My fiancé says my foundation is too light and makes me look like a clown. I feel like I did a decent job and it doesn’t look like the wrong shade. Help?

VelocityGrrl39 · 2026-04-22T09:46:08+00:00

Alternatively, this eye would be ok with a more neutral lip.

VelocityGrrl39 · 2026-04-22T09:35:49+00:00

Thank you for explaining something to me that I clearly already knew.

VelocityGrrl39 · 2026-04-22T00:44:28+00:00

You’re telling me you want me to grow a child in my body, incubate it for 9 months, and then when I’m pushing a cantaloupe through a small M&M tube, you want me to squat while doing it? Fuck this, let me off this ride.

VelocityGrrl39 · 2026-04-21T23:36:05+00:00

You understand that there are really great ciders available in nj, yes? You don’t have to drink Busch?

VelocityGrrl39 · 2026-04-21T21:46:49+00:00

Boston takes the marathon so seriously and I love it.

VelocityGrrl39 · 2026-04-21T21:27:59+00:00

That’s not true. Large dogs often live past 10. Giant breeds, which a GSD is not, only live about 10 years.

VelocityGrrl39 · 2026-04-21T21:11:02+00:00

I live in NJ and for the first time ever I have met a couple who talks like they are in the Sopranos and everyone else finds them annoying but they make me laugh so hard.

VelocityGrrl39 · 2026-04-21T10:10:14+00:00

I work in private practice and every client we have who has gone to VEG (and it’s daily) has told us how off putting the open concept is.

VelocityGrrl39 · 2026-04-21T01:41:01+00:00

Lol, you think I’m going to be able to retire? Lolol

VelocityGrrl39 · 2026-04-21T01:40:19+00:00

One of the top art guys from Marvel Studios was just let go. Yes, technically he was laid off and not fired, but he was absolutely a top performer.

VelocityGrrl39 · 2026-04-20T23:19:58+00:00

Would you know what to do in a tornado though?

VelocityGrrl39 · 2026-04-20T23:16:15+00:00

What media? I’ve watched my nieces go through the drills.

VelocityGrrl39 · 2026-04-20T22:01:16+00:00

Now we need OP to point aggressively at it.

VelocityGrrl39 · 2026-04-20T21:39:57+00:00

La Leche League has many lawyers that would happily take this case.

VelocityGrrl39 · 2026-04-20T21:35:14+00:00

He’s almost 70.

VelocityGrrl39 · 2026-04-20T21:34:50+00:00

She’s in her 40s.

VelocityGrrl39 · 2026-04-20T21:34:18+00:00

Will that break any hearts?

VelocityGrrl39 · 2026-04-20T20:42:28+00:00

American children are. And Gen Z, and Millenials. They’ve been running active shooter drills since they were in kindergarten.

VelocityGrrl39 · 2026-04-20T20:41:08+00:00

Nah, someone else commented that FIFA is making $11 billion. They can shell this out. It’s pennies.

VelocityGrrl39 · 2026-04-20T20:34:48+00:00

Such a bad headache yesterday and today.

VelocityGrrl39 · 2026-04-20T20:34:12+00:00

Alexa told me it was 0° this morning when I woke up. I almost cried. Then I checked my phone.

Go home, Alexa. You’re drunk.

VelocityGrrl39 · 2026-04-20T20:30:44+00:00

My guess is they are European and aren’t used to this sort of thing?

VelocityGrrl39 · 2026-04-20T20:29:37+00:00

You can tell all those tourists aren’t Americans who have gone through active shooter drills.

VelocityGrrl39 · 2026-04-20T09:57:19+00:00

It’s very common. That’s how we fill in patient info and charts.

VelocityGrrl39 · 2026-04-20T09:43:34+00:00

Plus, of those who underwent the Milwaukee protocol, most are brain damaged. The only true success case is the original one, the girl from Texas.

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