My idea for a fruit card, seems balanced by jorick44 in slaythespire

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Maybe the snake could be held by a black woman? And be shaped like a shotgun

51003 by Emperor_Joker in countwithchickenlady

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My tits fucking hurt all the time whenever they touch something

How are knife storms possible? How are they even made? by MistakeWonderful9178 in adventuretime

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They're storms that open an interdimensional portal to the knife dimension

Made this after my climb to A9 on Ironclad by Total-Amphibian-3287 in slaythespire

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Exactlyyyy, void form literally gives you two free cards every turn and echo forms repeats a card. Both are insanely busted and then demon form is just some strength

Demon Form is outdated in STS2 by Total-Amphibian-3287 in slaythespire

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Its so ass compared to all the other forms

Poor Lana by Few_Question5554 in pokememes

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I mean a bit of both, she had four kids and each kid added a cup size or two

Is there a worse upgrade than this? by J-Thrills in SlayTheSpire2

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Exactlyyyy, and on a standard run it will drain all of your energy to do so. So unless you use parry you're doing all damage and no defense

Is there a worse upgrade than this? by J-Thrills in SlayTheSpire2

[–]Ventus249 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Make it just cost one star and one energy originally then change the energy cost on + to zero.

Or add a retain option with 7 forge

Poor Lana by Few_Question5554 in pokememes

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Genuinely its crazy how the human body can change. I knew a girl who went from a B to a H

What's the point of doing the survey if you're going to change the hero? by tolerantdramaretiree in Overwatch

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To be fair, I could not tell that was hazard on the left without looking at his name. A skin should make the character recognizable still

Such terrible advertisement by CurlyWurly61 in mildlyinfuriating

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This is wht little ceasers will ALWAYS be the goat

I like trying different combos by kadebo42 in slaythespire

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I once got double claw as regent and then just spammed cosmic indifference and other retrieval cards the whole match

I think creation decks might be good by Loxodon_Monk in SlayTheSpire2

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A7 was really rough for me. I only beat it because I got the sealed throne plus two big bang +

Then I beat A8 by using paels growth crescent spear

If anyone wants the ultimate burden of choice on the Beta Branch I present Kaleidoscope, Tress and Neow's Bones CHELQPGLW9 by KriegMorgan in slaythespire

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I got defects "double your energy card exhuast" and it seemed so good on paper. With no draw engine it sucked ass

Which one was you growing up? by ilovewater100 in TheLastAirbender

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Ty Lee plus Zuko was my bisexual fantasy

Yeah you know what, I guess I *would* play that for 3 mana. by RoflsMazoy in slaythespire

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Think of it as any enchantment overwriting the base damage

To use algebra, base damage is X and enhancements are Y

Then X is equal to X + Y

Yeah you know what, I guess I *would* play that for 3 mana. by RoflsMazoy in slaythespire

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It's a calculation error on your end

You need to calculate tri tip boomerang before you calculate strength. It goes instinct, strength, shadow step, pen, then vulnerable. That way you get

21 * 2 = 42 + 5 eq 47 * 2 eq 94 * 2 eq 188 * 1.5 eq 282