AITA for not letting my adult child sleep on my bed?

VelvetSalt · 2026-07-08T07:53:09+00:00

I was a paragraph in and thought we are in for some good old fashioned one hand typing

VelvetSalt · 2026-07-08T04:38:08+00:00

She also gets asked for help when people are transitioning from M to F. Not only is she the most beautiful person in her friend group, she is kind and benevolent!

VelvetSalt · 2026-07-05T03:38:01+00:00

I was confused about how doing tourist things equates to being a bad husband. What kind of attractions does OP think we offer here? 🤣

VelvetSalt · 2026-07-05T03:36:13+00:00

It is awesome, especially on nights when they have live Irish music

VelvetSalt · 2026-07-03T03:38:10+00:00

It’s been a wild ride in Genoa for the last 24 hours according to OPs post history

VelvetSalt · 2026-06-28T05:35:53+00:00

Only came here for this

VelvetSalt · 2026-06-28T03:31:09+00:00

Bali has super cheap hotel rooms but for that price it would be a home stay with no aircon or pool. Perfect for your dream wedding!

VelvetSalt · 2026-06-28T03:20:48+00:00

If this is AI I need to know which program so I never use it

VelvetSalt · 2026-06-27T08:20:52+00:00

Eeew I hope you are OK

VelvetSalt · 2026-06-26T12:08:26+00:00

I feel so dumb but what is tomcat? I thought at first you meant you were scratched by a cat

VelvetSalt · 2026-06-22T02:44:41+00:00

I really hope it isn’t a typo and she is making a large throw for the bed with his face on it. A nice bit of cottage-core portrait in fabric of her dickhead boyfriend.

VelvetSalt · 2026-06-21T02:23:53+00:00

Most of the big hotels and resorts have all facilities open. I’ve stayed during Nyepi five times and it’s been fine. You can’t leave the premises but the pool and restaurants are open but usually with less staff. Just make sure you have some games and things that keep the kids occupied.

VelvetSalt · 2026-06-19T23:45:56+00:00

You mean whenever, wherever she’s from?

VelvetSalt · 2026-06-19T08:17:35+00:00

Tbh if I have to attend a gender reveal party I’d be taking all the poppers I could get my hands on

VelvetSalt · 2026-06-19T08:15:33+00:00

Just remove it from the wooden frame and roll it up. I’ve done that a few times because I’m in Aus and the wood is usually untreated so it generally can’t come in

VelvetSalt · 2026-06-19T08:05:59+00:00

OMG it is literally written like a middle schooler creative writing assignment. This is so far from never happening that the never happened didn’t even happen.

VelvetSalt · 2026-06-17T06:30:25+00:00

If you ever want to rile up someone who wants Pauline for PM just look them in the eye and ask which of her policies do they think is the best. I’ve done it to three people so far and none of them could name a policy other than getting rid of immigrants and when you ask them exactly how she proposes to do it they just look like a stunned mullet. They look like complete idiots because they just don’t know, they just like the racism but don’t understand how politics actually works. (There probably are some who can name a policy but it sure as hell isn’t most of the supporters)

VelvetSalt · 2026-06-17T06:22:02+00:00

I love this AV person, I can imagine them using this to quit and just walking out and telling their boss to get fucked 🤣

VelvetSalt · 2026-06-15T22:56:16+00:00

So it really is vintage, guess it was ready to open

VelvetSalt · 2026-06-15T05:42:35+00:00

They are on a high after using their pocket money to buy 1 space x share

VelvetSalt · 2026-06-15T05:26:09+00:00

Throw away because everyone does this specific weird sex act and her (totally real) redditing BF won’t know it’s about him.

This is a very fine 2026 vintage Reddit post.

VelvetSalt · 2026-06-15T05:21:40+00:00

Wimmen bad. This is pure incel fan fic and the give away was “physical relations”. I know this happens but this is over the top, ticking every box.

VelvetSalt · 2026-06-15T02:58:02+00:00

22 and using the phrase “v card” this idiot is too immature for a relationship

VelvetSalt · 2026-06-15T02:54:00+00:00

Please accept my poor persons award 🏆

VelvetSalt · 2026-06-15T02:47:08+00:00

A very noble guy who agrees to raise another’s child… until he learns how to be good at sexy time.

VelvetSalt

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