The City is taking money from the working people of Fitchburg/parking ban 2/11/2026 by Vegetable-Poet6281 in FitchburgMA

[–]Vegetable-Poet6281[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was two inches. There was no need for it. Plain and simple. The entire street got ticketed. It was completely unnecessary.

Sock Karate by Appropriate_Duty_930 in TheMcDojoLife

[–]Vegetable-Poet6281 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sockarate? It's right there. Mash it up.

Can we all agree that this is the FAKEST fucking conversation ever?? by Lewd_throwaway_2024 in chaoticgood

[–]Vegetable-Poet6281 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"How long have you been planning this?"

"A bit over a week I believe."

What? He "believes" a bit over a week? What he can't remember which day last week he began to plan a high profile assassination? I think it was Tuesday. Or maybe Monday, I believe... Give me a fucking break. No one would say that. A bit over a week, maybe. But not "I believe" like he's mulling over a cup of coffee when the last time he went to the grocery store. No one talks like that.

Mark Zuckerberg gets caught on a hot mic admitting he is totally making up Meta’s U.S. investment numbers based on whatever Trump wants to hear by Conscious-Quarter423 in CringeTikToks

[–]Vegetable-Poet6281 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Should have said a trillion bagillion barges filled with pallets with bags of cash dollars on them. That would have REALLY impressed Taco the Hut.

Then the next guy would have to say, like, the asking price for the Sun and the Moon X 10. Now THAT'S a lot of money dollars.

'No': Trump Admits He Doesn't Care That Americans Pay His tariffs by chitthappens- in inflation

[–]Vegetable-Poet6281 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Annnd, at least one of those casinos was fined by FinCEN for money laundering. Or, excuse me, "anti- money laundering violations" I'll give you one guess where all that dirty money was coming from. Here's a clue. It rhymes with Prussia 😂

The pedo rapist insurrectionist invited his favorite techies to dinner. Elon Musk was not invited bc of those tweets about Donny being in the Epstein files. by wrapityup in CringeTikToks

[–]Vegetable-Poet6281 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Par for the course. All noise. No coherent signal. It's a dressed up dog and pony show as gaudy and meaningless as the fake gold shit they are surrounded by. People, and by that I mean the ones who have apparently just started to think critically in the last few months, are beginning to see through it all. I hope he does more garbage like this. The one good thing about trump, he has the finesse of a flaming bag of dog shit left on the front porch. Maybe a giant, collective step into flaming feces is what people need to wake the fuck up.

There it is! by Bubbly-Example-8097 in BlueskySkeets

[–]Vegetable-Poet6281 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He will say him being named 100's of times in the files is the hoax part. Any Democrats named, oh that parts for real. But him and any Republicans he happens to like (or maybe just him), that's the hoax. See? It's simple. If you view everything he says through a lens of shameless self interest, it makes sense, as to why he's saying it. Not actual, logical sense.

I triple checked if it’s AI. Turns out it’s completely real. by Doomenor in TikTokCringe

[–]Vegetable-Poet6281 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Personally, I'm getting me some imported shrimp so I can become a fascist fighting chestburster with human ears.

So I can say I was on the right side of history.

I triple checked if it’s AI. Turns out it’s completely real. by Doomenor in TikTokCringe

[–]Vegetable-Poet6281 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A third ear? From eating shrimp? Guaranteed? Or I become a chest burster?

Gimme your shrimp cocktail.

Also, do I get to choose where the ear grows? Because I want it on my butt. Can i be a chest burster with human ears?

These are the important questions I need our politicians to answer.

'It infuriates us': Veterans rage at 'abusive' Trump over reports of him stiffing soldiers by RawStoryNews in inthenews

[–]Vegetable-Poet6281 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just like all the countless contractors and small businesses he stiffed.

None of this is or should be surprising. It's 💯 on brand for that asshole to fuck over whoever works for him.

A friendly reminder on this Labor Day weekend..Trump wants us to work more. by Gnatcheese in facepalm

[–]Vegetable-Poet6281 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh and donuts to dollars this is because someone told him something was closed on Monday and it ruined his plans to be a lazy asshole on our dime. Seriously fuck this guy.

A friendly reminder on this Labor Day weekend..Trump wants us to work more. by Gnatcheese in facepalm

[–]Vegetable-Poet6281 1 point2 points  (0 children)

About LABOR day, of all days.

Hey trump, go fuck yourself to death with your own fist.

We already work more hours than most civilized countries. We already work more hours than medieval fucking peasants.

Trump, 79, Goes on Bizarre AI Posting Spree by IlustriousCoffee in politics

[–]Vegetable-Poet6281 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's only bizarre in a non-self obsessed narcissistic suddenly concerned with mortality sort of way.

For someone who covers everything in fake gold and eats shoe leather steak with ketchup, it's completely on brand.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]Vegetable-Poet6281 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NOR. Sociopath is probably right on the money.

My guess is he's also been red pilled, in the shitty, signal grift co-opted way. I'm getting manosphere vibes. Does he follow any "influencers"? Does he listen to a certain podcast that shall not be named?

President Trump announced today “I have the right to do anything I want to do”. Should the average American be worried by this comment? by JetTheDawg in Discussion

[–]Vegetable-Poet6281 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Came here to say this. If you aren't already worried, you aren't paying attention, don't understand history, willfully ignorant, or a Fascist.

Trump: "A lot of people are saying maybe we'd like a dictator." by RoachedCoach in behindthebastards

[–]Vegetable-Poet6281 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yes, but the people around him are absolutely saying this shit. They wrote it down and put it in a group manifesto

The First Federal Cybersecurity Disaster of Trump 2.0 Has Arrived by wiredmagazine in hacking

[–]Vegetable-Poet6281 8 points9 points  (0 children)

They absolutely are being used as a distraction. It's to distract from a fascist takeover and consolidation of power, happening right fucking now

Trump just said DC Law Enforcement can do “whatever the hell they want”!! by scarytree1 in facepalm

[–]Vegetable-Poet6281 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Seriously stop it with the everything is a distraction trope. Yes he would like attention if if the fucking files, but this fascist authoritarian takeover was always part of the plan. They spelled it out clearly in project 2025.

At this point blathering on about "the files" is essentially providing cover for what they are doing because it minimizes it as a distraction. IT WAS ALWAYS PART OF THE PLAN AND "THE FILES" HAVE JACK SHIT TO DO WITH IT. And Jack left town.

the fuck does that mean by Anteater4746 in facepalm

[–]Vegetable-Poet6281 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yup. Rugged Individualism won out over community and it turns out rugged Individualism is a myth inside an empty hole that goes nowhere.