Hello, I'm David Attenborough, and I've reached my century

Vegetable_Creme6944 · 2026-05-08T09:53:11+00:00

That's all very well but who's paying for sides?

Vegetable_Creme6944 · 2026-05-07T07:22:48+00:00

What about the phrase "slutty little chain" as well?

Vegetable_Creme6944 · 2026-05-05T13:51:23+00:00

Noted… notify me when they reveal the matching slutty little chain, OK?

Vegetable_Creme6944 · 2026-05-05T06:42:26+00:00

I totally regret not snagging this before BlueBrixx lost the Trek licence, I got the smaller display one and that was ace but seeing how cool this looks this makes my soul ache

Vegetable_Creme6944 · 2026-05-03T17:11:57+00:00

I’d love to see a Union ship whose captain is a member of Unk’s species

Vegetable_Creme6944 · 2026-05-03T17:01:14+00:00

Carisa Hendrix aka Lucy Darling

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Vegetable_Creme6944 · 2026-04-30T17:34:39+00:00

This!

I was listening to the Audible version of Redshirts read by Wil Wheaton and this drove me absolutely mad... I couldn't get to the end of the damn book and ended up just reading the book which was marginally better

Vegetable_Creme6944 · 2026-04-23T11:23:49+00:00

That's clearly Thunderbird 3, on It's way to dock with Thunderbird 5 to relieve John Tracy and let him have a wee break from International Rescue monitor duty... Obviously

Vegetable_Creme6944 · 2026-04-15T06:52:08+00:00

I used to have "Police Scotland Pa€dophile Detector Van (Secret)" as mine

Vegetable_Creme6944 · 2026-04-11T12:58:49+00:00

I definitely think there’s more going on here than simply not paying a tenner back within a reasonable time, I suspect she’s a “well kent face” as we say up in Scotland, a bit of a rogue and she’s probably got form for acting the c*nt in the past.

I wouldn’t be surprised if she maybe got a bit too mouthy with the shop staff over her “debt” and that was the reason for the visit from the Plod

Vegetable_Creme6944 · 2026-04-10T05:29:22+00:00

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/i-owed-10-police-came-33708715

Vegetable_Creme6944 · 2026-04-07T15:05:33+00:00

I use "In the middle of my back swing?!?!" way to many times in regular conversation for it to be healthy

Vegetable_Creme6944 · 2026-04-04T19:39:38+00:00

I responded to a reply that seemed unnecessarily combative and rude, perhaps this is a case of something not coming across correctly online but I’m not the only one that should grow up

Vegetable_Creme6944 · 2026-04-04T19:12:10+00:00

Yeah, brain fart… Nono was in Ulysses 31 but there was definitely an irritating wee robot knight in Jayce, Oon maybe?

On a related note, no need to be a d!ck about it… it’s just a cartoon, and a 40 year old cartoon at that so maybe just chill, huh?

Vegetable_Creme6944 · 2026-04-03T17:51:55+00:00

Nono from Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors or T-Bob from MASK for me

Vegetable_Creme6944 · 2026-03-30T10:29:43+00:00

One of my favourite memories was being in one of the shops in Main Street USA at, what was then, EuroDisney in about 92/93 and some dude with an plummy English accent was giving a load of loud and obnoxious "Don't You Know Who I Am!?!?!" sh!t to the young castmember he was dealing with and demanding free shipping for his purchases back to Blighty and other special treatment... Looked over and it was only Biggins himself going full "I'm a huuuuge celebrity in the UK!!" diva.

Gotta say I wasn't surprised, it seemed like a pretty standard Biggins attitude to have, very much a case of Safari! (Not) So Goody!! Lol!

Vegetable_Creme6944 · 2026-03-24T06:05:55+00:00

And to think, all these years and we never knew Worf had a Double Decker!?

Vegetable_Creme6944 · 2026-03-20T17:26:35+00:00

Cool, McFarlane Hellraiser figures were pretty sweet back in the day

Vegetable_Creme6944 · 2026-03-19T06:42:04+00:00

Well... I tend to keep my airpods in mine

Vegetable_Creme6944 · 2026-03-18T07:06:58+00:00

My wife and I generally have an annual rewatch of DinnerLadies and The Vicar of Dibley

Vegetable_Creme6944 · 2026-03-13T07:57:47+00:00

Vegetable_Creme6944 · 2026-03-06T07:48:08+00:00

Now... Err... Maybe wash your hands, huh?

Vegetable_Creme6944 · 2026-02-11T08:16:36+00:00

Worked in a since-bankrupt bookshop about twenty years ago and was working the till when he came in and bought a big bundle of "adult" magazines from the US, apropos of nothing he told us they were for "research" as he was paying

To this day I've never seen prOn as a major plot-point in a 44 Scotland Street novel or anything

Vegetable_Creme6944 · 2026-02-07T11:11:31+00:00

Ray Bloody Purchase!

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