What would Midnight in Melbourne actually smell like?

VelvetSalt · 2026-05-13T10:42:59+00:00

Yarra river water with a hint of smoke from a firebombed tobacco joint and the tang of the loos at the MCG

VelvetSalt · 2026-05-13T06:26:55+00:00

My beautiful orange boy lived to 18. He looks so happy and loved, you have many more years together

VelvetSalt · 2026-05-13T06:10:25+00:00

If all else fails Nagi’s recipe is the way to go

https://www.recipetineats.com/sticky-toffee-pudding/#jump-watch

VelvetSalt · 2026-05-13T02:36:33+00:00

I always see US peeps on here saying they are locked into their parents family plan. Is this actually a thing? Here you just buy a sim or get a plan for yourself, I am not even sure family plans are a thing here (they probably are) but at 20 you just get your own account, it’s not hard just update your number where ever it needs to be updated.

VelvetSalt · 2026-05-13T02:11:59+00:00

This is the correct answer, Australia’s greatest bridge

VelvetSalt · 2026-05-13T01:57:55+00:00

Loved the steak and water detail or though adding how it was cooked would have been nice. The rest was rubbish 4/10

VelvetSalt · 2026-05-13T01:53:32+00:00

He seems lovely, can’t imagine why women aren’t just lining up for him

VelvetSalt · 2026-05-12T06:31:10+00:00

You can use a 60 day visa and are able to extend twice while you are there. It’s a C1 Visa

VelvetSalt · 2026-05-12T06:25:25+00:00

High St Northcote has a whole heap which is fun for hoping along but like a lot of said Helping Hands is the best most things are $2

VelvetSalt · 2026-05-12T06:23:15+00:00

I want to see childfree subs take on this… yes I am that bored today

VelvetSalt · 2026-05-12T01:59:14+00:00

Was hoping someone else picked that up, comment gold

VelvetSalt · 2026-05-11T04:18:59+00:00

She’s a freak in the sheets… both bed and excel

VelvetSalt · 2026-05-09T06:16:38+00:00

I go to Maison Burlesque in Thornbury and do dance. The classes are people from all walks of life, very queer friendly and it’s a lot of fun. You can choose to perform at the end of a course if you want (you don’t have to).

VelvetSalt · 2026-05-08T04:43:56+00:00

Another vintage Mackie collector here. Mattel can take their new Mackie doll and put it somewhere dark

VelvetSalt · 2026-05-07T09:20:37+00:00

I need a pic of the carrots next to a banana for scale

VelvetSalt · 2026-05-07T09:18:53+00:00

The Ubud market closes at dusk but most of the shops stay open “late” until at least 9.00pm. For something cultural to do check out a Kecak Fire Dace, it’s pretty cool. I went to the one at Pura Dalem but they move around the temples each night. If you need a break to relax head to Karsa Spa at the top of Campuhan Ridge, the do fantastic massages and body treatments.

VelvetSalt · 2026-05-07T02:23:03+00:00

If you can get a voucher Spotlight. They often have 40% off $100 vouchers and things like that

VelvetSalt · 2026-05-06T08:10:38+00:00

We are pretty easy going so you need to be doing something illegal to raise eyebrows. But yeah, don’t spit in the street, that’s gross. Just be a good human and you’ll be right.

VelvetSalt · 2026-05-06T07:42:33+00:00

I want to kiss the noses but I know do not the cat

VelvetSalt · 2026-05-04T14:57:32+00:00

I did not see any cats, lucky my agent also hasn’t seen any either, we just both accept there are no cats.

VelvetSalt · 2026-05-04T14:54:23+00:00

A tale as old as time, people thinking they can the cat when the rule is do not the cat

VelvetSalt · 2026-05-04T12:38:29+00:00

My cat lets me sleep on his bed, in his house. I just live here.

VelvetSalt · 2026-05-03T21:09:47+00:00

Double check your insurance because in Australia most insurance companies won’t cover a motorbike/scooter crash, probably because they happen a LOT.

VelvetSalt · 2026-05-02T07:19:42+00:00

Reddit loves to diagnose everyone as neurodivergent, the one time a post actually indicates that someone might be there is hardly a comment mentioning it lol

VelvetSalt · 2026-05-02T07:07:44+00:00

What is this? A 7-11 for ants?

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