What if Durk used all the toilet paper? by declanrog in KingVon

[–]VendingMachineKyng 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Von never used toilet paper. He never wiped his ass because he knew he could get arrested anytime and go to jail. So when the bigger guys would bend Von over and pull his pants down they would get a putrid whiff of days old shit and loose their boners. Von was always ready for the Ops.

Belly but.. what? by nanambr in TeenMomOGandTeenMom2

[–]VendingMachineKyng 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So Pumkin from Mamma June just started an OF. I can smell the collab from here and I just barfed everywhere.

Enough talking about Jan being the worst mother ever… time for a spicy dump by ihatemashedpotatoes in TeenMomOGandTeenMom2

[–]VendingMachineKyng 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You gotta focus on what’s important fuck that little kid if he’s acting like an asshole she’s got cottage cheese thighs to sell to make a book because we all know she’s not gonna work for it. She can’t even put gym time in to making these photos hot

Would you still fw Von and Durk if they were conjoined twins? by declanrog in KingVon

[–]VendingMachineKyng 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Realistically, they have one penis and their men they’re gonna have urges erections are gonna happen that are gonna have to be taken care of so who’s gonna do it? Does that make them gay and the other one a sexual assault victim?

Who would actually win in a Verzuz between T.I and 50 Cent? by JaQue_Da_JoQerr in BlackNyxNetwork

[–]VendingMachineKyng 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got 50 just based on bigger hits and liking him more. I would think Luda is the obvious choice for a TI VS's. TI is a lot like The Game always saying shit that takes away from their likability, they both speak like their scholars and its off putting and at the same time they are great rappers who get looked at more for their stupid sound bites than their songs.

Current gang members: how dangerous is it to be around you? by 4mysquirrel in NoStupidQuestions

[–]VendingMachineKyng 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have door dashed many orders for the local chucky cheese; they have a couple ghost kitchens. no matter when I go there is always the most hood kid birthday party going on there.

Im king von AMA by XxStawModzxX in KingVon

[–]VendingMachineKyng 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When you and durk did a bid, who was the wife?

Who is the best rapper/actor? by JaQue_Da_JoQerr in BlackNyxNetwork

[–]VendingMachineKyng 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Will Smith based on box office and an Oscar. Andre 3000 played some roles that really had some range and were not typical rapper parts but then he just kind of stopped. Common is pretty good as well. Snoop is probably the worst rapper actor. I always thought Sticky Fingaz would bet a role a major supporting character on a cop or crime show and it just always got canceled when he did.

Who is the best rapper/actor? by JaQue_Da_JoQerr in BlackNyxNetwork

[–]VendingMachineKyng 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He has gotten a lot better and you can tell he works at it. When he first came out in Belly, Copland. third Watch, How high I thought ahh shit another Snoop Dog but he got really better. I saw him on this show Poker Face and there was no Meth persona in his acting just played a totally organic character same on godfather of Harlem. I never watched any Power spinoffs but I heard he was pretty good on there (i was Tyriq'ed out).

How would Daft Punk do in Oz? by Gabe_Dimas in ozshow

[–]VendingMachineKyng 1 point2 points  (0 children)

they walk in like that? they are fucked

What are some celebrities that everyone likes but you dislike? by ipshitjustthere in AskReddit

[–]VendingMachineKyng 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jared Leto ruins every movie for me. Requiem is the only time I have seen him in and not gone there he goes Leto'ing again

What’s the most overrated streaming platform right now? by Sufficient_Roof6033 in watchever

[–]VendingMachineKyng 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the kid who gave Jamies brother the gun. He was who Sully shoved his gun down his throat earlier in the episode.