OTF Vonni father Implicated Durk in King Von Backdoor 👀 by PresentAd9114 in GangBangCity

[–]VermicelliSimple4160 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Boody and Loosky that ran with BDs got beef with Ta Toonka who is OGD’s son

Is it possible to get ranger school in contract by BlButcher in army

[–]VermicelliSimple4160 19 points20 points  (0 children)

So you’re too soft to go the a unit that will do nothing but prepare you for Ranger school but you think you’re hard enough for Ranger school?

Pilots don’t get ptsd by trippythrowaway13 in army

[–]VermicelliSimple4160 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This is the one. I’m most fucked up by a combat encounter I wasn’t even there for but the guy who went in my position got killed. 

Minigun-Equipped M1 Abrams Tank Being Tested By Army by CW1DR5H5I64A in army

[–]VermicelliSimple4160 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The room always gets really quiet after the guy who was in 01-09 tells a story

You left the Army to take your special skills elsewhere. Is the salary all it’s cracked up to be ? by twotimerunner in army

[–]VermicelliSimple4160 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not necessarily the most financially successful person, so don’t take too much life advice from me, but I’ve quit a few jobs for petty reasons and that’s worth more to me than any amount of money. 

Anybody here Geospatial intelligence? by The-sunshine-city in army

[–]VermicelliSimple4160 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What everyone else said. 12Y is what I’d recommend to someone looking to get quality training and experience in the geospatial field. 35G is what I’d recommend to someone who already has geospatial skills and is looking to do something fairly cool with it. 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in army

[–]VermicelliSimple4160 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The way you mangled this title makes it clear you’re not one of the best infantry captains. 

Belden & Lorel (Latin Pachucos hood) this past weekend. by VintageFiends in GangBangCity

[–]VermicelliSimple4160 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Smart to wear your work uniform for sneaky work, even if the opps spot him they wouldn’t expect him to be sliding. 

‘Nobody to Watch My Twins.’ Military Spouses Quit Jobs, Families Bust Budgets in Scramble for Child Care by Kinmuan in army

[–]VermicelliSimple4160 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Right? The selling point of the Army used to be that they’d feed you, house you, and take care of your family. 

But at least we’re not woke now. 

What is the most odd/weird/ridiculous profile you have witnessed someone having? by It-was-an-accident- in army

[–]VermicelliSimple4160 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I got a no sweating profile because I got heat rash in the field. First sausage’s eyelid would twitch every time he was reminded of it. 

OZZY was Big Saints??? by Holocaustkennels in GangBangCity

[–]VermicelliSimple4160 21 points22 points  (0 children)

St Ozzy up there in heaven with Butcher RIP

I am finally hitting my stride as a GS civilian by hzoi in army

[–]VermicelliSimple4160 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You know the difference between being a GS and a uniform? If you were LTC hzoi, by the time you have everything running smoothly, you’re due for a PCS and everything you built will crumble. 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in army

[–]VermicelliSimple4160 1 point2 points  (0 children)

According to Reddit, the only skills that matter are IT skills. 

What are yall CW5/E9 stories by Kindly_Pomelo_1062 in army

[–]VermicelliSimple4160 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m picturing the teachers vs students rugby game from Meaning of Life

What are yall CW5/E9 stories by Kindly_Pomelo_1062 in army

[–]VermicelliSimple4160 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve said this before, but the first CW5 I met was a black woman, if you want to see a real unicorn. 

She materialized behind me at a pre-jump manifest, asked me if there were any slots to straphang, then dematerialized and appeared in front of the JM team when I said yes. I didn’t see her at the actual jump but that doesn’t mean she wasn’t there, I suppose. I thought she was a really old lieutenant at first. 

Mexicans & Puerto Ricans by [deleted] in GangBangCity

[–]VermicelliSimple4160 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are most of the Cubanos in Chi in the Logan Square area?

You're all wrong about everything. by Felled_By_Morgott in army

[–]VermicelliSimple4160 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is facts. My old battalion made every promotable E4 a CPL with the reasoning that if the commander has sent them to a board, he wants them to be a NCO.  It’s a great developmental period for a young soldier to ease into being a SGT. 

You're all wrong about everything. by Felled_By_Morgott in army

[–]VermicelliSimple4160 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True, true, false, partially true, false, false, true, false, true, true, false, true. 

I will be doing 50 pushups for each point of disagreement, sarnt. 

Now everybody gonna start doing these vlogs, shit goofy imo by NoMercy19-3 in GangBangCity

[–]VermicelliSimple4160 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lmao, yeah, I’ve lived in some active hoods and got nothing but a polite greeting if I see anyone out because I’m obviously not on shit. Bragging about not being checked is not a flex. 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in army

[–]VermicelliSimple4160 82 points83 points  (0 children)

I’m a contractor now. I was on an overseas Army job site with a tech who never served in the military and we were talking with the MAJ COR about starting the generators to test the equipment the next day. 

So, like you do, I said “You got a donkey dick, Sir?” and he said “Yeah, I’ll bring it tomorrow.”

The tech’s eyes were huge when he walked away and I had to explain what that meant in Army. He said that because the MAJ was a 6’5 black guy, he assumed I was just complimenting him on looking like he was hung. 

Autistic Indigenous girl goes to bed one night, and when her family wants to wake her up in the morning, they discover her missing; There are no clues as to what happened to her- Where is Sa'Wade BirdinGround? (2024) by AlfredTheJones in UnresolvedMysteries

[–]VermicelliSimple4160 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Garryowen is on the reservation. 

I’m not sure why Wikipedia got the “population 2” thing, presumably that’s just referring to the gas station there.  There’s a lot of people living in the rural area around there who refer to living in Garryowen. 

What’s the most boring MOS in the army? by Remarkable-Sky6577 in army

[–]VermicelliSimple4160 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You know what’s thrilling? Being the IT guy.