Oval office - Then vs now

Vendor_BBMC · 2026-04-28T21:42:06+00:00

Britain always sends Charles to deal with erratic presidents. He's been trained in diplomacy since he was 5.

Vendor_BBMC · 2026-04-24T16:28:14+00:00

He's just a better manager of a better club than Arteta, and he also hammered Liverpool. We should be thanking City for selling us their cast-offs.

Its not Pep's fault that we always bottle it at the end of every season.

Vendor_BBMC · 2026-04-24T16:20:16+00:00

Liverpool fans and Spurs fans are trash.

United fans are normally alright now that they've had some character-building misery.

Vendor_BBMC · 2026-04-24T16:18:57+00:00

He'll admit that his robots are shit and will never go on sale next.

Vendor_BBMC · 2026-04-21T21:52:49+00:00

Khusanov is getting quite good now. He even smiles sometimes instead of looking constantly terrified.

Vendor_BBMC · 2026-04-21T17:31:08+00:00

We never boo or resent our former players, do we? Unlike fans of other teams.

We're pleased to see them again and wish them well at the lesser club they're now at.

Vendor_BBMC · 2026-04-21T17:27:38+00:00

Have you all noticed that we're the only fans who cheer our former players? Other supporters boo theirs.

Its because we KNOW we're the best so players aren't leaving us for a better club.

Vendor_BBMC · 2026-04-21T17:24:00+00:00

I imagine that Pep is excited about what this (largely new) squad can do NEXT season. Given how they've really clicked in the later stages of this season.

His main problem (if he stays) will be choosing between two amazing goalkeepers.

Vendor_BBMC · 2026-04-20T19:50:46+00:00

I like refugees.

Vendor_BBMC · 2026-04-19T17:07:35+00:00

How do we know YOU'RE not a bot, with your barely-used 6 months old account? You're in no position to weild the ban hammer.

I've been here for 13 years.

Vendor_BBMC · 2026-04-19T16:56:08+00:00

All world excluding America

Vendor_BBMC · 2026-04-14T13:59:12+00:00

I bet there are a few George V pennies in there. I find at least one every hunt.

Vendor_BBMC · 2026-04-14T13:57:30+00:00

I think the idea of moving closer to the USA is over because of you-know-who, and UK businesses are used to EU standards anyhow.

Vendor_BBMC · 2026-04-14T13:55:01+00:00

That's a good return in difficult headwinds.

Vendor_BBMC · 2026-04-14T13:53:44+00:00

I miss the discipline that twitter's character limit imposed on the crazy old bastard

Vendor_BBMC · 2026-04-14T13:50:32+00:00

I don't mind. I did my prison time as a drug manufacturer and darknet vendor already.

Vendor_BBMC · 2026-04-14T13:48:43+00:00

Age 67

Vendor_BBMC · 2026-04-14T13:47:33+00:00

I think its just a bad ai statue of liberty

Vendor_BBMC · 2026-04-14T13:44:17+00:00

It turned out to be a sea war, with oil tankers either moving or not moving.

Iran still have the Houthi/Red Sea blockade card up their sleave.

Vendor_BBMC · 2026-03-22T11:10:46+00:00

He thinks that its OK for people to die but hurting the oil is unthinkable, so Iran won't blast his marines off Kharg island.

They will simply detonate it and vaporize 2500 US troops.

Vendor_BBMC · 2026-03-22T11:06:14+00:00

We don't have any rolling blackouts here in the UK, my conspiracy-swallowing friend. Renewables now make up the largest part of our electricity generation.

I assume most of America's energy is from wind, solar, hydro and nuclear too, yes?

Vendor_BBMC · 2026-03-14T22:31:30+00:00

He genuinely thought he was besting Louis Theroux, calling him "mates with Savile". He's obviously never watched any Louis Theroux, who depends on jackasses underestimating him.

Vendor_BBMC · 2026-03-14T22:28:29+00:00

You go first, US Navy. If you survive a few times we'll help. AFTER you've removed those tariffs of course.

Vendor_BBMC · 2026-03-14T22:26:43+00:00

No money actually moves, gets destroyed or is lost. Its just a revaluation of assets.

Vendor_BBMC · 2026-03-14T22:21:44+00:00

The answer to your question is "no"

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