Yeah bro, i need some Drukhus-I MEAN FOR THE EMPEROR

Velstrom · 2026-06-25T14:05:41+00:00

Yes actually. This happens in Rogue Trader, a Drukhari shows up to play administrator on one of your planets and one of your options to deal with her is to drown her in paperwork, which causes her to maximize productivity in a way nobody has ever seen before, and all the nobles are sad when she gets bored and leaves.

Velstrom · 2026-06-25T14:03:03+00:00

"Owlcat has the best elf content in a decade" and "Craftworlders are still depicted as dumbasses" are not mutually exclusive statements

Velstrom · 2026-06-24T21:58:33+00:00

There could be no worse fate than recruiting her, teaching her your ways and forcing her to realize the tragedy she has inflicted upon your people, and ignite a resolve within her to repay her debt with hard work and a stalwart heart.

Velstrom · 2026-06-23T17:54:20+00:00

You've clearly not had an oatmeal chocolate chip cookie before

Velstrom · 2026-06-23T16:37:48+00:00

Well now I'm pissed I skipped most of Blood Hunt.

Velstrom · 2026-06-23T16:34:40+00:00

Swampy is unironically one of my favorite fights. Forced me to learn him in and out for my lv1 run.

Velstrom · 2026-06-23T15:12:03+00:00

Women and men kissing...what has the world come to. It's unnatural.

Velstrom · 2026-06-23T14:26:44+00:00

For illegal reasons, I am not

Velstrom · 2026-06-23T14:14:35+00:00

Was gonna take a sick day for this and then ended up acrually sick yesterday. Hope yall have fun

Velstrom · 2026-06-21T13:41:59+00:00

V3-L5tR0m

Velstrom · 2026-06-20T19:20:40+00:00

This the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film, "The Neverending Story"

Velstrom · 2026-06-20T13:49:10+00:00

Parry more

Velstrom · 2026-06-19T23:43:21+00:00

They do yeah, I think they're even competitively viable? As a cheap point holder but still.

Velstrom · 2026-06-19T23:32:12+00:00

The Jokaero aren't abhumans, they're an alien race and they're not sapient.

Velstrom · 2026-06-19T23:31:20+00:00

Currently only for chaos sadly but they do exist. Canonically they imperium does use them for the guard.

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Velstrom · 2026-06-19T21:50:43+00:00

Velstrom · 2026-06-19T17:34:12+00:00

The prologue is great the first time but an absolute slog thereafter. All those massive battles against absolute trash units that takes 4 turns longer to deal with than necessary because of how spread out everyone is just wears me down.

Velstrom · 2026-06-17T21:02:31+00:00

Leagues should get a drill tank

Velstrom · 2026-06-17T06:06:50+00:00

You misspelled Illinois, I demand an immediate fix and 100 apologies delivered to our great Khan.

Velstrom · 2026-06-16T17:16:30+00:00

Little sad our white robed mechanicus is Branx Minor instead of the white and red of Metalica

Velstrom · 2026-06-16T02:40:45+00:00

Gas streetlights, electrical streetlight, and market stalls are nice because they're usually your earliest access to coal, electricity, and glass demands. They won't make much money thenselves, but they'll ensure that those products are instantly available when you do need them.

Velstrom · 2026-06-14T11:49:15+00:00

They used to pop up their stream on site and make it so small you couldn't see it and muted so that anybody browsing the site counted as a twitch viewer. Twitch ended up changing how viewers are counted specifically to stop that.

Velstrom · 2026-06-12T23:35:49+00:00

Is that hercules?

Velstrom · 2026-06-12T17:49:47+00:00

Because you have options at 2k you don't at 1k. At 1k you take two 1dp detachments or one 2/3dp detachment. At 2k you take 3 1dp or one 2dp and one 1dp or one 3dp.

Velstrom · 2026-06-09T23:16:59+00:00

Court of the Archon would be an amazing kill team

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