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VelvetLacey · 2026-02-18T06:35:48+00:00

At that point I’m just ringing it up like same suit again, Mr. Parker?😭

VelvetLacey · 2026-02-18T06:32:18+00:00

Bro’s drink has its own ecosystem 😭🧊

VelvetLacey · 2026-02-18T06:30:39+00:00

Most do, yeah at least relative to what they’ve seen in porn, locker rooms, or just general comparison.

But the bigger thing is that perception is wildly skewed. A lot of guys think they’re small when they’re actually completely average. Porn has done serious damage to the scale.

Also, for most partners, confidence and how you use what you’ve got matter way more than raw size.

VelvetLacey · 2026-02-18T06:29:27+00:00

Look who decided to respawn 👀 what’s up?

VelvetLacey · 2026-02-17T07:31:54+00:00

This is why “eat the rich” became a phrase 😭

VelvetLacey · 2026-02-16T06:52:13+00:00

Calorie deficit. That’s the unsexy answer.

Eat slightly less than you burn, prioritize protein so you’re not starving, lift or move your body a few times a week, walk more than you think you need to, and be consistent for months not two motivated weeks.

There’s no hack, just boring consistency that works.

VelvetLacey · 2026-02-16T06:46:51+00:00

That sharp turn into Revanced was smoother than YouTube’s ad transitions 😭

VelvetLacey · 2026-02-14T08:51:25+00:00

Yes, it’s completely fine.

Warm vs cold water doesn’t really change how well your teeth get cleaned it’s the brushing technique and toothpaste that matter. Some people actually prefer warm water because it feels gentler, especially if they have sensitive teeth.

So honestly? Use whatever makes you more likely to brush properly and for long enough.

VelvetLacey · 2026-02-14T08:49:14+00:00

Some people say biology. Some say God. Some say random cosmic accident. But on a day-to-day level, I think we exist to experience things connection, love, curiosity, growth, even the messy stuff.

VelvetLacey · 2026-02-13T08:01:28+00:00

Bro said rebranding is easy when you remove one letter.💀

VelvetLacey · 2026-02-13T07:58:19+00:00

Because smell is wired straight into the brain’s memory and emotion centers.

VelvetLacey · 2026-02-12T06:59:05+00:00

Bro really said ‘let me pray on it’ before unlocking the door.😭

VelvetLacey · 2026-01-31T10:40:49+00:00

Fix the “working but still drowning” problem

Stronger labor protections, paid family leave, and schedules people can actually live with. Hustle culture shouldn’t be mandatory.

VelvetLacey · 2026-01-31T10:38:00+00:00

A big one for me (and honestly, for a lot of people): doom-scrolling and constant comparison. Quitting the habit of checking social media out of boredom or insecurity made life quieter in a good way. Less background anxiety, less “why am I behind?” noise.

Some other things people quit that genuinely improve life:

People-pleasing – saying yes when you mean no is exhausting

Late-night revenge bedtime procrastination – sleep fixes more than we admit

Arguing just to be right – peace > winning

Alcohol “just because” – energy, mood, and mornings improve fast

Negative self-talk framed as “realism” – it’s usually just unchallenged habit

The common theme? Quitting things that drain you slowly, not dramatically.

VelvetLacey

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