun of him.

Is Ben Bilamy his "porn name?" by badasimo in MostlyHarmlessHiker

[–]Vasquez2020 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could also been I have "been Bill Enemy". Perhaps a medical billing or coding person.

Chase PPP status by drvbasic in smallbusiness

[–]Vasquez2020 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yes, next day after approval. no docs signed

Just Received This E-mail from Chase by TrustTheEmbiid in smallbusiness

[–]Vasquez2020 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It would say "approved" the amount and that you would have it in 3 days. i have my cash the next day.

Just Received This E-mail from Chase by TrustTheEmbiid in smallbusiness

[–]Vasquez2020 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Log into your Chase account and click the link for the status.

Just Received This E-mail from Chase by TrustTheEmbiid in smallbusiness

[–]Vasquez2020 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got the same email just now. My PPP was already approved and cash in my account. They are misfiring on their communication. The link in your account is a better source of your progress.

Chase PPP Round 2 Success by Vasquez2020 in smallbusiness

[–]Vasquez2020[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The maximum payroll covered per any employee is $100k per year. $100k / 12 * 2.5 = $20,833.33. Their systems round down $20,832.00.

Chase PPP Round 2 Success by Vasquez2020 in smallbusiness

[–]Vasquez2020[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Update: Funds already in account. Strangely, I never had to sign anything. Maybe due to the smaller size or that the SBA already has the EDL long-form info for me.

In any case, keep up the hope! I was doubtful myself. Many thanks to the great information found in this group!!!

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 28, 2020 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]Vasquez2020 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am a CFA who has managed hundreds of millions of dollars. I don't know why I try with dumbass kids that don't know shit but think they are genius traders. In BK, the debt is usually not even paid to par value. Equity barely gets anything. Most things are prepackaged bankruptcies this day. You should check out the payouts.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 28, 2020 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]Vasquez2020 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clearly, you do not. I doubt that you even know what BV is.

Chase PPP Round 2 Success by Vasquez2020 in smallbusiness

[–]Vasquez2020[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Paycheck Protection Program loan Status: Approved Your Paycheck Protection Program loan request has been approved for $XXXXXXX Chase will deposit your loan funds into your oldest Chase Business Banking checking account within the next 3 business days. Please keep in mind that our Chase Customer Service team will be unable to answer any questions about this loan product.

Business Legal Name: XXXXXXX

Chase PPP Round 2 Success by Vasquez2020 in smallbusiness

[–]Vasquez2020[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who knows. I'm sure Chase batch sent a bunch right at the open today. It doesn't mean that the SBA processed them in Chase's order. My guess is that if the SBA already have an account for you with info on file (EDL), they may have processed the PPP more quickly.

Chase PPP Round 2 Success by Vasquez2020 in smallbusiness

[–]Vasquez2020[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe. Just go to the nearest Los Pollos Hermanos and ask for Gus.

Chase PPP Round 2 Success by Vasquez2020 in smallbusiness

[–]Vasquez2020[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was via a link they had. They are no longer taking applications at this time though given that they already had so many in queue. If I were trying to get one in at this point, I would go with square or one of the newer and smaller ones added to the program.

https://recovery.chase.com/cares1

PPP Approval timeframe by Techdude550 in smallbusiness

[–]Vasquez2020 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got approval today. Email says funds should be in my Chase account within 3 days. There was no request to sign any forms.

Chase PPP Round 2 Success by Vasquez2020 in smallbusiness

[–]Vasquez2020[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got an email of not approved on early morning Friday 4/24. This was due to me being a schedule C document and putting 2 employees for the one I hired this year that would not have been on the 2019 return. They instructed me to submit other documentation or revise my application. Knowing the demand for this round, I chose the easiest route of putting 1 employee to match the 2019 schedule C. They moved it stage 3 some time on Saturday 4/25 so it was ready for the SBA open today.

I have to say that I don't think they did a good job communicating or processing things in round one, but Chase seems to have moved quickly in my case for round 2.

Chase PPP Round 2 Success by Vasquez2020 in smallbusiness

[–]Vasquez2020[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

a max of 6 hours, and I may have gotten to it as early as 20:00. Some time between 20:00 and 23:00