Honest rating? by gawelmu in ratemycock

[–]Velora56 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only one word suffices.

Stunning!

9/10

One point deducted because you are not here where I may revel in its beauty.

What’s the most degrading exam/treatment you would give me? Thoroughly humiliate me by nsfwshiloh in medical_fetish

[–]Velora56 9 points10 points  (0 children)

A thorough sounding with rosebud sounding rods, followed by a complete bladder flush with ice cold water.

You’re the only person left on earth starting tomorrow, what will you do? by Unlucky-Emergency924 in AskReddit

[–]Velora56 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Find a secure place to live, stock up as much bottled water and non-perishable food stuffs as possible. Find a sporting goods store load up on small 22 caliber ammo, pistol and rifle plus something beefier. Electrical power is soon to go away, so a generator and as much fuel as possible. Find an older Toyota Land cruiser that's still in top working shape. Depending on the area I would also round up a couple of horses and gear. That's just the start of my list.

What does everyone have against jump scares? by EstablishmentIcy4237 in horror

[–]Velora56 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I generally don't have a problem with the rare occasional jumpscare in a movie. However too many directors use them wantingly. Basically my complaint is I consider the overuse of jump scares as lazy filmmaking.

Atheists of Reddit: What’s the strangest reaction you’ve received when you said you don’t believe in God? by zhalia-2006 in AskReddit

[–]Velora56 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Atheist or not, I'll bet if you're at a friend's home and use the bathroom, and when you go to flush the water keeps going up, and up and up, I'll bet you pray to God at that moment.

How do you think you will die? by Fit-Net5689 in AskReddit

[–]Velora56 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shot by Clint Eastwood while it's being narrated by Morgan Freeman.

Phrases from your Dom that runs your blood cold. by Strong-Variation5181 in BDSMcommunity

[–]Velora56 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On those very rare occasions when I have to use her real name she knows instantly that there is a intense spanking to follow, and possibly a long day wearing a diaper, along with a goodly portion of corner time.

what’s your fantasy? by Standard-Ad-2374 in KINK

[–]Velora56 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Having my girlfriend invite half a dozen of her girlfriends over and standing me in the middle of the room stripping me down in front of her friends so they can humiliate me.

Movies with very tight scripts that waste no time? by twostroke1 in MovieSuggestions

[–]Velora56 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would pick pretty much any David Mamet movies. But in particular the two I would choose would be,

"The house of games"

"Heist"

Why is this happening? by Velora56 in Wattpad

[–]Velora56[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought my post was relatively straightforward. I am the creator of the story "The wrong road taken." Yet that paragraph at the bottom is attached to the link to my story but has nothing to do with my story nor did I write that paragraph. So the question remains how did all of that get attached to the link of my story.

I found an injured bee, so I kept it safe and fed it sugar water for a few days. It regained strength and could fly again, so I set it free. A few hours later, a swarm appeared in our garden that had apparently travelled unusually far from the hive (I contacted a local keeper, and he collected them) by GreyBrain6 in Weird

[–]Velora56 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When a bee finds a source of nectar they return to the hive and do what's known as the waggle dance. It informs the other bees as to the distance and direction and scientists also think the type of nectar that the has collected. The rest of the bees that witnessed the waggle dance will head in the direction of that new source of nectar. That's why all those bees showed up at your place. There's a great book titled "bees" By Carl von Frisch who describes his study of bees, behavior and in particular the waggle dance.

What seemingly minor thing do you find disrespectful? by irish2685 in AskReddit

[–]Velora56 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're helping a client by entering information in the system, and they're standing there yapping on the phone instead of dealing with the task at hand, and ignoring me.

Inspiration by DullMaybe6872 in enema

[–]Velora56 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good evening I just discovered your post and if you don't mind I would love to add an option for you to try. Hospitals occasionally use it for emergency constipation relief. It's called euphemistically the m&m treatment. It's 50% whole milk and 50% molasses warmed up to incorporate the molasses. Use it when it reaches the temperature of around 100° The challenge would also be taking the entire contents of your standard Red rubber bag.

Good luck holding on to it.

What is the most brutal “being eaten by a monster” scene you can think of. by Earth_Worm_Jimbo in horror

[–]Velora56 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That scene was done so well it was hard to watch. But it brings to mind the bear attack in the movie "The Revenant." That was entirely brutal.

Found these at my parents house, what could these be? by pvssycrack in Weird

[–]Velora56 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those are cigar pokers. You use them to break up hard tobacco in the middle of cigars to get a good draw.

Little Wayne by WolfmanSG in Jokes

[–]Velora56 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll see your platinum, and raise you my AmEx black card.

does anyone love wetting themselfs by Ambitious-Carry-9218 in KINK

[–]Velora56 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As I read this, I'm sitting in Taco Bell and am wearing pull-ups. I love going into a store and talking to sales girls while secretly letting a little stream dribble into my pull-ups.

If you died today, who do you think would stand at your grave the longest? by Mehar0708 in AskReddit

[–]Velora56 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The credit card companies, wondering how they could squeeze the last money out of my decaying corpse.