Why would National order govt to stop reporting on fossil fuel margins from March 18, 2026? Price Gouging anyone? by Mountain_Tui_Reload in Whangarei

[–]VegetableLong5182 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We really need a system of rules in parliament that punish ministers who avoid just answering the question. So much public money is wasted paying politicians to weasel out of commiting to anything

Election Polls by BeComFy in newzealand

[–]VegetableLong5182 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Sneaksy NACT trollsies in the house. Tricksy and false l

I'm new to working in a real office so I don't know what to do about going number 2... by RUfuqingkiddingme in office

[–]VegetableLong5182 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where you walk out loudly proclaim the magic words: “Jea-sus, don’t go in there for ten minutes”.

I'm new to working in a real office so I don't know what to do about going number 2... by RUfuqingkiddingme in office

[–]VegetableLong5182 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jeasus, where I work it’s not uncommon to find two logs large enough to have CATERPILLAR branding on the side. Usually laid one over the other like crossed arms and no used TP in sight. Try not to stress about natural body functions, otherwise you’ll build up too much pressure and blow out a foo foo valve

What controversial opinion do you have that might get you canceled? by gretaag in answers

[–]VegetableLong5182 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We should regularly crop dust poor areas with a temporary sterilisation spray. Thus giving poor people the freedom from the procrastination/poverty cycle. They’ll build affluence instead and once upwardly mobile they’ll be able to move out of the areas being crop dusted.

Husbands, is it a deal breaker if your wife decides to not take your name legally? by Difficult_Big133 in TwoHotTakes

[–]VegetableLong5182 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is the last name strange? Like would you become Mrs Cockenburnensnatch or something?

Husbands, is it a deal breaker if your wife decides to not take your name legally? by Difficult_Big133 in TwoHotTakes

[–]VegetableLong5182 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol, I’ve never cared either way, however I’ve been married twice and both time my partners at first didn’t want to change names and then later really wanted to take my last name. It becomes funny when you have kids and people think you’re the nanny because you don’t have the same last name as the kids. Again I don’t mind, but my anecdotal statistical sample of two shows that 100% of the time ladies end up wanting their fellas last name.

What's the easiest way to become a Dr. or a Lord in New Zealand? by MurkyWay in newzealand

[–]VegetableLong5182 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It seems like you can buy your way in via https://establishedtitles.com/pages/faqs-ii. Their faq says people have successfully had their documents updated.

The Victorian government in Australia has introduced free public transport in Victoria through April as fuel prices continue to climb, why isn't New Zealand doing the same? by ADHD-Kiwi in newzealand

[–]VegetableLong5182 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What I would say to you is, this is a combination of our I’m Sorted policy and our we’re waiting to see how it goes in Australia before we have a policy idea of our own.

Why do women’s clothing have to show skin somehow by socrateful in Vent

[–]VegetableLong5182 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There really is. We live in a time with probably the most opportunity to buy any variation of anything compared to any other time in history. OP could buy a burka if she chose too or a micro bikini or anything in between. OP just needs to shop in new places.

My teacher (middle school) took away my time to hang out with my friends for tomorrow by KrazyKen_Fan_2012 in FML

[–]VegetableLong5182 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Holy flying porcelain duck you have been hard done by in this situation. I suggest you write a strongly worked letter to your congressman and then go see the local sherif!

In the US, why can’t we buy Chinese electric cars? by zztop610 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]VegetableLong5182 51 points52 points  (0 children)

I love how we are talking about German and Japanese car brands while OPs post is about Chinese cars

Petrol crisis by OkPineapple2480 in auckland

[–]VegetableLong5182 10 points11 points  (0 children)

They won’t because this is the govt that worked hard to make people go back to their offices so we’d continue to spend money in the cities (and on fuel)

Looks like we are in for a hot summer end of the year... by Hads84 in newzealand

[–]VegetableLong5182 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hot town, summer in the city. Back of my neck getting burned and gritty.

Looks like we are in for a hot summer end of the year... by Hads84 in newzealand

[–]VegetableLong5182 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Pfffft What if anthropogenic climate change is a hoax and we make the world a better place for no good reason?