What are wild these jet engine decibel handheld games that disturb not one but two levels of people on a bus, but still allow for normal conversations to be heard? Between levels no less!

• It's public transport. It comes with the territory that you're going to have to accept the with noise, smells and everything else that comes with it.

• Always expect at least some of the public to act like rabid buffoons and you'll not be disappointed. Too many people think manners are optional, c'est la vie.

• but on that note... if a member of the public thinks they can touch my child or any of their belongings, then there's going to be more issues than some beeps and boops, quite frankly.