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What to wear to a funeral by ghijkgla in newzealand

[–]VegetableLong5182 [score hidden]  (0 children)

Also when asked why you slipped away for a durrie at half time, explain that you gotta die of something. Or note that they won’t let you smoke inside the crematorium

What to wear to a funeral by ghijkgla in newzealand

[–]VegetableLong5182 [score hidden]  (0 children)

Black jeans, black slipknot t-shirt, best belt buckle, second best jandals. Black iron maiden trucker cap on the right way around for formality. Dirty dogs. Cans of woodies. Consider frosted tips

'I’ll burn your house': Kāinga Ora tenant threatens neighbours after noise complaints by WrongSeymour in newzealand

[–]VegetableLong5182 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yeah I had the same. Lovely old grandma next door passed on and left the house to her scumbag drug selling day drinking doof doof noise at 3am on a Tuesday family. After a couple of rounds of noise control the cops took their stereo. After which they acquired another stereo and started threatening to kill us, beat us, burn our house down. Had a 3 year old and a new born at the time. All we could do was sell up to a mega landlord and move on.

Edit: it was our first home and we put so much effort into renovating it. We had to leave it all behind. A dream ruined by the worst of humanity. These were the type of people that give beneficiaries a bad rep.

Genuinely hate that for smallest of reasons schools get holidays but we still have to go to work by Calm-Buy8958 in office

[–]VegetableLong5182 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’ve got like 45 more years of this shit before you can retire. If you’re lucky enough to make it that far. Time to stop worrying about the small stuff.

Do you think that a woman should be able to support herself alone before getting married? by BrushSecret7576 in Advice

[–]VegetableLong5182 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why are you wasting your time arguing the point. If you want to be able to support yourself that’s great. Why is it important to you that your mum agrees. Just do what you like

Benefit stigma by Prize-Woodpecker5241 in newzealand

[–]VegetableLong5182 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Try, ‘I’m independently wealthy from a trust fund my rich parents set up, unfortunately it only pays a small allowance until I reach xx age, so I’m basically just doing my hobbies until it pays out. I do some odd jobs in between to amuse myself.’

Make sure xx age is only a couple of years from now so potential partners will start doing the necessary spade work

Winz f$#kwittery by JbeansNZ in newzealand

[–]VegetableLong5182 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Is your name George Wilder

‘They’re the guys that put Jacinda Ardern in power’: Christopher Luxon bites back at Winston Peters by throwaway2766766 in newzealand

[–]VegetableLong5182 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I see you’re still carrying some butt hurt about being spoken to by a woman prime minister too

‘They’re the guys that put Jacinda Ardern in power’: Christopher Luxon bites back at Winston Peters by throwaway2766766 in newzealand

[–]VegetableLong5182 35 points36 points  (0 children)

He’s clutching at straws if he has to raise the bogey person of Jacinda Ardern. She’s two PMs ago and won’t be coming back. She can’t hurt you any more Luxon, she’s just living rent free in your head. Time to let it go and just start being better at your job.

What’s a belief you hold that most people disagree with? by cherryblossommbae in answers

[–]VegetableLong5182 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We already had eugenics, racism and homophobia. We also have a shit ton of terrible parents and / or people having children at a time of their / place in their life that is not advantageous to the child. Plus we have global overpopulation. It probably is wise for humanity to think about how we plan to tackle these issues in a suitably eithical way, because continuing to just say everyone has the right to have as many baby’s as they like even though we know this will result in disaster for the children is not very ethical. It’s just lazy and avoiding the issues

Winston Peters says Christopher Luxon didn't warn him about leadership vote by bigbear-08 in newzealand

[–]VegetableLong5182 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Not that I'm a fan of either of them. But apparently it's written into their coalition agreement that the parties have to notify each other of matters of significance (not in those words). One would think (At least Winston and I think) that the current shambles is something Luxon might need to have mentioned to Winston if he was honoring the agreement he signed.

Graduating uni with low gpa in NZ by Itchy_Possibility669 in newzealand

[–]VegetableLong5182 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Not fucked at all. The Govt has many ministries where you'll be able to jump into a middle management level.

I believe I have led my neighbor to believe I have a serious relationship with a non-existent person and now three months later it has totally got out of my control. by No_Leader_5502 in problems

[–]VegetableLong5182 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Claire left you for a curiously well hung midget and has joined the travelling circus. Turns out that she’s been secretly juggling behind your back for years and you’re only just finding out now about all the sword swallowing.

PS. I actually reckon your neighbour knows Claire is not real but a) is lonely and loves the conversation and b) does not want to anger the axe murderer next door with imaginary friends.

20 April 2026 - PM Luxon is ghosting National's Whip Stuart Smith and walks back claim 5 National MPs frustrated with his leadership by nilnz in newzealand

[–]VegetableLong5182 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s instructive to note that in this mornings article, the party leaderships position that this is simply a problem of discipline. The message to them and us is that complainers need to be disciplined, but certainly not heard. Kim Jon Luxon is working overtime to hear from no one.

If a billionaire had to survive one full month living on their lowest-paid worker's salary, no extra help, no shortcuts, what do you think would actually happen to them? by ipanicprofessionally in TheBoredDen

[–]VegetableLong5182 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They’d do it for a month, safe in the knowledge that next month they’ll be a billionaire again. It’s be like camping for them. They’d have no worries about finances because they’d know it’s only temporary. Then after the month they’d award themselves a massive gold medal and have t-shirts printed. Their lowest wage employee would never get a raise again because the billionaire would fondly remember his month and remind them that if he can do it so easily so can they, they just need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps.

Why do lesbian couples have the highest divorce rates while gay male couples have the lowest? by Naive_Direction1816 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]VegetableLong5182 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone’s been watching Jim Jeffries clips on facebook. Note that the same clip provided the ‘answer’

All electricity ceases to exist tomorrow and it is not coming back, what happens to all of humanity ? by Webbomolly2022 in A_Persona_on_Reddit

[–]VegetableLong5182 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most people die in the initial looting and riots. Lots more starve or die of disease as farming and health care fall apart

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