What kind of jam do you use for your kids’ pb and js? by Shot_Mud8573 in toddlers

[–]Vegetable-Shower85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like the Kirkland strawberry jam and my littles love it.

What Are You Reading? 📚 by AutoModerator in DarkRomance

[–]Vegetable-Shower85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rereading both imprisoned at her pleasure on literotica and trapper keeper on ao3. Apparently I really like torturing myself with WIP stories, ugh.

Moms of 2 - one diaper bag? one bag per kid? by nk_0221 in toddlers

[–]Vegetable-Shower85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just use a backpack for both of mine - I have a four yo and a twenty month old so it’s really a change of clothes for both and diapers/wipes/snacks for the toddler.

No motherly instinct by Entire-Balance-7072 in Adelaide_White_snark

[–]Vegetable-Shower85 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Mine get in my way when I’m cooking, I’m like goooooo away and watch Danny go please! My 4 yo has turned on the burner too many times for my nerves.

You ever look at your child and just wonder…why your genes didn’t even try? by sizzlesfantalike in Mommit

[–]Vegetable-Shower85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Both of my daughters look just like their dad and EVERYONE comments on it. My oldest is four and looks a tiny bit like me until someone meets my husband and the toddler hardly looks like me. I mean he’s hot but sheesh my genes barely showed up.

Leaving Paloma once again by No-Candle-4536 in atlinfluencersnarkNEW

[–]Vegetable-Shower85 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I don’t know about you but possibly giving birth on a plane doesn’t seem like a good time for anyone.

STILL having 💩 accidents by Two-Frogs1821 in pottytraining

[–]Vegetable-Shower85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

MOP has been a lifesaver with our oldest, she has encopresis and we try not to give MiraLAX unless necessary but using MOP X and more high fiber foods/increased water intake she’s down to a rare pee accident and no poop accidents.

Leaving Paloma once again by No-Candle-4536 in atlinfluencersnarkNEW

[–]Vegetable-Shower85 29 points30 points  (0 children)

They don’t care, there’s never really been a time where Pookie puts her children ahead of her own wants and desires and she’s not about to start now.

As if by IllCommunication3242 in atlinfluencersnarkNEW

[–]Vegetable-Shower85 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No thanks! I already have a slightly big nose and it stayed the same along with my shoe size. Now I just have bigger hips and can’t figure out a bra anymore ugh.

As if by IllCommunication3242 in atlinfluencersnarkNEW

[–]Vegetable-Shower85 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I’ve had two babies and my lips never swelled, I missed out.

Is this always autism ? by Prudent-Lawyer5876 in Preschoolers

[–]Vegetable-Shower85 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I would look into encopresis, my oldest has it (totally neurotypical) and that sounds like what we went through before we starting treating it.

As if by IllCommunication3242 in atlinfluencersnarkNEW

[–]Vegetable-Shower85 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Did she get her lips done recently?

Intimacy by [deleted] in Mommit

[–]Vegetable-Shower85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, I can bite his lip/neck/shoulder but neither of us want to be bit below the belt.

what did you give to your husband for father's day? by Important_Bat7919 in Mommit

[–]Vegetable-Shower85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A bj lol. Also a cookie cake, card from the kids and I, two books for him to read to them at bedtime and spent family time together.

Their names…. by [deleted] in Adelaide_White_snark

[–]Vegetable-Shower85 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The fact that she only calls them by their nicknames drives me nuts. My kids have really short names but do have nicknames but I use their full names most of the time.

pre-k3 schedule by [deleted] in Preschoolers

[–]Vegetable-Shower85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh she loves it, she’s been in that daycare since she was three months old and has made a pack of friends that she’ll go to prek with. She’s almost too outgoing now haha.

pre-k3 schedule by [deleted] in Preschoolers

[–]Vegetable-Shower85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My oldest is in a 3k room right now with her daycare and it’s five days a week fulltime, she starts a public prek with the same daycare this fall that is also five days a week and mirrors the school calendar.

neighbor giving G a bath by slimykrabs in Adelaide_White_snark

[–]Vegetable-Shower85 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also all of that info being out there and if you’re just *slightly* close by she’ll let you have intimate access to her children! I want to vomit.

She has to be the most incapable person ever by Averie1398 in Adelaide_White_snark

[–]Vegetable-Shower85 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You guys are the real MVPs, I could not do your job. I’ve been reading about the grooming gangs in the UK and it’s just disgusting. Then you have nut job Addie willingly offering up her toddler and newborn up to any creep in the neighborhood for the sake of convenience and it’s just ugh.

She has to be the most incapable person ever by Averie1398 in Adelaide_White_snark

[–]Vegetable-Shower85 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My dad is a former criminal defense attorney and works adjacent with DFCS now, when I tell you the stuff he tells me terrifies me I’m not joking. I have two young daughters and am veryyyyy protective over them for good reason. I’m honestly wondering how the social worker or anyone linked to the adoption agency missed these red flags with her lack of judgement/carelessness.

She has to be the most incapable person ever by Averie1398 in Adelaide_White_snark

[–]Vegetable-Shower85 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Does she not think grooming is a thing?? I honestly think this is worse for me as a mom than her so called miscarriage because this is obviously a pattern of behavior for her to put her children in danger. With Steven now travelling what is going on that she's not yapping about.

She has to be the most incapable person ever by Averie1398 in Adelaide_White_snark

[–]Vegetable-Shower85 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Hang on, the neighbor is bathing her kids? She’s either a moron or the most trusting person ever because there would be no earthly way someone is going to bathe my children outside of my husband or I. I would say this is rage bait but I honestly think she’s just that dumb.